it's on: the PRINZ vs ZEROoney

normally, a player needs a season to settle in a new league/team

but what the hell

prediction time again

Poldi to outscore Rooney THIS season already

in the English Premier League

and as always

bernd will NOT have seen it coming

Rooney out for a month. Podolski really isnt very good. Thus Rooney will still outscore him even with that disadvantage and being overweight and off form

Oooooh, this will get the Rooney fans frothing at the mouth.


You just watch...



Here they come....



Any minute now......



..........

Disco Benny wrote:Rooney out for a month. Podolski really isnt very good. Thus Rooney will still outscore him even with that disadvantage and being overweight and off form

as I said

"and bernd will not have seen it coming"



even English people know these days that Rooney was NEVER as good as presented in the ENglish media

the bubble has burst somewhat

Poldi also needs to rekindle his career

the Bayern years were a waste through no fault of his own

and back in Cologne , the lad was supposed to carry a relegation bound chaos club on his slight Polish shoulders

which was never gonna work either

Poldi is better than MANY on here think (including allez, the late blut...)

but worse than either Reus , Müller or Schürrle will be by the same age of 25+

still

a ridiculous BARGAIN considering what Arsenal paid

(what was the EXACT price, by the way?

God knows when Spurs will revive their GERMAN years and hire a bona fide Bundesliga Teuton themselves

GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY

Been very impressed with him. said it since day 1, I hope he's used as our main forward(striker), he's got GOALSSS in him.

anybody care for a prediction ?

will Poldi score

10, 20 or 30 goals this season ?

+

at what point, will our friend BERND

join the Poldi bandwagon ?

Rooney is injured. This isn't fair.

Fade out wrote:Rooney is injured. This isn't fair.

agreed

BUT

as I said

Poldi is new to the country/league/club/team/language

and for somebody who NEEDS to feel loved

this should be a MASSIVE disadvantage

really

we can only start to compare them once Poldi has had his first season in the English Premier League

still

who wants to wait ?

and let's NEVER forget what bernd said recently

Disco Benny wrote: Podolski really isnt very good.

some people might argue that being injured is a greater obstacle to scoring goals than being new to the country/league/club/team/language

Otto,

keep your lederhosen on.

Last time I checked, (he's a bit) Pooh-dolski had only scored 2 goals so far.

Is that really impressive, given Arsenal have played the likes of Sunderland, Stoke, Liverpool and Southampton this season? Perhaps to an avid follower of the Bundesliga, well versed in mediocrity

Why are we even talking about the Pole yet is beyond me.

the QUESTION

You

SHOULD

be asking

is:

just how World Class are Jermain (4 goals in 4 games) Defoe and Ben (2 goals in 3 as a midfielder) Arfa?

Think

about

IT

a truly world class player can score goals without being on the pitch

a true world class player can score goals even when there is no game being played

Germans don't need to acknowledge facts or rules or laws to succeed, that is why they have such a noble and prestigious history.

In actual fact, the Poohdle's start to his EPL career is pretty unremarkable when compared with previous Bundesliga imports.

Papa Cisse's impact needs no introduction. Something like 13 goals in his first 11 games.

Dimitar Berbatov was of course a mini revelation in his first few games

Ditto Gylfi Sigurdsson

And of course this time last season Edin Dzeko was bagging goalazo's for fun.

The only one who really failed was Michael "2nd place" Ballack. But then we all know he was exceptional at being the bridesmaid, never the bride.

The thing all our Bundesliga "stars" have in common is none have really managed to carry that early form over consistent periods. Not unlike their Army during the First and Second World Wars. Promised so much, delivered so little.

Thus, if the Pole stays true to form and this is his so called wet/purple patch, I'm already feeling sorry for him when he has his dry spell

Denken

Sie

Darüber

I know why you are so bitter, bernd and glen

WE

in Munich

have the Oktoberfest coming up in a few days














and YOU

my fine Englanders

have

THIS











please

do NOT hold Poldi responsible for ANY of THIS

ta



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meanwhile,

please

let us know

how many goals Poldi will have BAGGED by the end of the season

and also let us know what GRADE you expect to give him once the season is over

out of 100

Fucking love Otto

On the face of it

Otto

has delivered the

KNOCKOUT BLOW

to our English posters.

Except what he failed to realise is

that his post

HAS

in fact

highlighted the increasing FEMINISATION of Germany that has

DESTROYED

this once great power.

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The Teutonic knight

is meant to be

the BRAVEST

of the brave

ALL CONQUERING

But what do we see here, mes amis??????

A man

with

not just

ONE

but

THREE

earrings.



Even

the WOMEN

drink more than him.

What OTTO

Fails to mention

is

that

GERMAN Girls

do not

believe

in

trimming

Their

HEDGES



Thus, for the uninitiated:

do not

come

CRYING

to us

when you get

the

SHOCK

Of

your life.

All yours

OTTO.

ENJOY

TWERP WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO OF ME?

What Bernd has completely

FORGOTTEN

is that

girls with underarm hair

are some of the

SEXIEST







Although it is

NECESSARY

to draw a line

SOMEWHERE





TYPICAL

of today's German.

I do not know whether this is

a man

or a

WOMAN.

bernd

you is an ANIMAL

so you see German dirndl girls and ALL you can think about is

"hair under the armpit"



well

I suppose only an Englander like yourself, bernd

can look at those two pictures

and conclude

the first girl is SMASHING

for

she has no hair under her armpit

the girls on the second picture though

UGH

"hairy German girls, DISGUSTING"







incidentally

not only German gals

but also the chaps

are increasingly completely HAIRLESS

it's part of the feminization, I guess

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as for Poldi vs Rooney

well, let's add another comparison

Poldi vs van Persie

the NEderlander bagged 10 goals in 41 appearances in his FIRST season

let's see whether the Pole can beat THAT

German women only wear dirndls if you believe Otto.





SEXY BITCHES

wow

you REALLY want to go THERE, glen ?





take THAT as a warning

there's more where those are coming from

Otto, the only PRINZ I'm aware of is this one



Meanwhile, whilst you get all hot under the collar over Birgit, us

ENGLANDERS

will merely have to

make

DO

with the

ORIGINAL

English Rose



Oktoberfest is all yours Otto. Enjoy

I went to Octoberfest in Munich once, it was full of Brits and Australians
It was like being in German pub in London for Novemberest, Decemberfest all the way through to Septemberfest.

BTW why is Octoberfest in September?? Should it not be called Septemberfest?

This topic -

stinger wrote:This topic -

I was surprised to hear Podolski interviewed in English at the weekend, and he spoke pretty confidently. Considering a lot of the Germans here take the piss out of his German, I was expecting him to struggle with his English. The transfer was sealed months ago, so maybe he has been taking lessons for a long time now, but it was still a rather positive showing.

Poldi scores his first CL goal for Arsenal



anybody care to remind us how many goals Rooney has scored so far ?!

About 200 or something.

This was an excellent read.

Could Goldie Poldi distribute and make play like Rooney did in AM role of 4-3-1-2 in his first return game vs Newcastle midweek?
No, I thought not.