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The Utterly Stupid transfer rumours thread

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The Utterly Stupid transfer rumours thread

by fcb Tue May 13, 2008 11:16 am

Seem to be a lot of these coming up in these last few weeks before the season ends and the transfer window actually opens, so post any particularly improbably, funny, or journalistically creative (you know what I mean) rumours here.

To start off, we had the brief mention last week of a Puyol-Cesc swap between Barcelona and Arsenal.

Then Chelsea (allegedly) attempted to sign Torres for 40 million pounds.

Now this:
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=534613&cc=4716

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by The-Frank-Tavern Tue May 13, 2008 11:17 am

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2008/05/13/we-ll-sign-cristiano-ronaldo-for-100m-boast-real-madrid-89520-20416388/

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by Roger Hunt Tue May 13, 2008 11:20 am

Owen would be perfect for J-League. And he'd be quite tall over there.

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Re: The Utterly Stupid transfer rumours thread

by Machiavel Tue May 13, 2008 11:23 am

The-Frank-Tavern wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2008/05/13/we-ll-sign-cristiano-ronaldo-for-100m-boast-real-madrid-89520-20416388/

Los Burros never give up do they, 100m Euros or pounds is too cheap, £1 billion still cheap , £50 billion should be the starting price, if they can’t pay that they should f@ck off, Robben & Robinho should be good enough for them why do they need C Ronaldo.

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by Parks lives Tue May 13, 2008 11:24 am

The-Frank-Tavern wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2008/05/13/we-ll-sign-cristiano-ronaldo-for-100m-boast-real-madrid-89520-20416388/

That bit in the related stories and us signing Ramsey from Cardiff, any truth in that?

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by The-Frank-Tavern Tue May 13, 2008 11:25 am

they need him cos Calderon promised them Cesc, Robben & Kaka when he was elected. he's failed to deliver the 2 major ones, and thus needs a BIG signing to appease the socios, otherwise nobody will believe his bullsh¡t at the next election.

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by The-Frank-Tavern Tue May 13, 2008 11:27 am

Parks lives wrote:

The-Frank-Tavern wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2008/05/13/we-ll-sign-cristiano-ronaldo-for-100m-boast-real-madrid-89520-20416388/

That bit in the related stories and us signing Ramsey from Cardiff, any truth in that?

almost certainly leaving us this summer. liverpool have already had a 3.6m quid bid rejected. the kid is top class no doubt. my only worry for him is all the competition in front of him, he'll struggle to get games BUT he's certainly good enough, great eye for a pass, good at ball retention, real grafter. will be v big imho. v good football brain, extremely down to earth and level headed.

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by Parks lives Tue May 13, 2008 11:28 am

Is £5 million fair for each side. I know next to nothing about the kid.

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by Machiavel Tue May 13, 2008 11:28 am

Why was the clown making these stupid promises, let’s hope he fails and is ousted at the next elections teaches the donkey a lesson, why not try and sign Messi.

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by The-Frank-Tavern Tue May 13, 2008 11:29 am

If Bale & Walcott are worth what they are then imho 5m quid is a steal. Would be amazed if he doesn't feature at some stage on Saturday, the day certainly wont overawe him

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by fcb Tue May 13, 2008 11:30 am

Il Raifael wrote:Why was the clown making these stupid promises, let’s hope he fails and is ousted at the next elections teaches the donkey a lesson, why not try and sign Messi.

Because Barça fans will brush aside such nothing stories linking Messi to Madrid...not get wound up on Internet messageboards like Man. Utd. fans always do.

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by The-Frank-Tavern Tue May 13, 2008 11:31 am

that and they know Messi has more class than Figo

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by Parks lives Tue May 13, 2008 11:32 am

kas wrote:

Il Raifael wrote:Why was the clown making these stupid promises, let’s hope he fails and is ousted at the next elections teaches the donkey a lesson, why not try and sign Messi.

Because Barça fans will brush aside such nothing stories linking Messi to Madrid...not get wound up on Internet messageboards like Man. Utd. fans always do.

Yep, it's something I constantly lose sleep over.

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by fcb Tue May 13, 2008 11:33 am

The-Frank-Tavern wrote:that and they know Messi has more class than Figo

And 150 million euros is >>>>> 40 million or whatever Figo's buyout clause was.

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by fcb Tue May 13, 2008 11:34 am

Parks lives wrote:

kas wrote:

Il Raifael wrote:Why was the clown making these stupid promises, let’s hope he fails and is ousted at the next elections teaches the donkey a lesson, why not try and sign Messi.

Because Barça fans will brush aside such nothing stories linking Messi to Madrid...not get wound up on Internet messageboards like Man. Utd. fans always do.

Yep, it's something I constantly lose sleep over.

Clearly, so do N18WNG and Rai.

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by The-Frank-Tavern Tue May 13, 2008 11:35 am

all joking aside its a dead cert he'll play for Madriz some day, just a matter of when

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by blutgraetsche Tue May 13, 2008 11:37 am

I wonder if he'll keep his virginity with Ramos and Guti around. On the other hand, there is always a possibility of Nutters leaving London, and actually watching a match live....

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by The-Frank-Tavern Tue May 13, 2008 11:40 am

blutgraetsche wrote:On the other hand, there is always a possibility of Nutters leaving London, and actually watching a match live....

and pigs might fly

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by The-Frank-Tavern Wed May 14, 2008 10:12 am

http://www.as.com/futbol/articulo/futbol-tabloides-alarman-oferta-cristiano/dasftb/20080514dasdaiftb_25/Tes

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by Chocolate Thunder Wed May 14, 2008 10:15 am

Roger Hunt wrote:Owen would be perfect for J-League. And he'd be quite tall over there.

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by SuperMario Wed May 14, 2008 11:58 am

I saw Kaka at the Marconiplein metro-station. Think he was on his way to Sparta to agree a deal. He wasn't incognito or anything like that, easily recognised him, because he was wearing his Milan shirt. His face looked slightly different than on tv & his Portuguese sounded more like he was a Cabo Verdian than a Brazilian. Dead certain it was him though.

1888 must be over the moon

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by Ricardo Jol Wed May 14, 2008 12:00 pm

As a replacement for Emnes...?

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by SuperMario Wed May 14, 2008 12:01 pm

RicardoJol wrote:As a replacement for Emnes...?

That must be it. Makes a lot of sense

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by Glenarch of the Glen Wed May 14, 2008 12:04 pm

Eto'o keeps getting linked with Spurs. Surely not?

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by fcb Wed May 14, 2008 8:14 pm

Spurs offer is supposedly around 19 million euros

lol!

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by Oleguerisntthatbad Wed May 14, 2008 8:49 pm

also Eto'o wants win trophies!!!

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by golsud Wed May 14, 2008 8:53 pm

Oleguerisntthatbad wrote:also Eto'o wants win trophies!!!

ç

Spurs have won more trophies than Barça this season Sad

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by Oleguerisntthatbad Wed May 14, 2008 8:56 pm

Real trophies.. not the Gamper or Carling Cup Wink

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