''Here are my favourite quotes from Swedish footballer Sebastian Castro-Tello, who joined Ravan in Azerbaijan 24 hours before being asked about a possible dream move to Las Palmas. All the quotes are from the Swedish paper Aftonbladet. If you thought that life as a footballer was glamorous then think again,
I don't know how I ended up here. My agent said they were looking for a No10 so I flew down to their training camp in Slovenia. I ended up in a big room with seven other players. A guy from Slovakia, one from Georgia and a few others. We had to fight each other to get a contract. I thought: 'We're the hell have I ended up'
The only thing I knew about Azerbaijan before I moved was that they had hosted the Eurovision Song Contest. Things are different here [compared to Sweden]. People are more stressed. Almost nothing is like Sweden.''
Actually I feel really sorry for the guy too.
I don't know how I ended up here. My agent said they were looking for a No10 so I flew down to their training camp in Slovenia. I ended up in a big room with seven other players. A guy from Slovakia, one from Georgia and a few others. We had to fight each other to get a contract. I thought: 'We're the hell have I ended up'
The only thing I knew about Azerbaijan before I moved was that they had hosted the Eurovision Song Contest. Things are different here [compared to Sweden]. People are more stressed. Almost nothing is like Sweden.''
Actually I feel really sorry for the guy too.