by Rasiak-9 Thu May 01, 2008 5:52 pm
Clubs/Teams:
1. The chavvy, scummy fish fuckers from down the road (local rivals)
2. Leeds (c**t-like fans who throw bottles at kids when they lose)
3. Wigan ($h!t support+no fans)
4. Bolton (ditto, neither should be in the prem)
5. Palarse (mainly from the little spat we had earlier this season at their place)
Players:
1. Joey Barton - horrible, horrible, arrogant chavvy scumbag
2. Kevin Phillips - mainly for the comments he made after leaving us
3. Ashley Cole - for clearing THAT header off the line as well as the "privelidged" comment.
4. Owen - not so much him personally but the fact that he walks into the England team unopposed and that he's constantly referred to as a "world class striker" having missed 2546434 opportunities to score before the ball bounces in off his arse against Estonia, Lithuania, Andorra or whatever minescule pub-team we face in a qualifying campaign. That, and the fact he goes potty after scoring unimportant goals.
5. Craig Fagan - doubt you've seen much of him but just a general $h!t. - Injuring Bale, refusing Viafara's offer of a handshake after being fouled etc.etc.- he does this all the time pretty much - just a pain in the arse really
Football people:
1. Redkrapp - who else
2. Rupert Lowe - Rosicky, Adebayor, Drogba - all players who we've had in our stadium ready to sign under Strachan but have been told to piss off under Lowe. Aside from that, he's turned this football club on its head and still wont take the hint.
3. Ian fucking Holloway - stupid overrated twat of a manager and thoroughly inadequete human being, the ref's decision is always wrong according to him and "Southampton strut around thinking they're a big club when they're not" - because we made a bid for a player which when Plymouth turned down, we improved - what a crime, utter utter Pr!ck - i have nothing against Leicester but just want to see them go down so he gets sacked.
4. John Motson - who's grandma once went on holiday to Ibiza and met a man who had a son who bought a dog in 1966. and OMFG ROOOOOOOOOONEY!!!!!!!....... is warming up on the touchline.
5. Billy Davies - i've never fogiven him for how he went about the play-off semi-final, purposefully kicking Bale out the game.