The Derby !

Disco Benny wrote:Sublime tekkers.

Where do you rogues acquire these gifs from anyway? (The football ones, not the absurd HATERS GONNA HATE wanky ones)

If you can get one for his pass to Lennon for the third in the same game, I will love you forever*


*but not in a gay way. (Unless you have 1 million pounds, are hairless and handsome)

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If only Ronaldo was on this forum. It would be a match made in heaven.

Disco Benny wrote:Sublime tekkers.

Indeed. Shame it got overshadowed by the Cisse effort(s), but can't complain.

Disco Benny wrote:Where do you rogues acquire these gifs from anyway? (The football ones, not the absurd HATERS GONNA HATE wanky ones)

It's a bit of an arduous process - for me it's Download the vid to real player, crop it using real player trimmer, upload cropped version to LunaPics to turn it into a .gif, make adjustments, save the .gif it to the Computer, upload it to Photobucket and paste the image link here.

Disco Benny wrote:If you can get one for his pass to Lennon for the third in the same game, I will love you forever*

I spent half my lunch making this, and only because I already love you:

Disco Benny wrote:*but not in a gay way. (Unless you have 1 million pounds, are hairless and handsome)

This is strictly a Bromance dude. I'm more than comfortable with that

Forget Wojciech Szeszny, you truly are a original hashtag legend. Once you go black, you never go back

Now someone tell me that pass wasn't brutally sexy. Only dissecting four players. Go on. Someone tell me that was middle class, whilst we're taking a brief break from wanking ourselves silly over Cisse

We've already scored an exact carbon copy of that goal this season. Ramsey > Walcott > RVP... And you know what happens next


The least you guys could do is come up with an original goal... always having to copy your illustrious neighbours eh?!

gif it. Otherwise shut it

Disco Benny wrote:

Forget Wojciech Szeszny, you truly are a original hashtag legend. Once you go black, you never go back

Now someone tell me that pass wasn't brutally sexy. Only dissecting four players. Go on. Someone tell me that was middle class, whilst we're taking a brief break from wanking ourselves silly over Cisse

Come on, mate. It's pretty obvious from that pass, his earlier goal, and his celebration after VDV's goal vs Blackburn that Modric is unmotivated and wants to be playing elsewhere.

I can't find it I shall continue to search though and I'll post it on here when we celebrate St Totteringham's day

Probably jinxed it now!

Romford Pele wrote:I can't find it I shall continue to search though and I'll post it on here when we celebrate St Totteringham's day !

I've accepted that you lot will be celebrating St Totteringham's day, like the pulsing bellends that you are.

Let's just hope it's at the end of the final day of the season, at which point nobody really gives a shit. Particularly given you've won as much silverware as we have these season.

Fantastic win from us over Chelsea. Let's hope we can celebrate St. Aboveallsouthernpoofs day at the end of the season. It just keeps getting better and better.

Do feel sorry for Ba though.

Anyway, to top it for me personally, let's hope Newcastle win this weekend to make Manchester Utd champs. That would be fantastic, if that happened.

Fey wrote:Fantastic win from us over Chelsea. Let's hope we can celebrate St. Aboveallsouthernpoofs day at the end of the season. It just keeps getting better and better.

Do feel sorry for Ba though.

Anyway, to top it for me personally, let's hope Newcastle win this weekend to make Manchester Utd champs. That would be fantastic, if that happened.

You backstabbing jew. You've been through more football teams than Jenny Thompson. No doubt that if Newcastle get off to a bad start next season you'll jump ship again.

Disco Benny wrote:

Romford Pele wrote:I can't find it I shall continue to search though and I'll post it on here when we celebrate St Totteringham's day !

I've accepted that you lot will be celebrating St Totteringham's day, like the pulsing bellends that you are.

Let's just hope it's at the end of the final day of the season, at which point nobody really gives a shit. Particularly given you've won as much silverware as we have these season.

This is what it's come to unfortunately

Considering where we were in August, we will definitely care. If anything it's probably the best one due to the fact every pundit imaginable had us finishing outside the top four.

Anyway, i'm shutting up now. Arsenal you better win your final two games you Woolwich contes

I remember the days when Fey used to like Arsenal

Fey's Grandad was handing out maps to the Nazis at the border as they came looking for Anne Frank.

That's the kind of man we're dealing with here. He will switch sides without a second thought, the backstabbing Dutch conte

Romford Pele wrote:We've already scored an exact carbon copy of that goal this season. Ramsey > Walcott > RVP... And you know what happens next


The least you guys could do is come up with an original goal... always having to copy your illustrious neighbours eh?!

Puh-lease!

It's an old-skool move we've been using since way back in da day:

Back in da day as in last season?!

Cesc used to play those balls in his sleep! Ramsey and Wilshere both have that in their locker too

Try again

I don't think either Spurs or Arsenal invented putting the ball in behind the full back for a winger to run onto

Put it this way RP,

if the Arse swapped Van Persie with Adebayor with us, we'd be 20 points ahead of you.

Here ends the truest story you will hear this year.

Disco Benny wrote:Fey's Grandad was handing out maps to the Nazis at the border as they came looking for Anne Frank.

That's the kind of man we're dealing with here. He will switch sides without a second thought, the backstabbing Dutch conte

I knew you would make such ridiculous statement again one of these days Bernie.

I personally made this picture to show my love for Man Utd the other day!



Mind you that flag next to my Utd flag is DEFINITELY NOT mine. But from some troll in the stadium who is wumming me all the time when I go to a match. The three flags below, are also mine!

As for my Arsenal suppporting days, those are long GONE! I supported them when they still had SEGA and Dreamcast as sponsors! When they still played good football! When they still had a proper stadium! When they werent an Inbetweener club! When they didnt nick RVP for a steal and their fans argued that both Aliadiere and Reyes were more talented then him!

Disco Benny wrote:Put it this way RP,

if the Arse swapped Van Persie with Adebayor with us, we'd be 20 points ahead of you.

Here ends the truest story you will hear this year.

If you swapped testicles with the kimbonator, your arschenhalle would be in a concerning state and you would be £1,000,000 richer.

Think about it, tfs mein Freund

Feyenoord Mackems

Absolutely no relevance to this thread, but sure there are some out there who will appreciate these:

From F365

The First Is Splendid

So myself and a couple of mates have been spending this Friday being as productive as ever in work, emailing each song titles and lyrics with footballers' names incorporated into them. Here's a sample of what we've come up with;

Gullit With Butterfly Wings (Smashing Pumpkins)
Lescott Ready To Rumble (PJ and Duncan)
I'm Still In Ndlovu With You (Thin Lizzy)
Holding Out For Hierro (Bonnie Tyler)
Whatever I did, Whatever I said, I didn't mean it, I just Wanchope back for good (Take That)
You're Once, Twice, Three Times Liam Brady (The Commodores)
I Kissed Keith Curle And I Liked It (Katy Perry)
Misty Houghton Hop (Led Zeppelin)
Juan Mata Rock With You (Michael Jackson)
Zidane See Clearly Now (The Rain Has Gone) (Jimmy Cliff)
We Motta Get Out Of This Place (The Animals)
Every Totti Wants To Rule The World (Tears For Fears)
Knowing Me Knowing You, Saha (Abba)
Muamba Number 5 (Lou Bega)
Unchained Bellamy (Righteous Brothers)
Evra Little Thing She Does Is Magic (Sting or The Police or whatever)
Quit Playing Games With Joe Hart (Backstreet Boys)
Never Mind The Ballacks (Sex Pistols)
Flying Without Frings (Westlife)

Yellow SubMourinho
Do They Know it's Chris Bart-Williams?
Lars Bohinen Rhapsody

Disco Benny wrote:Fey's Grandad was handing out maps to the Nazis at the border as they came looking for Anne Frank.

That's the kind of man we're dealing with here. He will switch sides without a second thought, the backstabbing Dutch conte

You are on form today

Don't you have better things to do?

debaser wrote:First Cisse goal better than the 2nd. Just lovely. The second was a swing-your-foot-at-it kind of goal. Looks beautiful, mind.

Agree