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    Post by Ä Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:51 pm

    me thinks

    Very Happy

    the new HSV INTERIM coach

    until the end of the season

    says about the incompetent c**t, called, Labbadia

    "he is a FANTASTIC manager and human being"

    Shocked

    just appointed, the Nederlander already looks like this

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    NO GOOD will come out of this, me thinks

    so

    SACK HIM

    before it's too late

    think about it

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    Post by Fey Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:30 pm

    Awesome news!!

    Everyone knows that once you control Berlin, Munich, Hamburg and the Ruhr area you control Germany!

    So, to achieve this objective we must BOMB these cities with Dutch coaches.

    The way things are going now, we can have our victory parade on Unter den Linden before christmas!

    Wahre G. Ale
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    Post by Ä Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:35 am

    Fey wrote:Awesome news!!

    Everyone knows that once you control Berlin, Munich, Hamburg and the Ruhr area you control Germany!

    So, to achieve this objective we must BOMB these cities with Dutch coaches.



    how do you control Berlin, fey ?

    Munich is indeed van Gaal city

    or rather WAS

    these days, "little Croatia" would be a more apt description

    Moniz will only stay in charge for 17 days

    that is a VERY SMALL window to MAKE A MOVE

    and the Ruhr Valley has been "ent-Hollandifiziert"

    (Stevens, van Marwijk, Rutten, Engelaar are gone)

    you still have Netzer in a key position at ARD

    but he is also about to retire this summer

    if you want to make your DUTCH PARADE on Unter den Linden work, fey

    you need the kind of PRECISION WORK that even the Swiss would have problems pulling off

    ONE WRONG MOVE

    by van Gaal, Moniz, Robben or Horseface

    and

    ALL Dutchies in Germany will SOON have to answer the ALL-IMPORTANT question

    "Ihre Papiere, bitte ?!"

    then

    you will hear a "Trillerpfeife"

    that will

    silence the chatter of the Berlin chavs

    and

    your Dutch blood will chill in your Dutch veins quicker

    than you can figure out

    whether Gouda is more suitable than Tilsiter

    to catch mice in Lyon

    the end will be

    SCHNELL

    und

    SAUBER

    a MAN will enter your cell

    from the dark

    you cannot see his face

    AT FIRST

    "SCHUPER"

    he will say

    "SCHUPER GUT"

    the voice sounds familiar

    VERY FAMILIAR

    " das wars dann wohl"

    slowly

    he steps forward

    the contours of his face reveal themselves

    Shocked affraid scratch Yikes Grr

    "YOU ???? "

    you squeal

    like only tweeds can squeal

    the loudspeaker in your cell crackles

    a determined voice commands

    " MACHEN sie SCHNELL,

    Oberleutnant von Bommel

    ein Aart van Axel ist hier;

    er weiss , wo die anderen Saboteure sind"

    and

    THEN

    EVERYTHING makes SENSE, fey

    EVERYTHING

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    Post by SuperMario Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:40 am

    Ricardo Moniz actually is 1 of the best skill trainers in the world (if not the best). Weird to make him manager.

    When Moniz was still working at PSV, Van Persie (still at Feyenoord) hired him in secret to have private training sessions.
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    Post by Deluded F*ck™ Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:53 am

    Otto's imagination is really quite something lol!
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    Post by Allez les rouges Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:57 am

    That was a good one Laughing

    It is indeed, this is a more amusing version of the notion that Kuranyi's interview style resembles Chopin's Études Laughing scratch :wtf:


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    Post by Axeslammer Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:23 pm

    De Guzman wrote:Ricardo Moniz actually is 1 of the best skill trainers in the world (if not the best). Weird to make him manager.

    Rumor has it the players themselves demanded that he'd be put in charge...
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    Post by Ä Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:48 pm

    De Guzman wrote:Ricardo Moniz actually is 1 of the best skill trainers in the world (if not the best). Weird to make him manager.

    A Dutchie believing DUTCH HYPE

    what else is new ?

    tell me ,guzman

    which players Moniz has made significantly better in his TWO YEARS at HSV ?

    Yikes scratch Laugh

    in fact, when you read the portraits of him in the German press

    you get the impression that Labbadia was the severe one on the sidelines and Moniz was CLOWNING about ON THE PITCH

    as a training PARTNER

    and the reason he stood out

    was that his TACKLES would be so hard

    (remember, in TRAINING)

    that some of the players thought he was overdoing it

    in other words

    a real BLUTGRÄTSCHE

    rather than a

    "feinmotorischer Filigrantechniker"

    Moniz seems to be very popular with the players, because he is one of the lads

    not because he teaches them new tricks

    still

    Labbadia INHIBITED the players

    and ALL they now need is somebody who allows them to be themselves

    could be Moniz,

    could be an OAP who follows every training session

    the Hamburg media report that MYSTERIOUSLY

    Ruud and Ze Roberto IMMEDIATELY declared themselves FIT after Labbadia was sacked

    their injuries disappeared into the ether

    Laugh

    ---------------

    read this bit about Moniz, and all the Dutch hype, about being the pupil of a legendary Dutch coach

    http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/1004/Artikel/ricardo-moniz-portrait-trainer-hamburger-sv-nach-entlassung-bruno-labbadia.html

    raised a chuckle in Munich

    Biggrin

    the HSV YOUTH have NOT developed ONE BIT under Moniz

    ditto the HSV regulars

    but somehow we find ourselves in the presence of a Dutch LEGEND

    lol!

    fortunately, Moniz is said to be on his way to Salzburg soon Ale
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    Post by Ä Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:15 pm

    Grr

    HSV should SACK Moniz NOW

    to save the rest of the season

    Doh
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    Post by Kroos Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:49 pm

    Ä wrote:Grr

    HSV should SACK Moniz NOW

    to save the rest of the season

    Doh

    lol!

    shame they really dont have anything so save, they are 5 poinst behind a euro league qualification place
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    Post by SuperMario Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:53 pm

    Ä wrote:
    De Guzman wrote:Ricardo Moniz actually is 1 of the best skill trainers in the world (if not the best). Weird to make him manager.

    A Dutchie believing DUTCH HYPE

    what else is new ?

    tell me ,guzman

    which players Moniz has made significantly better in his TWO YEARS at HSV ?
    Since you're clueless about footy: Improving skills of an adult is hardly possible. You can't turn a lumberjack into a ballerina. Moniz should be training at HSV's Academy.
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    Post by Ä Mon May 03, 2010 12:52 pm

    De Guzman wrote:
    Ä wrote:
    De Guzman wrote:Ricardo Moniz actually is 1 of the best skill trainers in the world (if not the best). Weird to make him manager.

    A Dutchie believing DUTCH HYPE

    what else is new ?

    tell me ,guzman

    which players Moniz has made significantly better in his TWO YEARS at HSV ?
    Since you're clueless about footy: Improving skills of an adult is hardly possible. You can't turn a lumberjack into a ballerina. Moniz should be training at HSV's Academy.

    Laugh

    may I remind you

    that WE had a little discussion a few years back

    "Özil vs Rakitic"

    when both were still talents at Schalke

    YOU claimed Rakitic was MORE talented

    I claimed that accolade should go to ÖZIL

    and the winner is: Laugh

    --------

    of course , it's best to train skills EARLY in your career

    but it's never too late AT ALL

    Lothar was told by Trappatoni at Inter to learn how to use his LEFT FOOT

    so he did

    and ended up being "nearly" two-footed eventually

    ----------

    players like Petric want Moniz to stay on Laugh

    Aogo finds Moniz VERY DIRECT , but

    "you get used to it"

    and Hoffmann says they really need somebody like Schaaf

    who should get cloned

    Smile
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    Post by Ricardo Jol Mon May 03, 2010 1:09 pm

    bammmn....

    Ricky in charge! HSV in the winning mode again....! cheers

    the "Dutchies to save Germany from desaster" contuinues....
    Laugh
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    Post by Ä Mon May 03, 2010 1:23 pm

    Ricardo Wetzel wrote:

    the "Dutchies to save Germany from desaster" contuinues....
    Laugh

    Laugh

    I will never understand how Moniz fucked up the Fulham game

    Yikes

    the game should have been "ein Selbstläufer"

    if they had made Rost the player-manager,

    they would have clobbered Fulham EASILY

    affraid

    GOD only knows how Moniz managed to confuse the lads

    how he lost at Craven Cottage, will enter World Football History

    as the 8th Football World Wonder

    only a Dutchie could have done it

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    Post by Ricardo Jol Mon May 03, 2010 1:26 pm

    Otto..... the players wanted MONIZ so desperately... that's why Laugh
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    Post by Axeslammer Mon May 03, 2010 1:37 pm

    Ä wrote:
    I will never understand how Moniz fucked up the Fulham game

    Fucked up ?

    He lost the away leg 2-1...

    Had the previous manager (a GERMAN if I'm not mistaken) done his job, 2-1 would have been enough Ale
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    Post by Ä Mon May 03, 2010 1:40 pm

    you know what ricky ?!

    IF HSV had won against Fulham ,they would have been HUGE favourites to win the Europa League

    the first time they would have won an international cup after Happel

    there is a 96.4% chance that Hoffmann would have asked Moniz to stay on afterwards

    IF the players love the Nederlander so much

    then why did they go on a football strike after the 70th minute at Craven Cottage

    we Germans call that

    "Arbeitsverweigerung"

    I think deep down, they were merely REJECTING the idea of MORE time spent with Moniz

    ie

    a MANIFESTATION of the sub-CONscious

    vs

    the Dutchification of HSV

    lol!
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    Post by Ricardo Jol Mon May 03, 2010 2:05 pm

    Ä wrote:you know what ricky ?!

    IF HSV had won against Fulham ,they would have been HUGE favourites to win the Europa League

    the first time they would have won an international cup after Happel

    there is a 96.4% chance that Hoffmann would have asked Moniz to stay on afterwards

    IF the players love the Nederlander so much

    then why did they go on a football strike after the 70th minute at Craven Cottage

    we Germans call that

    "Arbeitsverweigerung"

    I think deep down, they were merely REJECTING the idea of MORE time spent with Moniz

    ie

    a MANIFESTATION of the sub-CONscious

    vs

    the Dutchification of HSV

    lol!

    last weekend Arbeitsverweigerung... ? are you kidding...? They completely demolished the Nürnberg ring.....

    quatre zero, mon ami!

    bang... schluss
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    Post by Ä Mon May 03, 2010 2:09 pm

    ric

    it was too late

    NOTHING was at stake against Nürnberg

    NOTHING at all

    no title win, no CL place, no Europa Cup place

    NOTHING

    even if they win 7:0 in their last game, I predict Moniz to GET THE SACK

    the players REFUSED to play when they could have SAVED Moniz

    and they played WELL when they could NO LONGER have saved Moniz

    what does that tell ya ?
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    Post by Ricardo Jol Mon May 03, 2010 2:21 pm

    I said *****Schluss*** Grr

    Players wanted their fun back and...

    Moniz gave it to them

    Schluss

    Up to the next manager...

    ****S to the motherfacking CHLUSS****
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    Post by blutgraetsche Mon May 03, 2010 2:33 pm

    This thread is rather bizarre, knowing that Moniz will leave the club at the end of the season anyway.

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    Post by Ä Mon May 03, 2010 9:37 pm

    apparently,

    HRUBESCH is on the list to succeed Moniz

    cheers

    ditto Schuster

    but what on earth are Koller and JOL doing there ?

    scratch

    http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/hsv/2010/05/03/schuster-hrubesch-jol/wer-wird-hsv-trainer.html
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    Post by Ä Mon May 10, 2010 1:54 pm

    Laugh

    what can you say about Moniz that has not been said before ?!

    THROWS away the VERY REALISTIC Europa League TITLE

    which they could have lifted in Hamburg

    wins a meaningless Bundesliga tie

    before drawing against Werder in his final game, when a WIN could theoretically still have given them a shot to qualify for Europe

    besides, WINNING at Werder and THEREBY destroying their archrivals hopes of still making the CL, would have consoled their fans somewhat

    the Nederlander, though, FLUFFED his lines 100%

    becoming one of the GREATEST flops in Bundesliga managerial history

    Yikes

    the SECOND he was appointed at HSV

    I asked for his HEAD

    for the Dutchie to get the SACK

    the ORACLE was right yet again Laugh

    HOFFMANN is such an unbelievable clown, it's no longer funny

    HSV were the first club I EVER supported

    it breaks my heart to see the DECLINE of the mighty Hamburgers at the hands of this metrosexual, Dutchie-loving mafia

    Doh
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    Post by Ä Mon May 17, 2010 10:23 am

    BAD NEWS, mes amis

    http://www.mopo.de/2010/20100517/sport/hsv/kommt_martin_jol_zurueck_zum_hsv.html

    apparently, Moniz is still in the RUNNING to succeed Labbadia

    Yikes Laugh

    another candidate : Martin JOL

    lol!

    the man who failed in his first attempt

    then went to Ajax

    where he failed AGAIN (McLaren beating him with Twente)

    could and WANTS to RETURN

    Doh

    Hoogma is still in the running to become the next sports director as well

    Yikes

    if ANY of this happens, I will buy a HSV doll and 1000 needles

    EVERY single one of those needles I will RAM into the doll during EVERY single HSV game

    I will OFFICIALLY be finished with my first great football love

    Doh Grr
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    Post by Ä Mon May 17, 2010 10:35 am

    latest update

    in addition to Moniz and Jol

    other candidates are Favre and Skibbe

    +

    one surprise candidate

    of the known names SKIBBE would easily be the BEST

    Hoogma apparently is already a done deal

    Doh
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    Post by Ricardo Jol Mon May 17, 2010 10:46 am

    Hey mate,

    Skibbe is also on twente's list together with co adriaanse and frenk rijkaard...
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    Post by Stiftung Haeschentest Mon May 17, 2010 12:10 pm

    Jol? Laughing

    Hamburg must be pretty desperate if they consider to hire the man again who pledged his loyalty to the club only to run away a week later.

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    Post by Antarion Mon May 17, 2010 12:25 pm

    Hoffmann cheers Biggrin Smiley Dove Doh Doh Doh

    I would like to see Skibbe or Favre though
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    Post by Axeslammer Mon May 17, 2010 2:04 pm

    Stiftung Haeschentest wrote:Jol? Laughing

    Hamburg must be pretty desperate if they consider to hire the man again who pledged his loyalty to the club only to run away a week later.

    Rolling Eyes

    Run away ?

    He was chased out because he demanded the board to make good on the promises they made with regards to strengthening the squad...
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    Post by Stiftung Haeschentest Mon May 17, 2010 5:44 pm

    The board did make good on the promise to strengthen the squad. HSV have spent a net transfers sum of €30m on new players last summer. They have never, in their entire history, had a higher transfer deficit, Axe.

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