the end of year is approaching fast and most of the Europeanboard members will be wondering how they have done with so many of their predictions. With multiple channel global football coverage at our fingertips, endless experts whistling into our ears from the hallowed heights of the BBC , the ARD, Canal +, Sky..., fellow fans from all over the world instructing us on the latest developments in their countries, surely we are the most insightful generation of football fans EVER
just take a quick look at my humble attempts to read the future over the last 18 months; these were PREDICTIONS
Klose to be World Cup Top Scorer / Germany vs Italy to be MATCH OF THE CUP = the real final (the top favourites) / the GIANT, MONSTER , PRINZ , ONE "Excitement" / Brazil NOT to win the World Cup / Argentina NOT to win the WC after the master class vs. S-M / the MYTH of the Colour ORANGE / van Basten NOT as good as often suggested / DIDI to be the KEY in the Liverpool vs. Milan game / ZLATAN = CRAP / Adriano, R.Carlos hopelessly overhyped / England not even in the TOP 20; NO chance of lifting the Cup; ALL English players brutally overrated / Owen Hargreaves HAS to be the DMC : top player / Ballack does not fit Chelsea / "you can only win the WC with a solid defense: Klinsi's style will cost us the win / Bremen are a SERIOUS player in the CL ........ / Wenger . Benitez , Mourinho : overrated / and endless others
at the beginning of this season I would have told you : Berbatov will take the EPL by storm / Sheva will not hit 20 in the EPL / German enthusiasm for Klinsi will cool within 6 months ...., but did not when seeing that Klose was not even considered to be world class in a poll on here (post WC) : why bother, I thought
many of those predictions had nothing to do with Germany, and therefore were not merely influenced by an exaggerated surge of patriotism; they were probably down to sheer luck after luck after luck after luck after luck ....; a bit like Benitez lifting his Silverware
since LUCK is a precious attribute at any time , I believe it would be most selfish to keep it all to myself. Yes, you guessed it, I am going to SHARE MY LUCK WITH YOU
think 18/19 th century; think Napoleon; think " de haut , en bas": yup, that's it
I am going to crown myself EMPEROR of the Europeanboard
any objections ??? I did not think so
But don't worry , my dear subjects all over the world. I will be a BENEVOLENT RULER
in fact , since this world needs a firm hand as soon as possible, I will start to impose my rule IMMEDIATELY
These are the first IMPERIAL DECREES to be implemented with IMMEDIATE EFFECT:
1. from now on Holland will wear the Colour GREY; Brazil will wear PINK
2. Adidas and Puma will become the only sports manufacturers in the world; production will be moved into the sweatshops of England
3. to deny that Germany are the most romantic football side in the world will become punishable by Liverpool vs Chelsea
4. EVERY first league European footballer HAS to drive a VW Polo and spend 50% of his spare-time on football Development Aid in England
5. every game will start and finish with PENALTIES, which make up 30% of the final score
6. Seria A / La Liga and the EPL will only get 2 CL spots; the Bundesliga , the Eredivisie and the US "Soccer" League will get 3 each
7. the distribution of Pies will be made illegal in London, particularly around King's Road
8. professional football pundits the world over will get one toe chopped off when they get a prediction wrong
9. Seria A will be administered and policed by the German military / judicial system
10. the world "Soccer" will become illegal
11. ticket prices may not exceed 10 Euro and will include a free beer and sausage
12. Pele, Netzer, Hoeness, Rummenigge, Shearer, Hansen and Cruyff will be thrown into a top secret dungeon ; never to be released
13. every time the MONSTER or the PRINZ score I will release white pigeons from the town square of a World Capital
14. every member of the Europeanboard will receive a Xmas Stollen
15. every TRUE football fan has the right to a nubile blonde haired, blue eyed German maiden who understands the off-side rule
now you see, living under a benign German despot isn't too bad after all, right ?