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Post n°211

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Glenarch of the Glen Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:59 pm

I love it when footballers get dragged into little fueds on twitter

@WayneRooney
If ref sees that kick from suarez and books him for it it should be red

@N87Kop
@WayneRooney how many european cups you got at Old Trafford lad!!!?? Enjoy Sat! Try not to get Suarez sent off! Gobshite!

@WayneRooney
@N87Kop how u been doing in the league last 20 years kid

N87Kop
@WayneRooney how many grannies you shagged in twenty years? how much hair you lost in twenty years

lol!

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Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Isco Benny Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:08 pm

Good point in the end. We were as flat as the atmosphere. Walker was unusually poor, actually scrap that, bar Dawson, friedel, King,Livermore and Parker everyone else was substandard.

Still, plus side is it proves we can defend.

5 points behind United and 8 ahead of 4th placed Chelsea. Suck on that haterz (Fey) cheers

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Post n°213

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Pierre Littbarski Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:08 pm

LiterallyJamie

A kick in the chest means a kiss on the forehead in Uruguay.

Laughing

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Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by 110% Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:20 pm

Pierre Littbarski wrote:LiterallyJamie

A kick in the chest means a kiss on the forehead in Uruguay.

I bet luis won't like that.

Since he already got a yellow I assume that the FA can't ban the dirty foreigner for kicking an England player?

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Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Isco Benny Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:20 pm

Particularly enjoyed the Liverpool Fans booing Parker for letting himself be kicked in the stomach by Suarez. The bloody nerve of the man!

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Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by christmasborocooper Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:29 pm

Pierre Littbarski wrote:LiterallyJamie

A kick in the chest means a kiss on the forehead in Uruguay.

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Post n°217

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by COTR Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:31 pm

When did Bale turn into a c**t Very Happy

Awful stuff from us tonight. Cross, first defender, cross, first defender, cross, first defender, repeat x 1000

Chance missed as Spurs were woeful

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Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Glenarch of the Glen Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:35 pm

Metta World Peace wrote:

Particularly enjoyed the Liverpool Fans booing Parker for letting himself be kicked in the stomach by Suarez. The bloody nerve of the man!

Parker was probably just happy to be noticed. When will he get the credit he deserves?

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Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Isco Benny Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:42 pm

Probably when Harry has the team turn out in t shirts with a picture of his oversized head on.

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Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Isco Benny Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:48 pm

COTR, Bale isn't a diver, It's all in the interpretation. In Wales it's fairly normal to throw yourself on the floor to avoid the spray from ejaculating sheep

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Post n°221

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Puro Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:52 pm

Pierre Littbarski wrote:LiterallyJamie

A kick in the chest means a kiss on the forehead in Uruguay.

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Post n°222

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Fey Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:30 pm

Metta World Peace wrote:Good point in the end. We were as flat as the atmosphere. Walker was unusually poor, actually scrap that, bar Dawson, friedel, King,Livermore and Parker everyone else was substandard.

Still, plus side is it proves we can defend.

5 points behind United and 8 ahead of 4th placed Chelsea. Suck on that haterz (Fey)

Here is something enjoyable, for those who need a proper football fix on this cold monday evening.

From a proper Toon fan...in Korea!

EPL 04/05/06-02-12 - Page 8 Arry

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Post n°223

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Deluded F*ck™ Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:06 am

Jake Livermore. Ale

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Post n°224

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Puro Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:18 am

Més que un club wrote:What the fuck is this cat thing all about? That's not a fucking coincidence, probably some kind of subliminal message that TPTB are trying to program in our mind.I don't know what is it yet,I will have to research it.

Back to the game.Who was it who comapred Walker with Sergio Ramos? Looks like a bit of a headless chicken when ever I've seen him.Head down and sprint down the line,brilliant player.

But you know what is really irritating me?The serious and depressing lack of creativity in our team.Our ONLY way of creating chances is by fucking crossing,have we time traveled back to the 80's FFS?We don't even attempt any through balls or one twos outside the opposition box,as soon as we get within 5 yards of the oppositions penalty box we cross it EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.

Not just today either,for most games this season it's been like this.Some people here wonder why I don't go the game? Do you think I would pay £40 to watch shit on a stick football?

The answer is of course no.

Bastet is a very important figure for the Illuminati. These satanists, these luciferians are obsessed with symbolism and dates. We have a full moon now and Bastet was to meet Khonsu along with Set and Isis.

Did you catch Madonna's performance at the Super Bowl dressed as Baphomet, horns and all? The all seeing eye, satanism rituals?

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Post n°225

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by worms. Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:18 am

PuroReturns wrote:

Més que un club wrote:What the fuck is this cat thing all about? That's not a fucking coincidence, probably some kind of subliminal message that TPTB are trying to program in our mind.I don't know what is it yet,I will have to research it.

Back to the game.Who was it who comapred Walker with Sergio Ramos? Looks like a bit of a headless chicken when ever I've seen him.Head down and sprint down the line,brilliant player.

But you know what is really irritating me?The serious and depressing lack of creativity in our team.Our ONLY way of creating chances is by fucking crossing,have we time traveled back to the 80's FFS?We don't even attempt any through balls or one twos outside the opposition box,as soon as we get within 5 yards of the oppositions penalty box we cross it EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.

Not just today either,for most games this season it's been like this.Some people here wonder why I don't go the game? Do you think I would pay £40 to watch shit on a stick football?

The answer is of course no.

Bastet is a very important figure for the Illuminati. These satanists, these luciferians are obsessed with symbolism and dates. We have a full moon now and Bastet was to meet Khonsu along with Set and Isis.

Did you catch Madonna's performance at the Super Bowl dressed as Baphomet, horns and all? The all seeing eye, satanism rituals?

Good find Puro,no way is that a coincidence.It happened twice within 2 days when I have never seen a cat run on a football pitch before? How did the cats get in huge stadiums like that then make it all the way to the pitch without somebody grabbing it?Doesn't make sense at all.

A quick little google search reveals Bastet is the daughter of the ancient Egyptian sun god Ra.Everybody who knows about the illuminati knows they worship Ra so what does this little stunt mean exactly? A sign of something bad to happen possibly? I don't know.

(Moving on to the Half time show)

Yep but that's to be expected from one of the biggest Illuminati whores in Madonna,I would have been more surprised if they weren't any Illuminati signs or symbolism.Not to mention Nikki Minaj who no doubt in my mind is a MK Ultra slave.

Here's the video of the half time show:

And here is an article explaining all the symbolism in detail:

http://vigilantcitizen.com/musicbusiness/madonnas-superbowl-halftime-show-a-celebration-of-the-grand-priestess-of-the-music-industry/

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Post n°226

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Fade out Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:44 am

Mauritius, Korea or Cameroon.
There is only one Toon...TOON ARMY!!

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Post n°227

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Pras_tama Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:13 am

Fade out wrote:Mauritius, Korea or Cameroon.
There is only one Toon...TOON ARMY!!

for supporting our clubs!!!

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Post n°228

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Puro Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:32 am

Més que un club wrote:
Good find Puro,no way is that a coincidence.It happened twice within 2 days when I have never seen a cat run on a football pitch before? How did the cats get in huge stadiums like that then make it all the way to the pitch without somebody grabbing it?Doesn't make sense at all.

A quick little google search reveals Bastet is the daughter of the ancient Egyptian sun god Ra.Everybody who knows about the illuminati knows they worship Ra so what does this little stunt mean exactly? A sign of something bad to happen possibly? I don't know.

(Moving on to the Half time show)

Yep but that's to be expected from one of the biggest Illuminati whores in Madonna,I would have been more surprised if they weren't any Illuminati signs or symbolism.Not to mention Nikki Minaj who no doubt in my mind is a MK Ultra slave.

Here's the video of the half time show:

And here is an article explaining all the symbolism in detail:

http://vigilantcitizen.com/musicbusiness/madonnas-superbowl-halftime-show-a-celebration-of-the-grand-priestess-of-the-music-industry/

The new aeon is about to begin or already began according to the luciferians/satanists. The age of Aquarius is upon us. Keep an eye on March 6th. Something very significant shall happen on that date.

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Post n°229

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by fcb Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:06 am

This thread has gone from a football discussion to a sequence of inside jokes and witty comments to a collection of absolute garbage about some sci-fi nonsense...

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Post n°230

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Deluded F*ck™ Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:12 am

It's the EMB, what else do you expect?

How massive a c*nt is Dalglish btw? "Luis should never have been banned in the 1st place" Rolling Eyes

Hope United smash them Ale

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Post n°231

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Isco Benny Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:44 am

Ths significance of the cat is my favourite part of this thread Laughing

Yo Puro, any truth in the rumours that the cat is actually ex Premier league ref legend Paul Durkin? I mean, think about it, the last confirmed sighting of him was when he allowed Arsenal to win the title at Castle Grayskull / The Theatre of Nightmares in 2002. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/1964495.stm

Ringggggg ringggggg
"Paul, it's Alex. Did yer enjoy the wine I sent yis?
"meow"
"ha ha ha yer finished Durkin" Click

Think about it. the khazars have been making pacts with the devil since time began. How hard can it be to summon lucifer's assistance in turning an insubordinate referee into an inconspicuous domestic house pet? It's far too much of a 'coincidence' to be ignored any longer

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Post n°232

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by 110% Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:48 am

Christmas Glenn Hysén wrote:

Metta World Peace wrote:

Particularly enjoyed the Liverpool Fans booing Parker for letting himself be kicked in the stomach by Suarez. The bloody nerve of the man!

Parker was probably just happy to be noticed. When will he get the credit he deserves?

Fans in the stadium always think opposition players milk fouls and they cannot see what we all saw in the replay.

The fact that Suarez was apologising should have been a good clue for them. Anyway he seemed to take being kicked in the stomach quite well in the post match interview.

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Post n°233

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by christmasborocooper Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:14 am

PuroReturns wrote:

Més que un club wrote:What the fuck is this cat thing all about? That's not a fucking coincidence, probably some kind of subliminal message that TPTB are trying to program in our mind.I don't know what is it yet,I will have to research it.

Back to the game.Who was it who comapred Walker with Sergio Ramos? Looks like a bit of a headless chicken when ever I've seen him.Head down and sprint down the line,brilliant player.

But you know what is really irritating me?The serious and depressing lack of creativity in our team.Our ONLY way of creating chances is by fucking crossing,have we time traveled back to the 80's FFS?We don't even attempt any through balls or one twos outside the opposition box,as soon as we get within 5 yards of the oppositions penalty box we cross it EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.

Not just today either,for most games this season it's been like this.Some people here wonder why I don't go the game? Do you think I would pay £40 to watch shit on a stick football?

The answer is of course no.

Bastet is a very important figure for the Illuminati.

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Post n°234

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by 110% Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:24 pm

PuroReturns wrote:

Més que un club wrote:
Good find Puro,no way is that a coincidence.It happened twice within 2 days when I have never seen a cat run on a football pitch before? How did the cats get in huge stadiums like that then make it all the way to the pitch without somebody grabbing it?Doesn't make sense at all.

A quick little google search reveals Bastet is the daughter of the ancient Egyptian sun god Ra.Everybody who knows about the illuminati knows they worship Ra so what does this little stunt mean exactly? A sign of something bad to happen possibly? I don't know.

(Moving on to the Half time show)

Yep but that's to be expected from one of the biggest Illuminati whores in Madonna,I would have been more surprised if they weren't any Illuminati signs or symbolism.Not to mention Nikki Minaj who no doubt in my mind is a MK Ultra slave.

Here's the video of the half time show:

And here is an article explaining all the symbolism in detail:

http://vigilantcitizen.com/musicbusiness/madonnas-superbowl-halftime-show-a-celebration-of-the-grand-priestess-of-the-music-industry/

The new aeon is about to begin or already began according to the luciferians/satanists. The age of Aquarius is upon us. Keep an eye on March 6th. Something very significant shall happen on that date.

Isn't this all a bit Mystic Meg? Something significant happens every day.

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Post n°235

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by debaser Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:58 pm

Més que un club wrote:

PuroReturns wrote:

Més que un club wrote:What the fuck is this cat thing all about? That's not a fucking coincidence, probably some kind of subliminal message that TPTB are trying to program in our mind.I don't know what is it yet,I will have to research it.

Back to the game.Who was it who comapred Walker with Sergio Ramos? Looks like a bit of a headless chicken when ever I've seen him.Head down and sprint down the line,brilliant player.

But you know what is really irritating me?The serious and depressing lack of creativity in our team.Our ONLY way of creating chances is by fucking crossing,have we time traveled back to the 80's FFS?We don't even attempt any through balls or one twos outside the opposition box,as soon as we get within 5 yards of the oppositions penalty box we cross it EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.

Not just today either,for most games this season it's been like this.Some people here wonder why I don't go the game? Do you think I would pay £40 to watch shit on a stick football?

The answer is of course no.

Bastet is a very important figure for the Illuminati. These satanists, these luciferians are obsessed with symbolism and dates. We have a full moon now and Bastet was to meet Khonsu along with Set and Isis.

Did you catch Madonna's performance at the Super Bowl dressed as Baphomet, horns and all? The all seeing eye, satanism rituals?

Good find Puro,no way is that a coincidence.It happened twice within 2 days when I have never seen a cat run on a football pitch before? How did the cats get in huge stadiums like that then make it all the way to the pitch without somebody grabbing it?Doesn't make sense at all.

Really? I've seen cats run onto the pitch loads of times. September 10th 2001, Boxing Day 2004 and the 10th March last year to give three examples I logged in my Book of Ominous Events Happening at Premier League Football Matches

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Post n°236

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Hlebagone Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:04 pm

I remember being a squirrel on the pitch the last season we played at Highbury. Was a European game, and Hleb played well.

Wasn't really sure what to make of it at the time, but I guess I should've been more aware.

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Post n°237

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by debaser Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:12 pm

If you ever see a goat take a shit on the penalty spot at Old Trafford..

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Post n°238

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Isco Benny Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:15 pm

Hlebagone wrote:I remember being a squirrel on the pitch the last season we played at Highbury. Was a European game, and Hleb played well.

Wasn't really sure what to make of it at the time, but I guess I should've been more aware.

I have it on good authority that the squirrel you're referring to was responsible for 9/11.

The Banks are all a smokescreen for the more pressing global conspiracy orchestrated by a team of crack grey squirrels who are seeking to control the world's nut industry. It used to be just about controlling the red squirrels, now they've set their sights much higher.

Don't believe me? Explain this:

EPL 04/05/06-02-12 - Page 8 Army-squirrel

EPL 04/05/06-02-12 - Page 8 Army-squirrel

EPL 04/05/06-02-12 - Page 8 Armed-squirrel

EPL 04/05/06-02-12 - Page 8 Communist-squirrel

Coincidence? I think not

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Post n°239

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Hlebagone Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:27 pm

There was also a Squirrel at the beginning of the Great British Bake Off with overly large testicles. It's clear to me now that these large testicles were a metaphor for mass inflation.

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Post n°240

Re: EPL 04/05/06-02-12

by Isco Benny Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:35 pm

Hlebagone wrote:There was also a Squirrel at the beginning of the Great British Bake Off with overly large testicles. It's clear to me now that these large testicles were a metaphor for mass inflation.

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