Premier League Final Day fixtures 19th May 2013

19 May 16:00 Chelsea v Everton
19 May 16:00 Liverpool v QPR
19 May 16:00 Man City v Norwich
19 May 16:00 Newcastle v Arsenal
19 May 16:00 Southampton v Stoke City
19 May 16:00 Swansea v Fulham
19 May 16:00 Tottenham v Sunderland
19 May 16:00 West Brom v Man Utd
19 May 16:00 West Ham v Reading
19 May 16:00 Wigan v Aston Villa

One thing left to decide, other than that one of the most boring finishes to a league season in ages.

Not as boring as you.

NOTHING left to decide because Newcastle are shit.

And you can count on Spurs to Spurs it up if Newcastle pull off an upset.














Jinx avoided with these statements I hope.

Apparently Stoke need to do an internal investigation as a pigs head was put inside Kenwyne Jones' locker.

It was left there by Glenn Whelan. Jones smashed Whelan's car window in response.

BTW Jones is a Muslim.

Glen Jakovich wrote:It was left there by Glenn Whelan. Jones smashed Whelan's car window in response.

BTW Jones is a Muslim.

This makes it funnier to me.

As a Christian, I don't eat Pork because it is outlawed in the Bible,there is a reason it is outlawed, it's because it's not healthy to eat.Since the bible was written, it has been scientifically proven pork is bad for you. Watch this short video for a quick explanation on why Pork is not a healthy food and should not be eaten:



I haven't eaten Pork in a long time and quite frankly I don't miss it. It doesn't taste very nice and I used to fell sick after eating. Probaly because it's full of toxins.


But getting back on topic, if somebody through a pigs head at me I wouldn't give a shit, I would probably just laugh and then throw the pigs head back at him twice as hard. It wouldn't offend me in the slightest.

christmasborocooper wrote:Apparently Stoke need to do an internal investigation as a pigs head was put inside Kenwyne Jones' locker.

it's an age old predicament

footballer gets caught with a pigs head in his locker
footballer denies it's his, says he's holding it for a friend/was put there by someone else
Glenn Whelan takes the blame in return for 50p (for the same price he'll also lick anything you want)

Kimbo wrote:

Glen Jakovich wrote:It was left there by Glenn Whelan. Jones smashed Whelan's car window in response.

BTW Jones is a Muslim.

This makes it funnier to me.

Football humour at it's best! Thankfully religious people, especially the muslims, are well known for their humour and are able to take a joke..

I'm heading over to WHL for Tottenham v Sunderland. May have some exclusive news on Danny Rose's wrist injury, so PM me if you're interested.

Christ being in Australia is horrible for football kick-off times. This though, is a special occasion. The greatest Centre Back ever to have existed JAMIE CARRAGHER is retiring

Jaime Carragher >>>> Ledley King. All day long. What a foot (Leg end(Legend)).

the atmosphere is electric at White Hart Lane

Will be watching Arsenal today, the only game worth watching.

I'm so indifferent, if we win we win, if we get smashed then maybe that will help Pardew and his cronies on their way.

Ibe is starting for us he is the new Sterling which in turn makes him the new Aaron Lennon.

Jamie Redknapp reckons Ben Arfa wants a move to Arsenal. Whenever we have a decent player pundits talk about them moving there, and you know what, they NEVER do!!! Given, Bassong, Cabaye, Tiote, Enrique, and Ben Arfa has had it ever since he arrived on loan.

COME ON YOU CONTES

CISSÉ YA PRICK!

Kimbo wrote:Jamie Redknapp reckons Ben Arfa wants a move to Arsenal. Whenever we have a decent player pundits talk about them moving there, and you know what, they NEVER do!!! Given, Bassong, Cabaye, Tiote, Enrique, and Ben Arfa has had it ever since he arrived on loan.

You're right. You are our feeder club, not Arsenals.

Coutinhoooooo

NWO AT WORK.

Arsenal will get the Champions League spot.
If they aren't capable of beating Newcaste,
then they've got an agent refereeing at White Hart Lane


1971 all over again

Is Quinn purely employed to commentate on Sunderland games?

SECOND GENUINE SPURS PENALTY TURNED DOWN.

NWO AT WORK.

Just saw the ref at WHL lift up his shirt and he had scales...

It's a feckin conspiracy. That was the clearest penalty you'll ever see, yet instead Bale gets booked.

I wonder if I'll ever see Spurs get things go their way on the final day.

rosenthal wrote:Arsenal will get the Champions League spot.
If they aren't capable of beating Newcaste,
then they've got an agent refereeing at White Hart Lane


1971 all over again

at that ref.