Premier League Fixtures 14-17 August 2015

Always nice to see Ivanovic fail, horrible player. You've got to try and win the header, not just hold the opposition player.

An absolute dicking this.

Man City have the nicest shirt in the league this season, they deserve the title.

Who is Mourinho going to blame today?

That bloody physio's fault this.

Pretty mad that they bring on Falcao instead of Remy.

Fernandinho could have been off in the 1st half for elbowing - Mourinho will focus on that.

He is gonna blame the ballboys for sure!!

christmasborocooper wrote:That bloody physio's fault this.

Pretty mad that they bring on Falcao instead of Remy.

He hates ex-Newcastle players. Mourinho reminds me of some sort of American FIFA fanboy sometimes, only cares about the big names from the big clubs, any c**t that watches the premier league could tell you Remy and Ba are much better than past it Falcao and past it Drogba.

This match has completely removed any remaining aura from last season from Chelsea. They look like they need new blood - only Falcao and Begovic added this summer and they have f**k all defensive cover which is not good when several of the first choice are starting to look their age.

I guess that's why they've after John stones - but the manner of their pursuit has pissed Everton off no end.

How shit was Hazard? He said he wants to play for Barca but I never want to see this overrated scrub in a Barca shirt. He's a big game flop and flops for Belgium too. All he can do is dribble.

They look undercooked Chelsea. It's like they're still stuck in pre-season. They remind me of City at times last season where it just wasn't clicking. I'm still going with them as title winners but they can't afford to fall too far behind even at this early stage.

debaser wrote:This match has completely removed any remaining aura from last season from Chelsea. They look like they need new blood - only Falcao and Begovic added this summer and they have f**k all defensive cover which is not good when several of the first choice are starting to look their age.

Haven't they signed that Baba Rahman yet? They need attacking fullbacks.

This is Mou's third season at Chelsea, he has never lasted more than 3 seasons at any of his clubs.

He could be out soon.

Initially I felt quite sorry for Eva Carniero but that was only until I found out she was a dirty whore!

Read this article:

http://www.90min.com/posts/2463726-eva-carneiro-s-ex-boyfriend-claims-she-slept-with-one-of-the-chelsea-players

"Eva would blurt out she had slept with one of the players during heated rows."

""She prides herself on being popular among the players. Eva loved the attention. Eva is a very sexual woman and not many people know the real her. She’s ruthless and gets whatever and whoever she wants."

He also claimed that an unknown Blues star once opened his hotel room door to Carneiro completely naked."

""Eva loved sex. It was so important to her. We would have sex every single day."

"Patterson-Ward once injured himself during a guym session, which he was using to look like the stars that Eva would treat on a daily basis, "I was doubled up and really hurting. When Eva came back she saw I was in pain. She took me to her bedroom, and with a twinkle in her eye said, ‘I need to treat you'. She tore off my clothes, glanced at my shoulder, jumped on me and we had passionate sex."



This girl is clearly a whore!!!!

I think Souness might want to have passionate sex with Terry.

I, worms wrote:Initially I felt quite sorry for Eva Carniero but that was only until I found out she was a dirty whore!

Read this article:

http://www.90min.com/posts/2463726-eva-carneiro-s-ex-boyfriend-claims-she-slept-with-one-of-the-chelsea-players

"Eva would blurt out she had slept with one of the players during heated rows."

""She prides herself on being popular among the players. Eva loved the attention. Eva is a very sexual woman and not many people know the real her. She’s ruthless and gets whatever and whoever she wants."

He also claimed that an unknown Blues star once opened his hotel room door to Carneiro completely naked."

""Eva loved sex. It was so important to her. We would have sex every single day."

"Patterson-Ward once injured himself during a guym session, which he was using to look like the stars that Eva would treat on a daily basis, "I was doubled up and really hurting. When Eva came back she saw I was in pain. She took me to her bedroom, and with a twinkle in her eye said, ‘I need to treat you'. She tore off my clothes, glanced at my shoulder, jumped on me and we had passionate sex."



This girl is clearly a whore!!!!

Obviously it's Terry.

It's Diego Costa and his always injured hamstring.

Embittered humans will say all sorts of shit, that guy is an embarrassment to his sex/gender/cishood. The cisterhood!

Liverpool will have 6 points tonight and Spurs only 1. Food for thought says I!

Fey wrote:Liverpool will have 6 points tonight and Spurs only 1. Food for thought says I!

Liverpool have 6 strikers and Spurs only 1. Coincidence? I think not!

Lucky scousers....Bournemouth goal gets wrongly dissallowed, and their offside counts...

Hasn't the rule been explicitly clear that if a player makes a movement towards the ball then it's 100% offside?

Yeah new rule, Coutinho obviously went for the ball, therfore it should be ruled offside.

I, worms wrote:Initially I felt quite sorry for Eva Carniero but that was only until I found out she was a dirty whore!

Read this article:

http://www.90min.com/posts/2463726-eva-carneiro-s-ex-boyfriend-claims-she-slept-with-one-of-the-chelsea-players

"Eva would blurt out she had slept with one of the players during heated rows."

""She prides herself on being popular among the players. Eva loved the attention. Eva is a very sexual woman and not many people know the real her. She’s ruthless and gets whatever and whoever she wants."

He also claimed that an unknown Blues star once opened his hotel room door to Carneiro completely naked."

""Eva loved sex. It was so important to her. We would have sex every single day."

"Patterson-Ward once injured himself during a guym session, which he was using to look like the stars that Eva would treat on a daily basis, "I was doubled up and really hurting. When Eva came back she saw I was in pain. She took me to her bedroom, and with a twinkle in her eye said, ‘I need to treat you'. She tore off my clothes, glanced at my shoulder, jumped on me and we had passionate sex."



This girl is clearly a whore!!!!

"Rupert Patterson-Ward, who himself is a Blues fan"

You don't say

This Bournmeth team are shit. I can't wait for our game vs Bilbao tonight. Some real football.

Worrying times for anti-Liverpool fans - two undeserved wins for them. Hopefully they won't be able to play better and their luck will run out soon.

Amazing that a team that has also 6 points is even able to play even shittier then us.

I don't want to see a Henderson-Milner midfield again. Two facking runners FFS. We should have bought Gundogan or Kovacic.

Another stale performance but important 3 points.

Negatives:

Midfield isn't working. Either Can has to start with Henderson and Milner or Milner has to be dropped sometimes.

Ibe is very ineffective. A poor man's Sterling. He gets in good positions but he hasn't got the skill yet to make the most of opportunities. I can't see him getting many goals or assists so ultimately it's a waste of a starting player.

Lallana can still do more. Did slightly better towards the end of the game but I'm not sure what he's adding at the minute and I'd rather we go with Firmino or Ings who could both add goals to the team.

We are struggling to gel which is natural with so many new players but I think patience will start to run out if Rodgers persists with the same team when quite clearly Can and Firmino are better options than Lallana and Ibe at the moment.

Positives:

Benteke. Very impressed with him tonight - not just the goal but his all round determination and play was excellent. He did more tonight than Balotelli did in all of his Liverpool appearances. Wins every header pretty much and defenders will hate playing against him.

Defence all solid. Clyne is looking like a cracking bit of business. Gomez very good. Lovren and Skrtel dealt with every cross in from Bournemouth.

Moreno had a blinder when he came on.

I think the real test will be next week at Arsenal. Rodgers has done very poorly in the big games - West Ham showed you can get something at the Emirates and we should be aspiring to get at least a point if we want top 4. Sadly, if Arsenal counter attack like they did vs Palace they will surely score a few and I don't think we have many goals in us at the minute.