International Friendlies Thread

Argentina lost to Nigeria and Poland. PEnisRU only drew with Czech and Japan. Uruguay lost to an overrated U-21 team. And the last European country Brazil beat was Scotland I believe.

IE

SOUTH AMERICA IS SHITE MES AMIS!

Fey wrote:Argentina lost to Nigeria and Poland. PEnisRU only drew with Czech and Japan. Uruguay lost to an overrated U-21 team. And the last European country Brazil beat was Scotland I believe.

IE

SOUTH AMERICA IS SHITE MES AMIS!

Just in case you didn't know, Perú and Argentina sent out their "B" teams. Uruguay was mix (ask Pierre), and Brasil would not "LOSE" again, just give the game away to a pussy-football every-man-behind-the-ball and let's-wait-for-a-mistake-to-counter Dutchie team.

You're playing like Rubin Kazan FFS!

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

Tina Fey! I do give Dutchies credit for fucking up the Brasileiro psyche and that's due to 'your' media influencing poor Brasileiros's minds since who knows when just like the English.

Brasil is scare of your lot (I don't know why!), best thing for Brasil to win their World Cup is for you to play us first (WE'LL FUCK YOU UP!) since we never bought that "naranja mecánica" BULLSHITE! (Our midfielders mopped the floor with your "naranja mecánica" nonsense).

Them Brasileiros are afraid of you. It's a fucking mystery to a lot of South Americans. Oh they're also afraid of France FFS! We go to France and mop the floor with arguably the best French team ever (Platini's of 1982), oh we'll do it again, WE WON'T LOSE guaranteed.

Oh another team that will beat France is México, thus Brasil's best chance to win their World Cup is by having AMIGOS like us and them Mexicans do the dirty work of fucking up their nemesis because they're afraid. Somehow the English media camped out in Brasil have eaten their brains filling them out with bullshite.

No way is our current team equipped to continue Zidane generation's pwnage of Brazilians. They will fancy their chances against us. Again don't go by meaningless friendlies. I'm not so sure about being confident against England either (again we might have owned 'em in Wembley recently)

Going short term, L.Blanc will have to convince us today after that dismal show vs Belarus.

Puro wrote:Tina Fey! I do give Dutchies credit for fucking up the Brasileiro psyche and that's due to 'your' media influencing poor Brasileiros's minds since who knows when just like the English.

Brasil is scare of your lot (I don't know why!), best thing for Brasil to win their World Cup is for you to play us first (WE'LL FUCK YOU UP!) since we never bought that "naranja mecánica" BULLSHITE! (Our midfielders mopped the floor with your "naranja mecánica" nonsense).

Them Brasileiros are afraid of you. It's a fucking mystery to a lot of South Americans. Oh they're also afraid of France FFS! We go to France and mop the floor with arguably the best French team ever (Platini's of 1982), oh we'll do it again, WE WON'T LOSE guaranteed.

Oh another team that will beat France is México, thus Brasil's best chance to win their World Cup is by having AMIGOS like us and them Mexicans do the dirty work of fucking up their nemesis because they're afraid. Somehow the English media camped out in Brasil have eaten their brains filling them out with bullshite.

Brazil are scared of the Dutch because of the Dutch Media? This is just about the funniest thing I've ever heard.

If Brasil (The country who are expected to win EVERY match by their own Media) and Mexico are so mentally weak to be fooled into playing shit because of another country's media, then that says a lot about the psychology of South American teams.

Oh the notorious, scary Dutch media.

Maybe he's mixing them up with the Danes? They're the mental ones..made Muhammed look like a right div.

At least the rest of the South American contingent have the shame to pipe down a little after the second World Cup motherfucking pwnage in a row of their lot by Europe. As I keep saying, just how many successive dominations and humiliations will it take before we see an end to this impertinent and deluded bragging, me wonders.

South America is like your 97 year old grandad. Senile, full of shit and stinks of piss..but you keep talking to them out of guilt and sometimes its funny.

No offence intended.

Allez les rouges wrote:At least the rest of the South American contingent have the shame to pipe down a little after the second World Cup motherfucking pwnage in a row of their lot by Europe. As I keep saying, just how many successive dominations and humiliations will it take before we see an end to this impertinent and deluded bragging, me wonders.

WHAT THE FUCK!

Blatter went to work when the whole world saw how SEVEN American teams were running the show during group stage EVEN though the 'Peons get almost half of the entire WC alloted places. The fucking Khazar then made sure Holland and Spain got all the calls in the KO stages.

Talk about delusion! "pwnage"

Good one Allez, made me laugh a lot!

Why have I never heard Puro use this conspiracy theory regarding Blatter to defend / excuse
England? We all know FIFA and Blatter hate the English, in the World Cup the most blatant referee mistake was the ball 4 yards over the line against England, and yet NEVER has Puro offered it as a theory, despite
Looking a he'll of a lot more likely than Blatter and FIFA trying to knock out the crowd pulling uber brands of Brazil and Argentina.

You don't hear any English arguing we were knocked out as part of a conspiracy, and neither should any South America supporter- Brazil and Argentina lost fairly to better teams,

Whilst Uruguay managed to successfully make it to a semi final thanks to a typically clean incident involving a hand , a ball on the line and a missed penalty.

Allez is right- SA got pwned :ale;

Europe was cruel to South America last summer. First they chilled and gave them the idea that South Africa was going to be theirs, hence todo, Puro and all gloating on here like there was a Vuvuzela stuck in their arse.

But then....well, it was like giving them the field just to carpet bomb them afterwards. Not nice.

Is that piss I smell?

France playing a second-string XI in Ukraine this evening and have just levelled through Kevin Gamiero. 1-1.

Substitute Marvin Martin (topped the assist charts in Ligue 1 last term) scores on his debut with a curling shot from just outside the box. 1-2.

Another debut goal - This time Kaboul heads in from a corner. 1-3.

France going goal crazy in the last few minutes here. Benzema assists Martin for his second of the game. 1-4.

Very good player. Good passer. Very effective in final third.

People going crazy in twitter finding debut scoring connections to Zidane. Just let the boy grow FFS.

http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/thefrenchconnection/archive/2011/03/10/marvellous-marvin-martin.aspx

Great. We'll be linked to him tomorrow.

Very important result for Blanc. He's clearly a good manager so would be beneficial for them if he survives.

He should be one of the players PSG look to buy with their newfound Qatari wealth. They're apparently close to signing Gameiro for £10m-£12m.

France play Poland on Thursday in their last game of the season.

Noah und der Bale wrote:

Puro wrote:Tina Fey! I do give Dutchies credit for fucking up the Brasileiro psyche and that's due to 'your' media influencing poor Brasileiros's minds since who knows when just like the English.

Brasil is scare of your lot (I don't know why!), best thing for Brasil to win their World Cup is for you to play us first (WE'LL FUCK YOU UP!) since we never bought that "naranja mecánica" BULLSHITE! (Our midfielders mopped the floor with your "naranja mecánica" nonsense).

Them Brasileiros are afraid of you. It's a fucking mystery to a lot of South Americans. Oh they're also afraid of France FFS! We go to France and mop the floor with arguably the best French team ever (Platini's of 1982), oh we'll do it again, WE WON'T LOSE guaranteed.

Oh another team that will beat France is México, thus Brasil's best chance to win their World Cup is by having AMIGOS like us and them Mexicans do the dirty work of fucking up their nemesis because they're afraid. Somehow the English media camped out in Brasil have eaten their brains filling them out with bullshite.

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Brazil are scared of the Dutch because of the Dutch Media? This is just about the funniest thing I've ever heard.

If Brasil (The country who are expected to win EVERY match by their own Media) and Mexico are so mentally weak to be fooled into playing shit because of another country's media, then that says a lot about the psychology of South American teams.

Who's not afraid of the Dutch press.... Beware

Hmm some of these youngbloods are too green to understand how complex life is let alone the Khazar's 'reputation' of not having 'his Peons' win under his watch even though he gives them THREE times as many entries than South America to the WC. And we're not even talking the corporate ca$h splashed on their teams as well. Just let them grow.

FACT: Everything equal, no biased refs, and South America wins 90% of the World Cups. Through corruption and unequal number of entries to the WC, and the total is pretty even.

South American clubs were beating up the 'Peon champion all the time until the early 80's when the mass exodus of South American players to European clubs began.

You can't touch us, 'Peons, you NEED our help to beat us in club football. You have ALWAYS NEEDED home field advantage/and or refs to win World Cups. In South Africa, who's gonna deny all the fouls not called against Holland let alone yellow cards and red cards plus offside goals and all the offsides goals given to Spain. TFS FFS!

Yep, looks like "pwnage" to me too.

I know all the Inca Warriors may distort your view, but there are only 10 South American countries that exist. 4, possibly 5, going to the World Cup seems pretty reasonable to me as some of the countries are: Bolivia, Venezeula, and Peru who Peru who managed to finish below these two pretty poor football nations.

Also, your 5th place nation has the advantage of playing the 4th placed North American nation. Very generous.

Exactly which game were the S Americans supposed to win against Europe last summer (or for that matter in '06) with different refereeing? I'm afraid I don't follow

And what the fuck is a "peon" anyway? Isn't it a kind of flower?

There's the pissy stink again.

Italy v ROI, 31 mins gone 0 - 0. A pretty decent and lively match as friendlies go, Irish having a great time kicking Italians around the pitch.

Ireland's B/C team is currently beating a strong Italian side an Ireland team captained by Paul McShane

15 mins to go, 0-1...

2-0

That's a very good result for Ireland.

They seem to have a pretty decent team this time around, leading their qualification group ahead of Russia.