Premier League 2/3 November 2013

Tottenham by far the better side. Everton look like the away team, they can't keep trying to play out from the back it'll end in tears.

Tottenham better but Solaldo(pen) needs to score soon.

Vertonghen owns Mirallas today  

If this form continues Spurs fans are going to crucify Villas-Boas.



See what i've done there.

Clear London bias these refs have. Goal denied for us vs Arsenal and how a clear pen for Everton denied.

Corrupt.

Soldelbow (pen)

Oooof, Lloris KO'd.

If I got took out by Lukaku like that I'm pretty sure I'd be dead.

if you were undecided about whether or not Tottenham are a big club, Kevin Friend certainly isn't.

This game is football hipster heaven, so much passing across the halfway line.

Is there a remote chance the Welsh battle turns to something like this?



I'm just tuning in for the 'niceties'.

Lukaku knee's Lloris in the head and KO's him, Lloris plays on, Lukaku sits on the bench with his knee strapped up.  

when Robert Enke threw himself in front of a train, Kevin Friend gave the train a yellow card.

Still above Spurs  

I see penalty(SOL) didnt score again this time.

Spurs are on course for 34 goals this season, only QPR scored less last season, and by coincidence, in 1961, the last time Spurs won the league, only 1 team scored less that season aswell, Preston North End. You may remember Newcastle were relegated and Jimmy Greaves was top scorer playing for Chelsea, he went on to play for Spurs in later seasons, and presented Saint and Greavsie on ITV with Ian St John.

Plus side: point at Goodison never to be scoffed at. Record number of clean sheets now, most in the league.

Downside- don't look like we could score in a Dutch brothel with Feys mum spreadeagled holding a tube of lube and pointing at her vagina.

20 points from 9 goals. Germanic efficiency, and not a whole barrel of laughs.

Ramsey 4.8 million - 10 goals
Spurs 275 million - 9 goals

Net Spend

Hang in there, 0trick!

There's nothing wrong sleeping with much older women. See, when I was 28 years old I was sleeping with my supervisor who was 57 and her husband had died.

The very first time she took out a KY Jelly lubricant and she told me that she doesn't get wet like she used to. I reassured her that I'd be very gentle.

Still, there was some discomfort because apparently she hadn't been "stretched like that since giving birth".

Older women in their mid to late 50s are still good even if you're in your 20s. Don't let Glenn ruin your relationship!  

You should have your own late night call in show, Dr Puro the agony uncle.

Puro with another WTF post.

Kimbo wrote:You should have your own late night call in show, Dr Puro the agony uncle.

Would you turn down a lady who looked very very close to this one after she tells you "I love your Spanish eyes"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bo_Derek_2010.jpg

50 something women are still good to go IF they had taken care of themselves (good diet, no smoking, exercise, belong to a yacht club, make at least $200 thousand a year etc. etc.)

If anyone told me I looked Spanish i'd punch them, man or woman, or geriatric.