International Friendlies Thread

Nice to see Mario Gomez is still Shit. Why don't you play Kleissing if you want an old-skool no.9?

Deluded F*ck™ wrote:<iframe class="vine-embed" src="https://vine.co/v/OuAnY6h1iD1/embed/simple" width="600" height="600" frameborder="0"></iframe><script async src="//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Nice to see Mario Gomez is still Shit. Why don't you play Kleissing if you want an old-skool no.9?

Not watching, but apparently he missed three sitters. The guy is so streaky. Sometimes he'll bury everything and then he can't hit a barn door. However, he did just come back from injury. He'll now probably score a brace in the first Euro qualifier.

USA 1-1 Ecuador

Enner Valencia scores an absolute cracker.

Are any of you Englanders interested in the Scotland - England game?

I'm really not that bothered, as long as we don't get thrashed.

I've got an eye on it

Apparently we are playing quite well. Expected a lifeless hackathon.

We've been pretty average to be honest. Scotland aren't exactly tough opposition. They're just battling well

Sterling shouldn't be out there at the moment for me. Looks totally out of sorts. Wasn't much cop at the weekend either.

Scotland have managed a goal. We've been shit most of this half.

Awful defending from Sterling and Clyne.

And we grab a nice 3rd. We've just been pissing about. They could demolish Scotland if they put the effort in.

England gives me the impression of a mediocre boxer being fed bums, and the pundits are sitting around talking about an unbeaten streak. We're Audley Harrison or David Price. There's a feeling of inevitability about how it's going to end.

That was our worst game since Strachan became manager, England could have scored a heap if they had been bothered.

Kimbo wrote:England gives me the impression of a mediocre boxer being fed bums, and the pundits are sitting around talking about an unbeaten streak. We're Audley Harrison or David Price. There's a feeling of inevitability about how it's going to end.

Absolutely.. Talking about how positive it's been, how great Clyne looked.. After being tested once. Wilshere looking like Pirlo because he played one good pass over the top of an  awful defence.

"without wins and results the team gets nowhere " cheers for that Ox

From Twitter

@TobyFair

FREEDOM!...

I mean 3-1.

#ScotlandvsEngland

Jack the lad

Haters don't bother clicking

https://fat.gfycat.com/NeatHandsomeAvocet.webm

What a pass!

He seems to get the MOTM award everytime he plays for England these days. Still no talks of him getting a statue soon?

What a Wojciech Zsesszny.

We're playing Qatar tonight.

One of the world's most corrupt football associations against Qatar.

Holland is playing Yankeeland...Guzan is such a hilarious goalie. Anyway 3-1 so far.

Clasie is dominating.

Fey wrote:Holland is playing Yankeeland...Guzan is such a hilarious goalie. Anyway 3-1 so far.

Clasie is dominating.

Clasie has been linked with Sunderland FFS.

I have we at least try and go in for him, if he ends up at Sunderland I'll both laugh (at Fey) but wonder why the f**k we didn't try and sign him.

USA! USA! USA! In your face, Tina Fey! In your house!

That one was for México for being robbed at the World Cup by cheating diving bastards.

"NO ERA PENAL!"



"PINCHES PUTOS HOLANDESES"

Haha, yeah, though it was after Clasie got subbed so...

3-1 with JC...3-4 without him..

Which makes you wonder!!



Feyenoord wants to sell him for big money 18million even, no chance that will happen to a player that hardly scores. But Southampton wants him badly.

Thing is, I want him to go to Spain, or Italy. In England he will drown. Or he needs to end up at Arsenal.

The Dutch were great on the attack, dreadful at defense.

Yeah could have been 10-8 or something as well, Bruma and Indi are quite horrible, im happy we sold Indi on a hype. De Vrij is obviously the best defender for Holland.

Puro, the no era penal thingy is the funniest thing ever, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant the other week(f**k me there are a lot of them in the US) and the guy asked me where I was from, cause he knew I wasnt a yankee. And he asked Ive I spoke Spanish, I said...No era Penal...ffs you should have seen him smile.

Fey wrote:Yeah could have been 10-8 or something as well, Bruma and Indi are quite horrible, im happy we sold Indi on a hype. De Vrij is obviously the best defender for Holland.

Puro, the no era penal thingy is the funniest thing ever, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant the other week(f**k me there are a lot of them in the US) and the guy asked me where I was from, cause he knew I wasnt a yankee. And he asked Ive I spoke Spanish, I said...No era Penal...ffs you should have seen him smile.

Yes, Spanish is spoken nearly everywhere in the US.

I didn't see the Ireland vs. England game this morning. Did you see it? WOW! the English fans are fuming. I mean what do they expect! They've got shite players and the sooner they realize that fact the better for their liver. I mean didn't they see themselves finish dead last in the World Cup? They couldn't even beat Honduras with ten men for most of the game and Honduras looked the better team - they almost beat England in Miami.

It's almost as if they were expected Barcelona to show up in Ireland. WTF!

We are shit. Didn't even bother watching. Still, did manage to beat Peru not that long ago.

christmasborocooper wrote:We are shit. Didn't even bother watching. Still, did manage to beat Peru not that long ago.

That wasn't Perú, that was Manuel Burga's team. Watch the real Perú with all the starters in Copa América. It was a farce what Burga did to England at Wembley. Such a lack of respect, but that was the corrupt fucko for you in person.

Nah it was Peru, I saw the shirts.

It's all very well beating your Lithuania's, your San Marino's, your Peru's, the amoeba's of football, but against talented teams or mediocre teams that actually want to win we look like shit.

Does the womens world cup count as an international friendly?

That's some wall they've got there.