Premier League Discussion 6/7/8th April

Friday, 06 April 2012
Swansea City v Newcastle United

Saturday, 07 April 2012
Sunderland v Tottenham Hotspur
Bolton Wanderers v Fulham
Chelsea v Wigan
Liverpool v Aston Villa
Norwich v Everton
West Brom v Blackburn Rovers
Stoke City v Wolves

Sunday, 08 April 2012
Man Utd v QPR
Arsenal v Man City

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A Premier League game on a Friday? What nebulous universe have I entered?!

United can get Champions League football but United will win the league on sunday.

Man City have been superbly goater this season but the goat has been degoated in recent weeks as they've fallen away Arsenal style and who do they come up against this weekend? Only ruddy Arsenal themselves. It's fitting that United should win the league with such an easy home game whilst City are away at one of the toughest, largest and cockneyist ground in the division.

At the bottom of the table, Liverpool and Villa clash in a relegation 6 pointer; Villa are fucking turd like a turd after a hot curry; sloppy, all over the place and you can't look at it without almost vomiting. Liverpool are a much smarter turd, an all in one if you want, but ultimately there can only be one winner and my money is on Villa.

Speaking of turds, Wigan are like that turd that just wont flush, they face Chelsea then Man United so could be in a lot of trouble but luckily for them Lenny Henry has already sent one team down and QPR and Blackburn are prone to being shit as well.

Football

Good game for Liverpool to end their bad run. McLeish will play for a draw and fail. If we lose this, then Stoke on Monday is going to have some serious pressure on him..Particularly if Bolton and Blackburn get results, as they may.

A good game to end our run was Wigan at home...

Would not be surprised at all if Villa get something; Doni will be in goal and he's likely to be nervous.

Luis wrote:A good game to end our run was Wigan at home...

Would not be surprised at all if Villa get something; Doni will be in goal and he's likely to be nervous.

We're worse than Wigan and we don't have shots on goal.

Swansea are a tad boring.

Such an overrated 'passing' team..

I've said this a million times,Swansea are all style with very little substance.In most of their matches their defense and their DM just pass the ball amongst themselves in their own half.

In our 1st game against them at on NYE I did say that their Ball retention was more for defensive purposes than actually constructing attacks.

First half passes (completed): Swansea 466, Newcastle 81.


More of the same please

Fade out wrote:First half passes (completed): Swansea 466, Newcastle 81.


More of the same please

Really? I haven't been watching it but those stats are insane and that's what I meant,their ball retention is more for defensive purposes.

Kimbo wrote:Swansea are a tad boring.

Newcastle are awesome entertainment with ten men camped in their own box

I have so many teeth-marks in my tongue I deserve a fucking medal.

Outstanding Finish, Simply brilliant.

Cisse = Andy Cole 2 decades on.

Nice goal from Cisse! He looks like Eto'o and plays like him to lol.

He looks better than Ba to me,Ba strikes me as just a goal scorer but I think this Cisse has more to his game.

I hope Newcastle somehow get 4th,that would be great.

I wish we got him for 9 Million.

---------------Games--Goals

Papiss Cisse: 8-----9

Luis Suarez: 26-----7
Andrew Carroll: 28-----3
Craig Bellamy: 18-----6

Like both the goals..

Jonas -> Cabaye right foot -> Cisse

One touch slide rule pass!

Barfa -> Cabaye left foot -> Cisse

COTR wrote:

Kimbo wrote:Swansea are a tad boring.

Newcastle are awesome entertainment with ten men camped in their own box

Bitch please.


Cisse and Cabaye.

Liverpool FOURTEEN points behind Newcastle.

Thats some smackdown.

No chance of finish in top 4 with those last 3 fixtures. But certainly hope we finish 5th..

Fade out wrote:No chance of finish in top 4 with those last 3 fixtures. But certainly hope we finish 5th..

Nonsense, 2 years ago everybody said we had no chance when we had Man U (A), Arsenal (H), Chelsea (H) and Man C (A) as 4 of our last 6 and we won 3 of those games and did it.

I looked up, You got Bolton & Burnley as 2 of last 3 games in that season. And you beat Chelsea & Arsenal at home.

Chelsea & Everton away, City at home - makes it impossible.

Meanwhile, maddening stats..

Possession%: 77-23
Shots: 14-4
On Target: 8-3
Passes: 914-181
Accuracy%: 91-67
Duels Won: 41-45

Goals: 0-2

Fade out wrote:No chance of finish in top 4 with those last 3 fixtures. But certainly hope we finish 5th..

do you think it's the fixtures or the pressure than will be Newcaatle's biggest obstacle? Chelsea will be exhausted and Man City will have given up.

It's not as though the other sides involved have a cakewalk. Arsenal also have Man City and Chelsea, plus away at Stoke RFU. Spurs aven't exactly been steam-rolling along and have the FA Cup to think about. Chelsea have CL, FA Cup and a horrible league fixture list.

Who knows man, we have Bolton and Stoke at home next, then Wigan away. It is tempting fate to say we will win(that would be 7 in a row ffs), but I wouldn't be surprised if we did. Also Man City aren't looking great, and Everton are beatable.

And your record at Stamford Bridge isn't bad. 2 draws and a Carling Cup win in recent times.

btw the way our europa league hopes rest on Liverpool beating Everton in the FA Cup.

I just want the season to end now. Newcastle's success means that right now my 6 EPL teams are currently in the top 6.

you jammy bastard

I'm really proud of how well we ( Newcastle ) have done. I hope though they don't knock us (Spurs) out of the to 4.

Pride

Is it racist to suggest that Papiss Cisse looks like a Jar Jar Binks Easter egg? If so, please ignore this comment. -- Not Jamie Redknapp (@LiterallyJamie)

Metta World Peace wrote:I'm really proud of how well we ( Newcastle ) have done. I hope though they don't knock us (Spurs) out of the to 4.

Pride

Meh get over it you sad man.