Benitez V Mourinho

Ok, enough is enough, who would win in a fight?

In the Red corner

From the streets of Madrid, weighing 500 pounds, he's lean, he's mean, he's the tactic machine

Rafael Benitez

In the Blue corner

From the hood of Setúbal, weighing 250 pounds, his secret weapon is a laundry basket

Jose Mourinho

Rafa would eat him.

CT check your pm's

Would be the worst boxing match ever, both sizing each other up for 11 rounds, maybe if we are lucky one would throw a punch at the end of the 12th

how can he be lean and weigh 500 pounds?

He just can Rosicky, he just can

So Mourinho weighs more than Lennox bloody Lewis?

Luis wrote:he's lean,

Mourinho, that vicious Portuguese Man of War, would win. Setubal is a fisherman's town. They eat city cry babies at lunch

Mourinho is so icecool that even Chuck Norris thinks twice about asking for is autograph

The Portuguese have been owned by the Spanish for centuries. Things aren't going to change now.

toon h wrote:The Portuguese have been owned by the Spanish for centuries. Things aren't going to change now.

So next time we should get a Spanish manager temporarily in charge whenever we play Chelsea

kas wrote:

toon h wrote:The Portuguese have been owned by the Spanish for centuries. Things aren't going to change now.

So next time we should get a Spanish manager temporarily in charge whenever we play Chelsea

or a Spanish ref!

Coincidentally, the ref for this match is Spanish...Mourinho has already put indirect pressure on him not just by raising the issue, but also these comments:


"We have prepared ourselves for this atmosphere. Referees must also prepare themselves for matches with players asking for this, for that, for this, for that.

"They have to be strong. They have to be strong enough to cope with it.

"The referee is Spanish, and a top referee. I prefer a top Spanish referee than a bad referee from another nationality.

"Mr Gonzalez is one of the best referees in Europe and I want to believe he comes here to do a professional job, a job without heart, a job as a professional.

"He is a top referee, nothing else, I believe that."

Wow, you know you're up late on Monday night when BBC already has its Tuesday's Gossip and Transfer Rumours column up

toon h wrote:The Portuguese have been owned by the Spanish for centuries. Things aren't going to change now.

You should get your history right. 75 years of dominance it's not centuries.
Maybe you are confusing countries?