Fey wrote:Awesome news!!
Everyone knows that once you control Berlin, Munich, Hamburg and the Ruhr area you control Germany!
So, to achieve this objective we must BOMB these cities with Dutch coaches.
how do you control Berlin, fey ?
Munich is indeed van Gaal city
or rather WAS
these days, "little Croatia" would be a more apt description
Moniz will only stay in charge for 17 days
that is a VERY SMALL window to MAKE A MOVE
and the Ruhr Valley has been "ent-Hollandifiziert"
(Stevens, van Marwijk, Rutten, Engelaar are gone)
you still have Netzer in a key position at ARD
but he is also about to retire this summer
if you want to make your DUTCH PARADE on Unter den Linden work, fey
you need the kind of PRECISION WORK that even the Swiss would have problems pulling off
ONE WRONG MOVE
by van Gaal, Moniz, Robben or Horseface
and
ALL Dutchies in Germany will SOON have to answer the ALL-IMPORTANT question
"Ihre Papiere, bitte ?!"
then
you will hear a "Trillerpfeife"
that will
silence the chatter of the Berlin chavs
and
your Dutch blood will chill in your Dutch veins quicker
than you can figure out
whether Gouda is more suitable than Tilsiter
to catch mice in Lyon
the end will be
SCHNELL
und
SAUBER
a MAN will enter your cell
from the dark
you cannot see his face
AT FIRST
"SCHUPER"
he will say
"SCHUPER GUT"
the voice sounds familiar
VERY FAMILIAR
" das wars dann wohl"
slowly
he steps forward
the contours of his face reveal themselves
"YOU ???? "
you squeal
like only tweeds can squeal
the loudspeaker in your cell crackles
a determined voice commands
" MACHEN sie SCHNELL,
Oberleutnant von Bommel
ein Aart van Axel ist hier;
er weiss , wo die anderen Saboteure sind"
and
THEN
EVERYTHING makes SENSE, fey
EVERYTHING
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