News from the Toon

Ok, my girlfriends just got back from the Toon and has some gossip that she acquired from someone

Steven Taylor isn't playing as he is unfit - weight problems apparently - hes 70% fit but when he is fully fit he'll be in the squad - apparently its because the old coaches were shit and weren't working them hard enough.

Kieron Dyer and Titus Bramble are both addicated to coke - Dyer has been sent to rehab.

Babayaro - is refusing to train with the team and wants to leave.

A VERY reliable source so its all true

oh dear....


Who is the source?

Not saying who but its a player at the club.

Weight problems my arse, Bramble wouldn't be playing if he was addicted to coke, and who gives a shit about Babayaro?(even though i seriously doubt it)

Why not say who?

Well fuck off then - don't beleive it if you don't want but its all true!

its graeme souness, hes getting revenge

or just blame craig moore

Tweedledum wrote:Well fuck off then - don't beleive it if you don't want but its all true!

I won't believe it. Someone told me that Wenger's having it away with Lehmann, i'm not saying who though... i'll just say it's a player at the club.

These things are better when you tell us who the source is.

Fine Kimbo - last time I tell you anything

just tell us the source.

Tweedledum wrote:Fine Kimbo - last time I tell you anything

Don't if you're not going to give me a source.

I heard Dyer had AIDS. Or one of the players did.

Probably just a vicious rumour.

This is not intended as a joke, before someone flames me.

tubby taylor.

Wouldnt surprise me if they're all on coke.

Hardrada wrote:I heard Dyer had AIDS. Or one of the players did.

Probably just a vicious rumour.

This is not intended as a joke, before someone flames me.

I heard that aswell. I'm pretty sure he would've retired if it was true.

I think the drug thing might be true, apparently he was quite badly depressed at one stage and he admitted to thinking about suicide.


@ smog

Have you seen Taylor recently? He looks in shape to me.

Yeah he looked fine when I last saw him, U21s that probably was.

Doesnt mean he cant be overweight by the new coaching staffs standards

borocooper wrote:Yeah he looked fine when I last saw him, U21s that probably was.

Doesnt mean he cant be overweight by the new coaching staffs standards

If he's go a problem with big guys why the fook is Bramble in the team?

god knows, maybe the coke makes him better.