Premier League Fixtures 14-17 August 2015

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FRIDAY 14TH AUGUST

Aston Villa v Man United 19.45 SKY SPORTS


SATURDAY 15TH AUGUST

Southampton v Everton 12:45 BT SPORT
Sunderland v Norwich 15:00
Swansea v Newcastle 15:00
Tottenham v Stoke 15:00
Watford v West Brom 15:00
West Ham v Leicester 15:00


SUNDAY 16TH AUGUST

Crystal Palace v Arsenal 13:30 SKY SPORTS
Man City v Chelsea 16:00 SKY SPORTS


MONDAY 17TH AUGUST

Liverpool v Bournemouth 20:00 SKY SPORTS

FRIDAY 14TH AUGUST

Aston Villa v Man United 19.45 SKY SPORTS 1-1


SATURDAY 15TH AUGUST

Southampton v Everton 12:45 BT SPORT 2-1
Sunderland v Norwich 15:00 1-0
Swansea v Newcastle 15:00 2-1
Tottenham v Stoke 15:00 1-0
Watford v West Brom 15:00 2-0
West Ham v Leicester 15:00 2-1


SUNDAY 16TH AUGUST

Crystal Palace v Arsenal 13:30 SKY SPORTS 0-2
Man City v Chelsea 16:00 SKY SPORTS 2-1


MONDAY 17TH AUGUST

Liverpool v Bournemouth 20:00 SKY SPORTS 2-0

We have friday football for years now, it beats monday thats for sure..but still.

Villa away should be 3 points as usual.

5 games live on TV. Nice.

Or 10 televised live games if you live in the States.

I bloody love our away shirt!

We dont play as well though

Agbonlahor's moustache

Gabby's tache. Jaysus. That is not the facial hair of someone who will score goals.

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAL 0-1!!

Januzaij #talent #worldclass

Not had much to offer going forward - got a trio of forwards who would suit playing on the break but Utd playing conservatively and not allowing that option - usually playing offside successfully. Would expect Gestede on at HT as someone to hold it up/play off.

Should've been a pen, but refs never give them.

Liking Gueye a lot. First time seen him, looks real good allrounder in the middle to replace Delph. Other newbies not really done much. Richards poor for the goal, way too quick to go to ground.

Best league in the world my arse. They can make all the adverts they want but every time I watch it the footballs shit. La Liga shits on it from a great height. After that shite I think I will go and get some football therapy by watching some Ever Banega videos on youtube.

Memphis Depay is a bit, er, ineffective? Mata the difference between the sides. Well him and Mike Dean's usual generosity to Man Utd defenders.

Cg had a few moves..Wazza was totally shite though. Anyway our usual win at Villa park. Slow starters breed champions. So fingers crossed.

Fey wrote:Cg had a few moves..Wazza was totally shite though. Anyway our usual win at Villa park. Slow starters breed champions. So fingers crossed.

I think you need a new club Fey, your one is dull. The Dutch colony in the North East is the natural choice.

They have been boring since 2009, thank god for HSWHW otherwise we were looking at the Scousification of Man Utd.

My second team in England these days is, obviously, Southampton.

What a ride it has been for them!

United beating Spurs at home and Villa away 1-0 doesn't make them title contenders yet for me. They need to sort the GK situation out, sign at least one top class striker and maybe a top class wide player as well.

Once the CL gets going their squad will be tested.

Can't wait to see them in the CL. Hopefully against some of our (Spanish) teams.

Come on Southampton. Let's beat these c**ts.

Stekelenburg; Cedric, Yoshida, Fonte, Targett; Davis, Wanyama; Long, Tadic, Mane; Pelle

Howard; Coleman, Stones, Jagielka, Galloway; McCarthy, Barry; Kone, Cleverley, Barkley; Lukaku

Nice cross from Kone to Lukaku who finishes with perfect (and difficult) header.

1:0 for Everton - very nice counter attack, rare situation for Everton under Martinez.

Southampton started well, didn't take their chances and now Everton are controlling the game. Mane hasn't got involved enough.

Another great goal for Everton.

Barkley is really talented passer... when he decides to pass actually. Great finish by Lukaku too.

Higher tempo for Everton, chances for Lukaku to attack the ball played in front of him... and scored twice already. Hopefully Martinez sees it, Everton really should play higher tempo to utilize him properly.

Lukaku has been absolutely brilliant. Think we signed the wrong Belgian.

Luis wrote:Lukaku has been absolutely brilliant. Think we signed the wrong Belgian.

Belgian my arse. They're both negroes.

Let's play spot the difference.

Here's a Belgian:



Here's an African:



Can you see any differences?

Luis wrote:Southampton started well

No they didn't. They have been shit and I'll tell you what else was shit. The CB's positioning for Everton's second goal.

Luis wrote:Lukaku has been absolutely brilliant. Think we signed the wrong Belgian.

Playing for a move.

Southampton clearly miss Clasie alrdy!!

Fey wrote:Southampton clearly miss Clasie alrdy!!

Sounds like you know who is injured again Fey! All summer i've seen people putting him in their starting XI's for this season, moving players around to fit him in, but I knew this was going to happen.

What Southampton having a second season syndrome after a flawless pre-season? Thats hardly new.

But having said that they have 1 out of 6 but were the better side in both their games.

They weren't the better side today. Everton were clearly better.