who is uglier Park or kuyt?

Both scare kids but who gets the steve orgrisavich (spelling, coventy's old keeper from early 90's) lifetime achievment award for extreme ugliness?

Ian Dowie is reported to be very upset at this prestigious award not being named after him as he feels that he is the ugliest player ever to 'grace' english football. In fact he feels so strongly about this issue that he is threatening to take oggy to court to make sure that he can legally say -with great pride too- that he is the ugliest player ever to have lived.

Your mum...


...oooooooOOOOOooh.

david ginola is my mum

In Asia, Park is quite the poster boy.

wastastic.

really?
hense ur link i guess.

damn i forgot about ribery. aparently he was found kicking a ball amongst the bell towers of a big church in frog land somewhere. they were going to just shoot him on the spot but his fantastic skills saved him from certain death.

Parks Lives wrote:In Asia, Park is quite the poster boy.

Are you sure you don't mean rent-boy, or perhaps even lady-boy?


In romford, Ray Parlour is quite the poster boy.

i tell ya roger, im so beautiful it makes dolphins cry. When i walk down the street the masses part as they know they are not worthy to even brush against my fair and unbleamished skin. The birds stop singing as i pass them and im pretty sure that there are at least 400 tribes in indonesia who think of me as the god of beauty.

Are you gay wastastic?

That would explain how you've got on in life despite being so thick.

Tweedledum wrote:Are you gay wastastic?

Just because he's a prick, doesn't mean he's gay. Homophobe

@ wastastic

The similarities between yourself and a poster called 'Chelsea Allstars' are uncanny - and yesterday he got banned

How did Chadwick escape below your finely tuned radar? Apparently his sale from United had nothing to do with footballing ability and all to do with his role in giving Brooklyn Jaundice one evening in the players bar

Peter Beardsley is on the list - but I agree with TRWP, Chaddo is the ultimate football munter.

yes i am gay, i loves it. i am most definitly stupid too.
shall i only make posts about who is better gerrard or lampard from now on?

wastastic wrote:yes i am gay, i loves it. i am most definitly stupid too.
shall i only make posts about who is better gerrard or lampard from now on?

Just stop breathing.

hahahaha im enjoying this.
is that the worst you can do park? you and roger should form a double act, you really are cutting....

Trust me I can do a lot worse.

Parks Lives wrote:Trust me I can do a lot worse.

...Are you and CotR going to video-tape your live scat act and post it on here?

chadders of course and good old peter beardsley. hmmm perhaps an alltime stunners 11 should be made. phil neville could be in there too.

----oggy---
p neville-keown-carra-???
chadders-beardsley-park
dowie-kuyt-fowler

Fowler???

Fowler is way prettier than Phil Nev....

just ask Graeme le Saux.

might have to put ribery at lb just for hell of it

just ban him

come on it was off the top of my head, i struggled a bit to fill all the gaps.
who would u guys puut in then?

The-Frank-Tavern wrote:just ban him

The thought has crossed my mind.

Parks Lives wrote:

The-Frank-Tavern wrote:just ban him

The thought has crossed my mind.

you know what they say "great minds think alike"

Get a room

is free speach not allowed on here?
i dont seem to remember offending anyone...

You've offended me...