it is football after all...

There's no hope. He just referred to himself using the third person.

Keys now sounds like he is addressing the nation in a time of conflict

Richard Keys just said 'with success comes envy' ... clearly very sorry

'there's no place for this in the work place' hmmm. sounds familiar.

Rio has really hurt Keys, hasn't he?

Any man that can channel Paul Burrell ("dark forces") and David Brent in the same on-air apology can't be doing well.

Keys is having a KEEGAN moment according to those quotes.

Whats andy gray goin to next special on william hill
http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/e/1771005/What-will-Andy-Gray-do-next%3F.html

loose women panellist 5/2

Become a linesman is a British league game - 66-1

"It was ironic"

Yep, of course it was.

I love the way that he goes on the attack against Karen Brady for slagging her off. "Her phone doesn't have an answerphone" and she didn't take his call so clearly she is in some way response for it. Plus "it deflects attention away from West Ham".

Contrition

Ha

Keys has just resigned

What a fabulous week it has been

Amazing stuff. "Dark forces" have won.

New team will probably end up being Ben Shepherd and Jamie Redknapp.

Apparently the BBC have denied that there is a secret video of Alan Shearer saying something interesting.

"Going forward without Andy would have been almost impossible," added Keys.

Murray wrote:Apparently the BBC have denied that there is a secret video of Alan Shearer saying something interesting.

christmasborocooper wrote:

Murray wrote:Apparently the BBC have denied that there is a secret video of Alan Shearer saying something interesting.

This man makes Roy Hodgson look competent in a press conference

I don't agree with that in the work place!