Weekend

Saturday, 17 October 2009
Arsenal v Birmingham, 15:00
Aston Villa v Chelsea, 12:45
Everton v Wolverhampton, 15:00
Man Utd v Bolton, 15:00
Portsmouth v Tottenham, 15:00
Stoke v West Ham, 15:00
Sunderland v Liverpool, 15:00

Sunday, 18 October 2009
Blackburn v Burnley, 13:00
Wigan v Man City, 16:00

Monday, 19 October 2009
Fulham v Hull, 20:00


CAN Villa re-start their title bid with victory over Chelsea?
WILL Liverpool finally draw 0-0 at Sunderland?
IS Blackburn-Burnley a feisty Lancashire derby?
DARE Harry Redknapp fuck over Portsmouth again?
GARY Megson?
MUST Stoke condemn West Ham to relegation?

ALL will be revealed..

Redknapp, Jordan (Joe, not the one with the fake tits) Defoe, Crouch, Krankjar, memories of those Sol Campbell chants at the same fixture last season, not being allowed to play Jamie O'Hara - a general case of raping and pillaging all that was good about Portsmouth:

I can only imagine we're going to get a rousing, cheery welcome to warm the cockles at Fratton Park tomorrow

Joe Jordan's tits are real

Worried about the derby - think having the Burnley fans penned in for three hours prior to kick off may mean they are quite vocal and we lose our 'home advantage'.

We aren't in any relegation danger yet. We were poor against a ten man Fulham...and there are no excuses for that. We played well against Liverpool, and were unlucky against City, due to the stupid decision to disallow Parker's goal.

We have played Liverpool, Spurs and City in our first 7 games. 2 of which were in great form. We have some players back, so hoping it makes a difference.

Stoke is a difficult task, when you have a team who can't head the ball. I'm not expecting much tomorrow. Hopefully a draw. If we can snatch a win, then great. Parker is suspended, which makes a difference in a game like this.

We have home games against Arsenal, Villa and Burnley coming up. We have to make the latter two wins, otherwise we are in for a bumpy ride.

Hate to tell you this Deano..but ive been convincing the board West Ham are relegation favourites for at least 2 weeks. You've got a lot of work to do if you want to reverse that

We have 31 games to reverse it. As I say. We've already played 3 very difficult games in those 7...of which 4 have been away.

It's too early to speak about relegation for anyone...even Portsmouth. Give it til 15 games in at least.

I do however respect your knowledge, as the current relegation expert .

Your foward line hasnt enough goals IMO, Cole is good but never a good goal scorer, Delmonte seems a nippy little character and I have admitted he is the best Italian ive seen in England since Carbone. The midfield is meh..Parker is solid and Noble okay, not enough goals again though..im not even sure who else plays in midfield, is that Jiminez chap a midfielder? I think he's pretend.

The defence is a bit meh too..Upson has been a bit injured and rubbish so far hasnt he?

Eh I hear Torrard are out more or less... hopefully this shambles of a team i think should play can conjure up a win tommorow

--------------------------Reina------------------------

Johnson-----------Carra------------Agger--------Aurelio

Babel-------------Masch-----------Lucas---------Riera

--------------------------Yossi-----------------------

--------------------------Kuyt----------------------

borocooper wrote:Your foward line hasnt enough goals IMO, Cole is good but never a good goal scorer, Delmonte seems a nippy little character and I have admitted he is the best Italian ive seen in England since Carbone. The midfield is meh..Parker is solid and Noble okay, not enough goals again though..im not even sure who else plays in midfield, is that Jiminez chap a midfielder? I think he's pretend.

The defence is a bit meh too..Upson has been a bit injured and rubbish so far hasnt he?

Bananas?

Typical for Torrard to be injured once again! Kuyt just went to play a friendly in Australia, went for a survival in the outback for a few days and now he is ready to play Sunderland again.

His body is phenomenal!

Not looking forward to Sunderland away with our battered, improvised team...

--------------------Reina--------------------------

----Glenn Hysen------Carra--------Agger-----------Aurellio-----------

----------------------Masch------------Lucas----------------------------

-----Kuyt-------------------------------------------------Benayoun------

----------------------Babel---------------Ngog---------------------------

Is what I'd like to see, I think Babel and Kuyt could alternate and we'd have a lot of pace in attack.

Luis wrote:Not looking forward to Sunderland away with our battered, improvised team...

--------------------Reina--------------------------

----Glenn Hysen------Carra--------Agger-----------Aurellio-----------

----------------------Masch------------Lucas----------------------------

-----Kuyt-------------------------------------------------Benayoun------

----------------------Babel---------------Ngog---------------------------

Is what I'd like to see, I think Babel and Kuyt could alternate and we'd have a lot of pace in attack.

Just going to change my prediction to 7-0 Sunderland

Will be an interesting game

Wigan away for us, wont be easy they have done well vs Chelsea and Villa so we have to be on top of our game. We have a lot of doubts with Bellers, Toure, Bridge, Lescott, Zaba, de jong, Petrov all doubts and Kompany and Robinho out for sure. I would be surprised if they are all out and if they are it will be very very tough.

We have never won at the JJB so i hope we do better at the DW Stadium lol and im confident we can. I cant wait it should be a great atmosphere and its always a good day out.

Come on Ciiiiiiiiiiityyyyyyyyyyyy !

Gerrard and Torres are out, Kuyt, Babel, Insua and Mascherano travelled halfway around the world. It's not looking good

What's that you say?

Why yes we do have the perfect replacement for Torrard

It's time to unleash Vorongog on the EPL

That's a point most missed. Macherano played late wednesday night in south america in an insane game where he took a lot of hits. If he plays i'll be surprised he'll certainly not be at his best. Great chance for Sunderland.

Great chance for Bolton as well with Wellbeck leading the line

might be fun to play a 3-4-3 or variation of, with Carragher, Skrtel and Agger allowing Aurelio and Johnson to bomb forward. Lucas and Mascherano holding, Kuyt and Benyanoon playing off Ngog

Luis wrote:Great chance for Bolton as well with Wellbeck leading the line

Nani---Berbatov---Giggs

--------Anderson----

-------Carrick--Fletcher


Beautiful

Berbatov?

I thought he was missing this weekend with "personal reasons"

his girlfriend just gave birth to his first child and his wife is furious

Manucho

He indeed had a baby yesterday:

Still he should play.

Tell them to go easy on us Coops.

There is fear running through the area that Danny Graham has come back to haunt us.

borocooper wrote:There is fear running through the area that Danny Graham has come back to haunt us.

Not really relevant but did anyone make a thread about SAF's love letter to Defour?

Villa should have had a penalty, Boswinga blatantly pulling on Agbonlahor in the box. Referee not giving it the equivalent of missing a tap in from 2 yards.

Friedel you muppet. Chelsea luckiest team in the world right now.

Anelka just took out the disgrace.. hes injured!

Game isn't bad, surprised no one is commenting on it.

Dunne from a corner. 1-1.