Luis Suarez vs Papiss Cisse

Cisse scored more last season, if you want to start a new thread for this season go ahead. Or you could compare Suarez to Ba if you like?

YEAH! I'm going to compare Suarez to Nile Ranger

I'm going to compare Les Ferdinand to Slizard Nemeth.

League:

Suarez: 7
Cisse: 1

Overall:

Suarez: 10
Cisse: 3

10 Newcastle United 10 3 5 2 12 14 -2 14
11 Swansea City 10 3 3 4 15 14 1 12
12 Liverpool 10 2 5 3 13 15 -2 11

And we've been shit.

That has nothing to do with this thread Kimmy

Luis wrote:That has nothing to do with this thread Kimmy

Suarez is having a better season than Cisse, you must be happy with how things are going.

Yep. I'd like to see you play your youth team and be 6 points off 4th

Luis wrote:Yep. I'd like to see you play your youth team and be 6 points off 4th

Why? Who has played their youth team?

Kimbo wrote:

Luis wrote:Yep. I'd like to see you play your youth team and be 6 points off 4th

Why? Who has played their youth team?

Us. No backing from the owners has forced us to play a 17,18 and 19 year old regularly. Hardly ideal is it?

Luis wrote:

Kimbo wrote:

Luis wrote:Yep. I'd like to see you play your youth team and be 6 points off 4th

Why? Who has played their youth team?

Us. No backing from the owners has forced us to play a 17,18 and 19 year old regularly. Hardly ideal is it?

You spent £25-30m in the summer, how many teams above you spent less?

Kimbo wrote:

Luis wrote:

Kimbo wrote:

Luis wrote:Yep. I'd like to see you play your youth team and be 6 points off 4th

Why? Who has played their youth team?

Us. No backing from the owners has forced us to play a 17,18 and 19 year old regularly. Hardly ideal is it?

You spent £25-30m in the summer, how many teams above you spent less?

Net spend we spent 15 million. We sold 4 strikers and Rodgers got done like a kipper on deadline day.

3 kids makes a youth team?

Luis wrote:

Kimbo wrote:

Luis wrote:

Kimbo wrote:

Luis wrote:Yep. I'd like to see you play your youth team and be 6 points off 4th

Why? Who has played their youth team?

Us. No backing from the owners has forced us to play a 17,18 and 19 year old regularly. Hardly ideal is it?

You spent £25-30m in the summer, how many teams above you spent less?

Net spend we spent 15 million. We sold 4 strikers and Rodgers got done like a kipper on deadline day.

IN

Nuri Sahin (Real Madrid, loan)
Joe Allen (Swansea, £15m)
Fabio Borini (Roma, £10m)
Oussama Assaidi (Heerenveen, £3m)
Samed Yesil (Bayern Leverkusen £1m)

OUT

Dirk Kuyt (Fenerbache, £1m)
Craig Bellamy (Cardiff, undisclosed) - free
Alberto Aquilani (Fiorentina, undisclosed) - reported as £5.5m by the Independent
Maxi Rodriguez (Newell's Old Boys, undisclosed)
Fabio Aurelio (Gremio, free)
David Amoo (Preston North End, free)
Stephen Darby (Bradford, free)
Andy Carroll (West Ham, loan)
Jay Spearing (Bolton, loan)
Charlie Adam (Stoke, £4m)
Nathan Eccleston (Blackpool, loan)

Adds up to about £18.5m, a hell of alot of money to most teams, especially after the humongous spending under KKK. We spent about £2m net.

I don't care what Kenny spent. If the owners weren't willing to back Rodgers to the extent he wanted then they should have just kept Dalglish. You can add on 4 million if u want; for a team who wants to get back in the top 4, selling 4 attackers and only having funds to bring in one young striker isn't good enough.

Kimbo wrote:
IN

Nuri Sahin (Real Madrid, loan)
Joe Allen (Swansea, £15m)
Fabio Borini (Roma, £10m)
Oussama Assaidi (Heerenveen, £3m)
Samed Yesil (Bayern Leverkusen £1m)

In your calculations, don't forget that they paid us about 5m for the loan of Sahin.

Jaime wrote:

Kimbo wrote:
IN

Nuri Sahin (Real Madrid, loan)
Joe Allen (Swansea, £15m)
Fabio Borini (Roma, £10m)
Oussama Assaidi (Heerenveen, £3m)
Samed Yesil (Bayern Leverkusen £1m)

In your calculations, don't forget that they paid us about 5m for the loan of Sahin.

Don't be daft.

Luis wrote:I don't care what Kenny spent. If the owners weren't willing to back Rodgers to the extent he wanted then they should have just kept Dalglish. You can add on 4 million if u want; for a team who wants to get back in the top 4, selling 4 attackers and only having funds to bring in one young striker isn't good enough.

I don't think you know how midtable works Lulu. Your net spend is alot for a team in your position, you have a high wage bill and no sugar daddy, i'm not sure how much you expect your owners to spend.

Luis wrote:

Jaime wrote:

Kimbo wrote:
IN

Nuri Sahin (Real Madrid, loan)
Joe Allen (Swansea, £15m)
Fabio Borini (Roma, £10m)
Oussama Assaidi (Heerenveen, £3m)
Samed Yesil (Bayern Leverkusen £1m)

In your calculations, don't forget that they paid us about 5m for the loan of Sahin.

Don't be daft.

Explain.

Suarez 10
Cisse 1

Overall:

Suarez 13
Cisse 3

Kimbo wrote:

Luis wrote:I don't care what Kenny spent. If the owners weren't willing to back Rodgers to the extent he wanted then they should have just kept Dalglish. You can add on 4 million if u want; for a team who wants to get back in the top 4, selling 4 attackers and only having funds to bring in one young striker isn't good enough.

I don't think you know how midtable works Lulu. Your net spend is alot for a team in your position, you have a high wage bill and no sugar daddy, i'm not sure how much you expect your owners to spend.

What does net spend have to do with this thread? Suarez is better than Ciise and you'd be a fool to think otherwise. The difference in pay does not change that. Just means you paid less, look better to FIFA for FFP which doesn't matter to your club anyway, and will finish below us.

Behave Kimbo.

The thread was about who would score more goals last season, Cisse in half a season or world class in a full season. Direct your questions to Lulu chris, he's the one that keeps bumping it, seemingly unaware of how butthurt he looks.

League

Suarez 12
Cisse 2

Overall:

Suarez 14
Cisse 4

Didn't Cisse get taken off around the 60thmin mark?

The BT Sport commentator said today that Suarez has scored 21 in his last 22 EPL games (or 22 in 21)

Papiss Cissé has scored 21 goals in his last 61 EPL games.

This season Suarez played 7 and scored 9.

This season Spuurs played 11 and scored 9.

In conclusion, Kimmy, TWERP and that black dude should threeway sixtynine. Throw yourselves a Lemon Party.

I rest my case

This will really wind Papiss Cisse fans up. Nice to see you lads like Suarez again after he tried to take a shit on you just a few months ago.

have you taken your Papiss Cisse poster down now then?

Have Liverpool fans gone from making a dirty protest against Suarez, to masturbating over him, thereby making a sort of German style dirty shit wank?

Suarez edges it.