Fulham: Should they be a club?

Fulham. Obviously my personal dislike of this crappy clubs plays some small part in my hating of them. However it is clear to see that this "club" should be demolished.

There "stadium" is a joke. Called "Craven Cottage" because it resembles some 18th century piece of crap of a cottage, it holds barely 30,000. The seats on the main stand end are wood. Ive had many a splinter protuding my arse after being in that stand. The stadium should be burnt down and claimed as an accident.

The Hotdog Vendor. What a horrible horrible man. He should go and live somewhere horrible, like grimsby. The conversation started "Hi, sorry can i get two hotdogs please?"
"Yeh, whatchu wan on it son"
"Just ketchup please"
"Awreet hang on a sec, just gotta serve this customer"

10 minutes later

"Sorry excuse me, erm ive been waiting for about 5 minutes and you serving everyone but me"
"Yeh i know"
"Oh"


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Now you know my hatred for this club. I will write more later. I just need to wipe the tears away from this horrible memory

at the vendor guy!

Guess you were wearing a Chelsea shirt

Tweedledum wrote: at the vendor guy!

Guess you were wearing a Chelsea shirt

Nope i was in the Fulham end (tickets were only 25 quid) and was wearing a normal t-shirt

Ballack wrote:

There "stadium" is a joke. Called "Craven Cottage" because it resembles some 18th century piece of crap of a cottage, it holds barely 30,000.

It barely holds 20,000 mate, so its worse than you think.

I quite like Fulham.

Coleman seems a nic enough chap and they play reasonably attractive football.

Why dod you think the vendor didn't serve you ballack?

I think the stands at either end ares still temporary aren't they?! They certainly have that feel about them, maybe because the club had to build something in place of the terraces when they were promoted. As Goater says, it is only 20,000, and I think they have the smallest average attendance in the Premiership. I would say about half the "supporters" in the Fulham sections are neutrals who just want to see Premiership football, I know there are plenty.

I don't hate Fulham, they make me laugh.

They care so much about Chelsea matches, whereas we really don't give a shit. We are in theory their local "rivals", but we have been better than them for pretty much every year of our history. Even when we were rubbish and in division 2, they were even worse in division 3. So we see at least 5 matches as more of a rivalry, yet we are there number 1 enemy - so much so that they have a pitch invasion when they beat us for the 1st time in 30 years. I don't dislike Fulham Football Club - I pity them.

Fulham FC has the right to exist.

I'll second that, it does have the right to exist Ballack.

Nope.... We should sign a petition to get rid of it

Well hardly.
Only good player is John.

I must be a pathetic frog then

that was meant to throw you off voting for them

SpartaR wrote:Well hardly.
Only good player is John.

Malbranque, Bouba Diop, Boa Morte, Mcbride...

Tweedledum wrote:

SpartaR wrote:Well hardly.
Only good player is John.

Malbranque, Bouba Diop, Boa Morte, Mcbride...

Naah, John tops them all.

@ Ballack

Don't let one bad memory of the club make you feel it should be closed down..Fulham FC has the right to self defence..

P.S Momo Sissoko..

rai Mihawk wrote:@ Ballack

Don't let one bad memory of the club make you feel it should be closed down..Fulham FC has the right to self defence..

P.S Momo Sissoko..

Fulham shud be destroyed.

Ballack wrote:

rai Mihawk wrote:@ Ballack

Don't let one bad memory of the club make you feel it should be closed down..Fulham FC has the right to self defence..

P.S Momo Sissoko..

Fulham shud be destroyed.

If they take any points from OT this Sunday..i will be temporarily be on your side. If they don't...well 'Love thy Neighbour and all..'

haha... I wil actually cheer united this sunday, such is my hatred for this pathetic club

Tweedledum wrote:

SpartaR wrote:Well hardly.
Only good player is John.

Malbranque, Bouba Diop, Boa Morte, Mcbride...

MORITZ VOLZ--who, in guy-speak, is an "utter legend". Just check out his homepage--volzy.com.

Shame he doesn't turn up on the German national coaches' radar.

is there really that much rivalry between chelski and fulham??

Enough to get the fans fighting on the pitch last season

no where near arsenal tottenham though??

I would say it was worse from what ive seen and heard.

really? but chelsea fans dont seem to go on about them though.

Don't know about that.

Like I say, they obviously hate each other enough to fight on a football pitch.

ask any chelski fan on here. they dont dislike fulham that much.

You mean like the one that started this thread?

Tom dosent hat fulham that much. hes just showing faith in chelki. deep down he hates pool more than fulham

THere arent many other Chelski fans on here, so I cant really ask. Im pretty sure they hate Fulham just as much as any other local rivals hate each other