Otto is right about the German superiority...

Even German amateurs can take on the best of the world nowadays and not lose

The rest of the world doesn't stand a chance anymore























Podolski vs Unterhaching [0:0]

http://de.eurosport.yahoo.com/18082007/14/tore-comeback-lukas-podolski.html

First game back for 6 months and you start a thread to say he hasn't scored?....that's weak.

Their coaches are the best too, Schuster is the man.

God, you all could learn a thing or two (or three) about wind ups from otto. Abysmal.

blutgraetsche wrote:God, you all could learn a thing or two (or three) about wind ups from otto. Abysmal.

blutgraetsche wrote:God, you all could learn a thing or two (or three) about wind ups from otto. Abysmal.

yep...you too..

dont panic! wrote:
yep...you too..

Says the guy who is the worst WUM to ever grace this board. 'Worst' in the sense of unfunny, unwitty, simply class A foot and mouth diseased import living in a bunker somewhere in Southern Germany.

blutgraetsche wrote:

dont panic! wrote:
yep...you too..

Says the guy who is the worst WUM to ever grace this board. 'Worst' in the sense of unfunny, unwitty, simply class A foot and mouth diseased import living in a bunker somewhere in Southern Germany.

a piece of information for your little mind...you can only be unwitty or unfunny if you are actually trying to be witty or funny in the first place..

'living in a bunker somewhere in Southern Germany'

stealing others 'wit' again i see...

did you enjoy the game on saturday?...

More than I enjoy chatting with you on a messageboard. Could you just disappear again, or simply die, please? IMAGINE NO shipshap.

blutgraetsche wrote:More than I enjoy chatting with you on a messageboard. Could you just disappear again, or simply die, please? IMAGINE NO shipshap.

Ouch, thats a bit harsh!

Blut, our neighbour in Hungary, a chap from Leipzig, has built a large fence which runs concave into our side of the garden. My folks are having to take him to court for it as he wont budge with removing it. All whilst watching him mow this "stolen" land in his white socks! I got to say, as Im not involved in this little dispute, its side achingly funny watching the whole neighbourly feud run its course - you couldt script it.

So anyway, I've sent him the St George's trillby and Kieran Richardson rubber face mask which you didnt accept the first time I offered it to you.

Your views on the upcoming England V Germany reserves' reserve XI "clash"?

So typical. What you call "little Englanders", we call "Spiessbürger", and those narrow minded, stupid neighbour-to-neighbour-feuds are very typical. You can't even imagine how our courts are basically overrun with thousands of idiotic cases like that every year.

The match was pointless to begin with (we should have gotten the first match in the new Wembley), the timing is horrible, but now with all the injuries on both sides, it's beyond pointless. What to brag about if we beat you? Wow, our B (C, whatever) team beat yours. This is horrible, because neither can I really wind you up if we win, nor can you wind me up if we lose. And unlike our friend shipshap, you are pretty damn good at it.

P.S.: What is wrong with dieing? It's an idiot proof exit strategy.

blutgraetsche wrote:

So typical. What you call "little Englanders", we call "Spiessbürger", and those narrow minded, stupid neighbour-to-neighbour-feuds are very typical. You can't even imagine how our courts are basically overrun with thousands of idiotic cases like that every year.

The match was pointless to begin with (we should have gotten the first match in the new Wembley), the timing is horrible, but now with all the injuries on both sides, it's beyond pointless. What to brag about if we beat you? Wow, our B (C, whatever) team beat yours. This is horrible, because neither can I really wind you up if we win, nor can you wind me up if we lose. And unlike our friend shipshap, you are pretty damn good at it.

P.S.: What is wrong with dieing? It's an idiot proof exit strategy.

It is indeed farcical, in actual fact we all used to get along really well at first, but like all local derbies this one has slowly detoriated into a mutual loathing between the Leipzig neighbours and my Hungarian relatives. As I said, its hilarious- the other day Peter (the chap from Leipzig) had a barberque in his backyard right close up in his back garden so all the smoke was pouring over my grandmother's veranda.

Not to be a woman scourned, the very next day the old Matriarch set up a large bonfire as close to his fence as possible and burnt her rubbish in the tete-a-tete retributory act of smoking out their home. The fire service were called when the neighbours one further down thought the house was on fire. Slapstick chaos and carnage.

Yep, the game looks likely to be a tepid affair, however Im hoping with the injection of a few new faces on either side it may well have the opposite effect and make it interesting at least - nothing worse than watching a whole team of first team "stars" barely going through the motions to avoid picking up injuries.

Seems the whole first and second German XI is on the sick list at the moment. Appears you "granite" teutons have come a long way since the heady days of Did Hamman scoring penalties with a broken foot ;-) Is it fear, or is it that the Bundesliga has become a bloodied battlefield overnight? One can only ponder....

Haha....your grandma is hilarious, would love her to death for that.

It's actually both: Too many metrosexuals, not enough 'panzers' these days in the Hans-Peter Briegel mould, and a very physical league that makes your 'best league in the world' (with some of the best divers in the world) look like a Kindergarten.