France: Achieved alot over the last years, but without there favourite man from the banlieu they seem just an average team. It is a fairly old team as well. Another downside is that....well how shall I say it, the players dont really look like your average Parisian.
England: Ohh yess, surely it will be our time now! Ahhh....quarterfinals again!!! How did that happened? The Goebbels press told us for ages we are the best team in the world? Surely its those damn foreign divers again that knocked us out!
Deutschlanksi: Europe's favourite cuddling teddy bears...After years of dirty play, worse haircuts and great Schwalbes, The DFB decided they had a bit of an image problem. "Now how can we solve that" said the little Fuhrer from his desk. "I know what to do, we just take Poland again" But this time we should take Poland to us, instead of going to them! The little Fuhrer was already making plans to do the same with Russia...but he decided to wait after the WC. "Lets just rig the draw as well, we will look even better that way" Shame for the little Fuhrer.....they went out in Semi-finals....and the worse thing is, the rest of them noticed we were playing with Poles .....and we are still hated
Now which one do you like the most? Just vote