Football 365: Winners and Losers

borocooper wrote:

It is alleged that some of them cant even batter local DJs themselves and get their mates to do it instead.

Ade wrote:

borocooper wrote:

It is alleged that some of them cant even batter local DJs themselves and get their mates to do it instead.

Best post of the day !

Mariano! wrote:

I don't think there's a Brazilian playing professionally in Europe that's as 1-dimensional as Bent.

Julio Baptista.

Next!

Lucas & Kleberson

Annoying Asian Fella wrote:Lucas & Kleberson

Are we just naming average Brazilian midfielders? Sounds like fun...can I play too?

Anderson.

Jo.

Afonso Alves & Doriva

These are all players that could be considered average/shit/mediocre/dissapointing. But not 1-dimensional.

The closest is probably Adriano, and yet he can hold the ball up or play out wide.

Is Alves one dimensional? I'd rather have Nicholas Lyndhurst up front.

If only Bent was called something like Dario Bentinho then TS would love him

Alves has done most things right apart from the finishing which seems to have deserted him, as well as his confidence. Southgate has ruined him when he could've been the new Yakubu.

His form 12 months ago can't have been a fluke, so you have to look at the manager.

Alves is a good player no doubt..ball at his feet he usually looks comfortable and sharp. I dont know what happened with the finishing though.

Most of the fans think it didnt help that when he finally scored a few goals Gareth decided it was time to drop him.

I think he could do with someone working with him just finishing all day..cos he seems to have forgotten how to do it. Last season it was all classy, good placement, good power..clever finishing. Now its just blast blast blast.

Tweedle wrote:If only Bent was called something like Dario Bentinho then TS would love him

Nope, he'd still be a one dimensional pace mong who is a good finisher, but poor at everything else.

Swap for Bendtner

Bent is better in the air than your average pace mong, stronger too.

Mariano! wrote:

Tweedle wrote:If only Bent was called something like Dario Bentinho then TS would love him

Nope, he'd still be a one dimensional pace mong who is a good finisher, but poor at everything else.

Swap for Bendtner

We've already got Eduardo thanks.

There's not really any player in your squad that I'd want TS. They're all a bit shit.

Banter aside and I know you're taking the piss, bollocks. The whole point about the Spurs is that they ALWAYS have good players but ALWAYS have a shit team. Palacios, Modric, Pavlyuchenko, Woodgate, King, Corluka, Hutton, Huddlestone, even Jenas, rate all of these, even if I wouldn't swap all of them, but but but...

(Bendtner pisses all over all of them of course)

Bendtner probably likes the idea of pissing all over people. The Danes are famous for their fetishes. At the other end of the scale, the thoight of going down on a woman makes TS wretch.

Oh shit you did have to bring that up again – dear oh dear...

Allez les rouges wrote:Banter aside and I know you're taking the piss, bollocks. The whole point about the Spurs is that they ALWAYS have good players but ALWAYS have a shit team. Palacios, Modric, Pavlyuchenko, Woodgate, King, Corluka, Hutton, Huddlestone, even Jenas, rate all of these, even if I wouldn't swap all of them, but but but...

(Bendtner pisses all over all of them of course)

You make a very good point, which I've been trying to stress for ages though. Our best *team* in recent seasons has been the 2005-6 side:

The revolving policy has stopped us from building anything good in recent times, which is why I don't want much change in personnel this summer, apart from trimming the deadwood, and getting a Darren replacement.

Mariano! wrote:

Allez les rouges wrote:Banter aside and I know you're taking the piss, bollocks. The whole point about the Spurs is that they ALWAYS have good players but ALWAYS have a shit team. Palacios, Modric, Pavlyuchenko, Woodgate, King, Corluka, Hutton, Huddlestone, even Jenas, rate all of these, even if I wouldn't swap all of them, but but but...

(Bendtner pisses all over all of them of course)

You make a very good point, which I've been trying to stress for ages though. Our best *team* in recent seasons has been the 2005-6 side:

The revolving policy has stopped us from building anything good in recent times, which is why I don't want much change in personnel this summer, apart from trimming the deadwood, and getting a Darren replacement.

It will be a Pav replacement T/S. 'arry doesn't seem to rate him

We'll take if you don't want him. We'll even throw Ngog into the deal

The N'Gog brothers reunited

COTR wrote:

Mariano! wrote:

Allez les rouges wrote:Banter aside and I know you're taking the piss, bollocks. The whole point about the Spurs is that they ALWAYS have good players but ALWAYS have a shit team. Palacios, Modric, Pavlyuchenko, Woodgate, King, Corluka, Hutton, Huddlestone, even Jenas, rate all of these, even if I wouldn't swap all of them, but but but...

(Bendtner pisses all over all of them of course)

You make a very good point, which I've been trying to stress for ages though. Our best *team* in recent seasons has been the 2005-6 side:

The revolving policy has stopped us from building anything good in recent times, which is why I don't want much change in personnel this summer, apart from trimming the deadwood, and getting a Darren replacement.

It will be a Pav replacement T/S. 'arry doesn't seem to rate him

We'll take if you don't want him. We'll even throw Ngog into the deal

Nah, Pav needs the rest. Bent is playing because we need to keep his value high