the PRINZ vs ZEROoney vs C.Ronaldo

wow

cannot wait

the three most exciting young talents in Europe will slug it out in Austria and Switzerland for the crown of Europe's HOTTEST talent

so who's gonna win it this time

at the last World Cup, the PRINZ got the (official) CROWN, C.Ronaldo was runner-up and ZEROoney got the NUTS

so far, at Euro 2008

the PRINZ got TWO goals

the WINKER hit the post

and ZEROoney will hopefully unleash his ferocious game early next week

cannot wait to find out what the Englander is up to

what he has prepared

let's hope his metartarsal is in fine fettle and nobody winks at him

surely, THIS time, it'll be HIS Cup

ah,

the

excitement

is

unbearable

think

about

it

Eurottomeister wrote:
the POLISH PRINZ got TWO goals

Fixed it for you


You really shouldn't have sold him out Ottoleinchen, then again : you really don't understand anything about football, don't you...

It's clever. It uses the 'England didn't qualify' line, and takes it to a whole new level. Makes the 'Podolski and Klose are Polish' jabs look cheap and predictable. Top marks.

otto

zerooney

is

not

in

the

tournament

think

about

it

debaser wrote:It's clever. It uses the 'England didn't qualify' line, and takes it to a whole new level. Makes the 'Podolski and Klose are Polish' jabs look cheap and predictable. Top marks.

S4P wrote:otto

zerooney

is

not

in

the

tournament

think

about

it

SO FAR

it's early days

and you never know what ZEROoney is up to

that's what makes him SO SPECIAL

he can unleash his GENIUS when you least expect it

@S$P

don't write ZEROoney off , just yet

the boy-wonder will surprise us all with a late appearance, me thinks

he's playing his cards well

so far, the WINKER did not wink, and ZEROoney did not BLINK

early days to say how this stand-off is gonna play out

reminds me of the Good, the Bad and the UGLY

you know

the final scene on the cemetary

think

about

that

Has the Pole ever won a European Cup?

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/The-Good-the-Bad-and-the-Ugly-Poster-C10286151.jpeg

So you're finally admitting that Rooney is indeed a boy-wonder, with a lot of talent and potential

After the ridiculous draw it was clear Podolski would be top scorer, unlike you who turned on Polish Poldi I actually predicted him to be

Eurottomeister wrote:http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/The-Good-the-Bad-and-the-Ugly-Poster-C10286151.jpeg

The Good



The Mad



and the Pig Ugly

debaser wrote:It's clever. It uses the 'England didn't qualify' line, and takes it to a whole new level. Makes the 'Podolski and Klose are Polish' jabs look cheap and predictable. Top marks.

Voeller praises the PRINZ' phenomenal "shooting technique"

http://www.welt.de/sport/em2008/article2083681/Voeller_lobt_Podolskis_phaenomenale_Schusstechnik.html

Otto is along the right lines but his timing is wrong.

The contest has already happened, it was this year's Champions League, concluding in Moscow.

Remind me again how Podolski got on compared to Rooney and Ronaldo?

Roger Hunt wrote:Otto is along the right lines but his timing is wrong.

I know, roger

TIMING is a bitch



just an update

the PRINZ is now on 27 goals in 49 games

ZEROoney is on 14 goals in 43 games

but as I said, it's early days in the European Cup and I would not be surprised if 002 steps out of the shadow any time soon to unleash his ferocious shot

I'll keep you posted

As you love stats Otto, for clubs

Podo 74 in 157 games
Rooney 77 in 189 games (for Man U)
Ronaldo 66 in 161 games

Podolski looks OK until you apply the UEFA Golden boot coefficient (as we all know its much easier to score in the smaller leagues) - this gets the Polish marksman down to 49 goals in 157 games, or 0.31 goals per game.

In other words, Podolski scores less than Rooney (a support striker) and Ronaldo (an attacking wide player).

haha

the PRINZ' league stats are the BEST



the UEFA coefficient might tickle your fancy, but the truth is that Santa Cruz never scored more than 6 in the Bundesliga and is on 17 in the EPL in his FIRST SEASON

Berbatov is better in the EPL than he ever was in the Bundesliga

Henry excelled in the EPL but was shite in Seria A and La Liga

how many goals did Adebayor score wherever he played before , me wonders

Torres was SHITE in La Liga and is out of this world in the EPL

and Klinsi also scored more in the EPL than anywhere else

the truth is:

EPL defences are as porous as a sief

but don't worry

the PRINZ COULD join the EPL this summer

maybe even Liverpool , and YOU will be the FIRST person I will tell about it

76-80-96-2008 wrote:haha

the PRINZ' league stats are the BEST



the UEFA coefficient might tickle your fancy, but the truth is that Santa Cruz never scored more than 6 in the Bundesliga and is on 17 in the EPL in his FIRST SEASON

Berbatov is better in the EPL than he ever was in the Bundesliga

Henry excelled in the EPL but was shite in Seria A and La Liga

how many goals did Adebayor score wherever he played before , me wonders

Torres was SHITE in La Liga and is out of this world in the EPL

and Klinsi also scored more in the EPL than anywhere else

the truth is:

EPL defences are as porous as a sief

but don't worry

the PRINZ COULD join the EPL this summer

maybe even Liverpool , and YOU will be the FIRST person I will tell about it

There are so many holes in the arguments of every single one of these sentences it would take anyone a day to do justice to how stupid they are


Maybe someone will be willing to devote that time to you otto





THINK


ABOUT


IT

children

it's simple

Santa Cruz, Henry, Torres, Adebayor and Co were NOTHING players in their leagues and are superstar goalscorers in the EPL

figure that one out by yourself

76-80-96-2008 wrote:children

it's simple

Santa Cruz, Henry, Torres, Adebayor and Co were NOTHING players in their leagues and are superstar goalscorers in the EPL

figure that one out by yourself

I refer you back to my last post

COTR wrote:

76-80-96-2008 wrote:children

it's simple

Santa Cruz, Henry, Torres, Adebayor and Co were NOTHING players in their leagues and are superstar goalscorers in the EPL

figure that one out by yourself

I refer you back to my last post

ditto

in which case it's a draw after extra-time and penalties will have to decide who wins

76-80-96-2008 wrote:

COTR wrote:

76-80-96-2008 wrote:children

it's simple

Santa Cruz, Henry, Torres, Adebayor and Co were NOTHING players in their leagues and are superstar goalscorers in the EPL

figure that one out by yourself

I refer you back to my last post

ditto

in which case it's a draw after extra-time and penalties will have to decide who wins

As a liverpool fan, and not English I have a great chance otto


On one condition


Lehmann plays

fair enough

Liverpool vs Germany

Penalties

to be continued

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I have to go and buy some food now

toodilidoo

Klose:

"Poldi is better than C.Ronaldo"

http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussball/0,1518,558972,00.html



I agree 100%

by the end of THIS Euro EVERYBODY will agree

72-76-80-96-08 wrote:Klose:

"Poldi is better than C.Ronaldo"

http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussball/0,1518,558972,00.html



I agree 100%

by the end of THIS Euro EVERYBODY will agree

klose is as daft as he looks...and sounds..and runs..

That's not what Klose said. He said that so far in the tournament, Podolski has been better than CRonaldo.

All of the sudden, that statement sounds way less controversial than otto would like. Not the first time I might add.

yeah right

let's hug it out and sing Kumbaja

No, let us stick to the facts, and stop creating controversy for the sake of being controversial.

the PRINZ is now on THREE goals

C.Ronaldo on 1

ZEROoney on ZERO goals

and Santa Cruz on ONE very important goal: scored against BRAZIL and got one ASSIST

should he go to ManU , ZEROoney will quickly end up on the bench; the FANS will demand the BEST of the BEST

think about it