West Ham set to agree Tevez deal

DD wrote:About 4 Arsenal & 4 dutch guys; that's a total of 8 posters, opposed to one nutters.
So if each of us on average is 1/8 the hype of nutters, then we are equal to the total hype.

Sure, but there are more than 4 Arsenal hype merchants, since they have some of the Liverpool contingent on their side as part of the conspiracy.

That means that for the Dutch/Arsenal contingent to be collectively worse than Nutters, the people that hype Van Persie have to exceed on average more than 12.5% the hype of nutters.
Can't see the latter happening. Nutters is in a league of his own.

Nutters is in a league of his own, but threads have been grotesquely hijacked in recent days to form one big Van Persie/Arsenal/Liverpool circle jerk...

DD wrote:About 4 Arsenal & 4 dutch guys; that's a total of 8 posters, opposed to one nutters.
So if each of us on average is 1/8 the hype of nutters, then we are equal to the total hype.

That means that for the Dutch/Arsenal contingent to be collectively worse than Nutters, the people that hype Van Persie have to exceed on average more than 12.5% the hype of nutters.
Can't see the latter happening. Nutters is in a league of his own.

It won't have to be split 8 ways. Fey and De Guzman can do about 50 - 60% on there own.

But if Nutters decides to up his hyping ration it increases more drastically.

If the total Hype at monent 0 is X[0]
Then,
Nutters = X[0] = 8 D/AF
1 D/AF = 0.125 X

So if Nutters increases hyping just by 20% (let's say after a Ronaldo fotoshoot), then
1.2 x X[0] = 1.2 X[1]
Which is the new hype collective total

1.2 / 8 = 0.15
The Dutch/Arsenal fans have to raise to 15% of hype per/person.

.15/.125= 1.2
1.2-1= .2

Which means that each of the 8 D/AF will have to increase by 20 % too. Surely that's too much to ask for all of us to increase our hyping ratio.

Its an arms race and collectively we just can't keep up with nutters.

Fey will have to work harder, like Kuyt.

West Ham have revealed they have reached agreement for Carlos Tevez to leave Upton Park and complete his protracted move to Manchester United.

The settlement ends the threat of High Court action between West Ham and Tevez's representative Kia Joorabchian.

West Ham will receive a £2m fee for Tevez's registration.

The 23-year-old Argentine striker is understood to have already passed a medical and trained with United on Friday morning.

All sides were keen for the matter to be settled ahead of that time with the transfer window closing on 30 August.

Tevez's switch had stalled over who will be paid the transfer fee.

The Premier League and West Ham said the Hammers should receive the fee but companies MSI and Just Sports Inc, which belong to Joorabchian, said they owned the striker's economic rights.

West Ham said in a statement: "The settlement ends the current litigation taking place between the respective parties and provides for a £2m fee to be paid to West Ham.

"The agreement confirms that West Ham do have a valid player's contract with Carlos Tevez and hold the registration of the player. This will be released once the agreed fee has been paid to the club.

"The terms of the settlement are consistent with undertakings given by West Ham United to the Premier League and the rules of The Football Association."

West Ham chairman Eggert Magnusson added: "I am obviously pleased that we have finally reached the end of this saga through agreement and common sense.

"All parties involved can now move on and truly focus on the new season."

Batman wrote:"West Ham set to agree Tevez deal "



I have been saving this gif for a special occasion, i hope its not premature.

I didn't know that Batman had some cheddar ranch sauce in him.

At fucking last...Should've fucked off sooner.

Yeah, he's passed his medical, so I'm glad its finally over.