I looked at Gomez' goal record for Germany.
He has 12 in 37. Pretty respectable, I think.
But wiki kindly provides a breakdown of when they came.
He's a bigger flat-track bully than Crouch!
4 against UAE
3 against Switzerland
1 each against Hungary, Austria, South Africa
All in friendlies.
Oh but he has scored in competitive games.
In a 6-0 win against San Marino
I just thank the footballing gods that they didn't let this €30m clown score yesterday.
Would've been far more embarrassing than any scoreline.