Premier League 25/26 April 2015

Luis wrote:Newcastle are going down. Pardew

I hope he replaces Brenton.

Commentators are funny though, the main commentator during our game mentioned Pardew's 15 loses in 21 games during the 2nd half of last season, Danny Mills straight away says we regret him leaving.

'Kin el; if we'd have not bottled it vs West Brom and Hull in the space of 4 days we'd be 4th right now with 3 to play

Di Maria: £60m

Luis wrote:'Kin el; if we'd have not bottled it vs West Brom and Hull in the space of 4 days we'd be 4th right now with 3 to play

I'm more inclined to blame Gerrard for that ridiculous red card

He cost us the title last year and too Top 4 this year. Sad way to end

so Kimbo, Sophie's Choice: John Carver or Joe Kinnear?

debaser wrote:so Kimbo, Sophie's Choice: John Carver or Joe Kinnear?

Carver, if we going to get relegated I'd rather it was as quietly as possible.

Well Chelsea won their title in style! No suprises in the end, thought City would be more of a challange to them though.

Wonder if citizen Kane will step up now that he becomes a target goal scorer

Krul and Colo have had a fight, why 2 players that don't give a shit are fighting I don't know. Maybe Colo ate his bitterballen.

Carver is staying for the last 3 games even though he's fallen out with the players big time. I thought we might atleast put Beardsley in charge. We're a barrel of retards.

It's pretty amazing to watch. It's like a league 2 club that's just started up in the last few years.

If you stay up it will be a miracle now IMO - this is the point of a relegation scrap where you need to stick together most and fight for each other but that's not going to be the case.

If Arsenal get a draw or win today, it will be St Totteringham's day

So Carver offered his resignation and they didn't accept it.  It's basically sabotage at this point, why keep a manager that(as well as having no talent) has a hate/hate relationship with the players?

It's also incredible that someone that's been in the sport for 30 years see's the game like this



And he's managing a premier league club, and all the pundits and ex-pro's have linen up to tell us he's a talented coach and a "safe pair of hands".

Kimbo wrote:So Carver offered his resignation and they didn't accept it.  It's basically sabotage at this point, why keep a manager that(as well as having no talent) has a hate/hate relationship with the players?

It's also incredible that someone that's been in the sport for 30 years see's the game like this



And he's managing a premier league club, and all the pundits and ex-pro's have linen up to tell us he's a talented coach and a "safe pair of hands".

I'll give that guy the benefit of the doubt that he was probably on the sauce when he said that shit about football.

He sounds like Fat Sam when giving tactical instructions to Ñol Solano while at Newcastle "Nobby I can't promise you a starting spot but when you're playing I want you to just pump it into the box to our guy there and hopefully one of our other guys will get to the second ball".

Solano told Fat Sam, "what's wrong with the first ball?"



Solano packed his shit and went to West Ham to finish up his career in the EPL and Fat Sam was fired at Newcastle.

True story, Kimbo. That's how that conversation between Fat Sam and Solano went.

In fairness to Sam he did have a clear system, it was just horribly negative and involved N'Zogbia at LB pumping diagonal balls up to Michael Owen. He was clearly trying to do something though. Our football for a few years now has just been chaos, we look defensive but we break records for goals conceded, i've no idea how I would sum up Pardew tactically.

That was special logic though, wanting the player with the best left foot to play out of position at LB so he can play long balls.