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    Post by 72-76-80-96-08 Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:48 pm

    we all know about your 1990 or 1996 heartbreak vs the Vaterland

    1998 vs the Argies

    2004 vs France (Becks) and later Portugal (Becks and Co)

    and who could forget Flumps and Gerrard vs Portugal in 2006 ?

    the CL Final that Chelsea lost, and that forced Ballack to faint, will always be remembered for Terry wanting to be a leader

    and now

    ManU vs Spurs in the League Cup

    PENALTIES

    the foreigners score

    the Englanders do NOT

    and Bernd's heart is broken yet again

    http://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/article3307456/Englaender-sollten-keine-Elfmeter-mehr-schiessen.html

    I think it was a Scandinavian scientist who analysed penalties and found out that English players were simply too nervous

    or terrified

    apparently, the successful penalty takers TAKE THEIR TIME

    they LOOK at the goalie

    they wait for the right moment

    ENGLISH players tended to just take the ball, put it on the spot, turn around, and immediately hit the ball, without even looking up and placing it

    they want to GET IT OVER WITH

    with the kind of results that amuse the rest of the world

    why Mourinho allowed Terry to take the penalty

    why Redknapp did not insist on foreign players taking over

    we will never know

    what we DO know though, is that as long as England do not sort out their weakness from the spot kick, they will NEVER win the EUropean or World Cup

    wahre Geschichte

    Hargreaes learnt to convert them in Munich, van der Vaart in Hamburg

    maybe "a few years in the BUndesliga" should become compulsory for ENglish lions

    here are some memories

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    lol!
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    Post by Brian2468 Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:59 pm

    Plonker puller lol!
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    Post by Kimbo Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:00 pm

    English penalties AlanShearer100305-vi

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    Post by L r dd Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:03 pm

    In the cl final carrick scored, lampard scored and im sure a few other english players. while anelka and ronaldo missed. depends on the player who was the keeper who saved 1 Biggrin
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    Post by BoBo Vieri 32 Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:09 pm

    Kimbo wrote:English penalties AlanShearer100305-vi



    Laugh
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    Post by L r dd Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:13 pm

    Il Tritolone wrote:
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    Laugh

    Not the worst one ever

    umm check 5 minutes 10 seconds Laugh


    Laugh
    So are you saying he was a bad penalty taker?
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    Post by BoBo Vieri 32 Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:18 pm

    L-r d wrote:
    Il Tritolone wrote:I didn't post a picture of Vieri in this thread though.

    Never said you did ok

    Then why post it as your response? I never claimed (implicitly or explicitly) that he was a great penalty taker).
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    Post by L r dd Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:19 pm

    Il Tritolone wrote:
    L-r d wrote:
    Il Tritolone wrote:I didn't post a picture of Vieri in this thread though.

    Never said you did ok

    Then why post it as your response? I never claimed (implicitly or explicitly) that he was a great penalty taker).

    Something to do with your avatar, it doesn't have to be due to what you claimed about him. There isn't rules on this board son.
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    Post by BoBo Vieri 32 Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:21 pm

    L-r d wrote:
    Il Tritolone wrote:
    L-r d wrote:
    Il Tritolone wrote:I didn't post a picture of Vieri in this thread though.

    Never said you did ok

    Then why post it as your response? I never claimed (implicitly or explicitly) that he was a great penalty taker).

    Something to do with your avatar, it doesn't have to be due to what you claimed about him. There isn't rules on this board son.

    aren't*

    You don't seem to be able to think logically lrd.
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    Post by BoBo Vieri 32 Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:22 pm

    Kimbo wrote:
    Il Tritolone wrote:

    Laugh

    So are you saying he was a bad penalty taker?

    He was even worse than Seedorf Razz
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    Post by S4P Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:59 pm

    I don't remember Mourinho ever letting Terry take a penalty, but it goes with otto's agenda so we'll let him have this one.

    I'm also slightly intrigued as to why your username is based on the years that Germany & Spain won the European Championships, but never mind. Ale
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    Post by Isco Benny Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:50 am

    Otto - you do have a point.

    Although to be fair, this time around the reason we LOST to Manchester United was because of their ENGLISH goalkeeper (who pulled off some great saves during the game, and kept out O' Hara's penalty)

    But in this case, where you as a German are mocking the English for penalty thier taking, it's definitely one where I'll concede that - bar one or two anomalies such as Matt Le Tissier or Alan Shearer - the English are generally p*ss poor. In a similar way that the English can mock modern German music for being equally p*ss poor, so poor infact that the German Football Team actually adopted "Three Lions" as it's own because there was no one in Germany who could write anything decent enough for them. Which, when you think about it, is as laughable as any missed English penalty Ale
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    Post by 72-76-80-96-08 Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:14 am

    bernd , my fine Hugarian

    you are VERY cheeky here

    I just offered your English Lions to LEARN THE ART OF PENALTY TAKING IN GERMANY so that they could compete at an international event

    that is the equivalent of Ronald Reagan offering UNILATERAL NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT DURING THE COLD WAR

    and yet, your reply is to INSULT PISS POOR GERMAN MUSIC

    Yikes

    that's not how a true Hungarian gentleman is supposed to behave

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    still

    as always, even your dig at our football anthems is not justified

    we got our very own GERMAN anthem in 2006

    "Dieser Weg"

    and it's a mighty good one

    in fact, it's quickest way of triggering memories of the Sommeralbtraum

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x8ZtWqUFuA

    when we failed EPICALLY at the 2006 World CUp in the Semis

    Naidoo composed this little piece, that sounds horrible, but is HILARIOUS because the text about the players and the WC is just very contrived

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_OBUP6tlDg&feature=related

    here is another German football anthem, which I HATE because it sounds like typical cheap Anglo pop

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCG7DRNM8zw

    Yikes

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    as for current German pop that everybody seems to download

    check out Peter Fox, who is actually rather good

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdtLCfEcPL4

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    Post by Allez les rouges Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:38 am

    Good thread (despite the obvious silly remark about Mourinho; obviously it was Grant's fault, who should have sent Kalou up).

    I feel dirty saying this but kudos to United Yikes for doing their homework and demonstrating again the utterly pathetic and moronic English canard that penalties are a "lottery" (which, after it's just been proved for the umpteenth time that they're anything but, loads of commentators have persisted in repeating Doh

    Bernd, you know nothing about German (pop) music, so you might want to keep your powder dry – but as an Englishman I guess your lack of knowledge is no reason not to express an opinion ok

    (Otto, you missed Loddar consoling Waddle, a great sporting image)

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    Post by Antarion Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:08 pm

    "when we failed EPICALLY at the 2006 World CUp in the Semis

    Naidoo composed this little piece, that sounds horrible, but is HILARIOUS because the text about the players and the WC is just very contrived"


    lol! lol! loughing my ass off right now about the "that sounds horrible" part, its just so funny (while true)
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    Post by Black Magic Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:19 pm

    Otto is slowly getting back to his best! <Ale>
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    Post by Deluded F*ck™ Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:38 pm

    Black Magic wrote:Otto is slowly getting back to his best! <Ale>

    Long way to go, IMO.

    http://europeanboard.ephpbb.com/the-international-board-f6/wmd-or-the-anglo-dutch-reponse-t1810.htm
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    Post by Allez les rouges Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:42 pm

    But this one is like an open goal, like laughing at midgets or people with oversized chins. He needs to set his sights a wee bit higher, says I Ale
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    Post by Black Magic Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:00 pm

    Allez les rouges wrote:But this one is like an open goal, like laughing at midgets or people with oversized chins. He needs to set his sights a wee bit higher, says I Ale

    I disagree, the topic at hand has become a bit of a cliche, thus being harder to add any comedic input into an already flogged horse. So in that sense I thought it to be a difficult premise.

    Dare I say it, the chin jokes are wearing a bit thin now. A year ago I would have had milk coming out of my nose at the sight of Fey's "Yes we Chin!" poster, now I'm lucky to get out a smirk. What needs to happen is Di Canio post a picture of himself and discover his hairline starts just above his eyes. ok Or Riviera to look more hideous than we all imagine her to be.
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    I think the chins jokes are still funny. I'm surprised Rosicky hasn't left the board, given the amount of bullying he gets.
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    Post by Black Magic Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:18 pm

    There was thread last year where the bullying got really intense, and Rosicky changed his name to something obscure. We all assumed he had left permanently but a little later he logged back in with the 'Rosicky' Username and denied ever changing it.
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    Post by Isco Benny Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:16 pm

    Allez les rouges wrote:Good thread (despite the obvious silly remark about Mourinho; obviously it was Grant's fault, who should have sent Kalou up).

    I feel dirty saying this but kudos to United Yikes for doing their homework and demonstrating again the utterly pathetic and moronic English canard that penalties are a "lottery" (which, after it's just been proved for the umpteenth time that they're anything but, loads of commentators have persisted in repeating Doh

    Bernd, you know nothing about German (pop) music, so you might want to keep your powder dry – but as an Englishman I guess your lack of knowledge is no reason not to express an opinion ok

    (Otto, you missed Loddar consoling Waddle, a great sporting image)

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    Allez - you are so very very wrong. You forget I spend a lot of time in Europe nex door to Germany, and have access to Viva TV and other German TV stations.

    Please don't try and tell me I know nothing about German music, I've heard a lot of German bands and to compare the German music industry with the British music industry is fecking laughable.

    At least have the bollocks to take it on the chin and admit the two are incomparable Bubbly
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    Well played TRWP.
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    Post by pete Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:43 pm

    The Real Wilson Palacios wrote:Otto - you do have a point.

    Although to be fair, this time around the reason we LOST to Manchester United was because of their ENGLISH goalkeeper (who pulled off some great saves during the game, and kept out O' Hara's penalty)

    But in this case, where you as a German are mocking the English for penalty thier taking, it's definitely one where I'll concede that - bar one or two anomalies such as Matt Le Tissier or Alan Shearer - the English are generally p*ss poor. In a similar way that the English can mock modern German music for being equally p*ss poor, so poor infact that the German Football Team actually adopted "Three Lions" as it's own because there was no one in Germany who could write anything decent enough for them. Which, when you think about it, is as laughable as any missed English penalty Ale


    Tsk,tsk. What exactly do you know of modern German music?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uga_sPZRF70
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovT2KEEhpjo&feature=related
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmkXa8F9FfU
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUyH7goMnm4



    Anyhow, music is a matter of personal taste and liking. Take it or leave it.
    On the other hand a ball in the back of the net is a ball in the back of the net. No arguing.

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    the real white penis just got owned
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    Post by Isco Benny Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:05 pm

    pete wrote:
    The Real Wilson Palacios wrote:Otto - you do have a point.

    Although to be fair, this time around the reason we LOST to Manchester United was because of their ENGLISH goalkeeper (who pulled off some great saves during the game, and kept out O' Hara's penalty)

    But in this case, where you as a German are mocking the English for penalty thier taking, it's definitely one where I'll concede that - bar one or two anomalies such as Matt Le Tissier or Alan Shearer - the English are generally p*ss poor. In a similar way that the English can mock modern German music for being equally p*ss poor, so poor infact that the German Football Team actually adopted "Three Lions" as it's own because there was no one in Germany who could write anything decent enough for them. Which, when you think about it, is as laughable as any missed English penalty Ale


    Tsk,tsk. What exactly do you know of modern German music?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uga_sPZRF70
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovT2KEEhpjo&feature=related
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmkXa8F9FfU
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUyH7goMnm4



    Anyhow, music is a matter of personal taste and liking. Take it or leave it.
    On the other hand a ball in the back of the net is a ball in the back of the net. No arguing.

    Apples,Oranges

    No arguing the fact that the Mannshaft adopted 3 lions is there my old chum?

    Bobo - exceptional play on words there, I see what you've done: you've changed The Real White Pele to The Real White Penis. That, sir, is sublime! And you didn't mention Rio Ferdinand once either. You're humour is far too high brow for me, so I'll step out of this one before you humiliate me yet again with that acid tongue of yours Ale
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    Post by pete Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:20 pm

    The Real Wilson Palacios wrote:
    pete wrote:
    The Real Wilson Palacios wrote:Otto - you do have a point.

    Although to be fair, this time around the reason we LOST to Manchester United was because of their ENGLISH goalkeeper (who pulled off some great saves during the game, and kept out O' Hara's penalty)

    But in this case, where you as a German are mocking the English for penalty thier taking, it's definitely one where I'll concede that - bar one or two anomalies such as Matt Le Tissier or Alan Shearer - the English are generally p*ss poor. In a similar way that the English can mock modern German music for being equally p*ss poor, so poor infact that the German Football Team actually adopted "Three Lions" as it's own because there was no one in Germany who could write anything decent enough for them. Which, when you think about it, is as laughable as any missed English penalty Ale


    Tsk,tsk. What exactly do you know of modern German music?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uga_sPZRF70
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovT2KEEhpjo&feature=related
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmkXa8F9FfU
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUyH7goMnm4



    Anyhow, music is a matter of personal taste and liking. Take it or leave it.
    On the other hand a ball in the back of the net is a ball in the back of the net. No arguing.

    Apples,Oranges

    No arguing the fact that the Mannshaft adopted 3 lions is there my old chum?

    Bobo - exceptional play on words there, I see what you've done: you've changed The Real White Pele to The Real White Penis. That, sir, is sublime! And you didn't mention Rio Ferdinand once either. You're humour is far too high brow for me, so I'll step out of this one before you humiliate me yet again with that acid tongue of yours Ale


    I would not recognize '' 3 Lions'' even if they bit me in the behind, old fruit.
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