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No suprise to see it's a Heineken parasol!
Completely riotproof!
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England - Oranje is CALLED off; England is WAY too Dangerous
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Re: England - Oranje is CALLED off; England is WAY too Dangerous
by S4P Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:03 pm
If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much.
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Re: England - Oranje is CALLED off; England is WAY too Dangerous
by Ricardo Jol Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:27 pm
blutgraetsche wrote:Bashmachkin wrote:Glemon Party wrote:since there's no football on Wednesday I might as well get myself a Blackberry and join the fun.
If the Blackberry people are quick, they could make a slogan out of this. Anyway, I had the same thought as you: wouldn't the football have given people something else to do? Wouldn't the rioting have been quelled in an instant had the game not been cancelled, but instead played as planned with Currys providing each London borough with a free widescreen television on which to watch the game communally?
No. Because it's just Holland you're playing against. Nobody really cares. I wouldn't have known without this thread. Nobody would pay any attention, not a house or chicken wing would be spared. You save the lovely press articles, goose steps and steel helmets for the real teams.
If you really didn't care you did not talk about the Dutch. Germans...
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Re: England - Oranje is CALLED off; England is WAY too Dangerous
by Fey Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:10 pm
blutgraetsche wrote:Sure you can't race everywhere, especially close to the Dutch or Belgian border, to save you from yourselves. I'm actually in the area currently, and the Dutch really are awful drivers. The Belgians are worse though, you really have to wonder if they have any kind of education before they get their licence...
Most of those roads are actually near the Dutch border. Otto was right, you are a horrible German, you know nothing of the place! Christ, leave that village of yours for once! And the Dutch arent bad drivers, they are limited by the vehicles, mostly German.
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Re: England - Oranje is CALLED off; England is WAY too Dangerous
by blutgraetsche Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:02 am
Unlike you, I know the land of cheese and grease not just by hearsay, or the weekly Derrick show. I'm actually 8km from the Dutch border as we speak, so I can see EVERY DAY what your countrymen are made of. They are pretty crappy drivers, but still a whole lot better than the Belgians who are just horrible. FACT Fey, not seen in a Flodders movie, but actually experienced myself!
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Re: England - Oranje is CALLED off; England is WAY too Dangerous
by Fey Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:08 pm
Ha!
Blut, are you challenging me for a car race? Let's do one then, Top Gear style, first one that hits the beach in Monaco with his local delicassy wins! In my case that will be Bitterballen, obviously, in your case that will be....I dunno, fish heads most likely.
And as for the bad Dutch drivers, you were close to paradise, but you didnt find the G-spot. Dont forget there is still 50 km of reserve kraut country before you meet the True Dutch!
Blut, are you challenging me for a car race? Let's do one then, Top Gear style, first one that hits the beach in Monaco with his local delicassy wins! In my case that will be Bitterballen, obviously, in your case that will be....I dunno, fish heads most likely.
And as for the bad Dutch drivers, you were close to paradise, but you didnt find the G-spot. Dont forget there is still 50 km of reserve kraut country before you meet the True Dutch!
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Re: England - Oranje is CALLED off; England is WAY too Dangerous
by Ricardo Jol Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:08 pm
blutgraetsche wrote:Sure you can't race everywhere, especially close to the Dutch or Belgian border, to save you from yourselves. I'm actually in the area currently, and the Dutch really are awful drivers. The Belgians are worse though, you really have to wonder if they have any kind of education before they get their licence...
come on Blut... what you mean by awfull drivers... ????? Do You know that Holland is a country with the least traffic accidents in europe? The percentage is LOWER than in Germany!!!.!!!!
But when we are abroad we full around with those rules... watch this....
http://www.telegraaf.nl/binnenland/10362104/__Hollander_neemt_de_trap__.html?p=2,1
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