Is Wembley really a WASTE ?

Otto's Olympic Dream wrote:

Klinsi RAUS ! wrote:bernd

you are becoming a wise Leedsonian

any man who uses the word "pristine" either wears socks up to his knees and thinks Mendelsohn is "delicious", or washes his hands after going to toilet

in other words

you would be unlikely to fart in the presence of her Majesty the Queen and could easily become the Royal Keeper of the Blue Mauritius

or let me put it like this

you have become the male Kate Middleton of the Euroboard

it's only a question of time before anglo, haesschen or lesley are gonna drag you in front of the altar

think about it and have a nice day

Clearly the use of the word "pristine" has sent you into a giddy schoolgirl spin,

which is surprising for a word comprising of just two syllables.

I can assure you that it's usage is not solely attributed to MENSA,

or member's of the Royal Family.

Even lederhosen wearing gumptions from the darkest regions of

the black forest (where fathers and daughters live in cellars, and

the birth of a three armed baby with unusually large ears doesnt even

raise a furry blonde eyebrow), are capable of getting their heads and

rather large handlebar moustaches around such a word.


However, comparisons to Royalty are always welcome.

As a civilised nation such as ours, the term Prince Albert stirs up images

of grand design and the Great Hall,

whereas back in the Faterland it is more associated with putting an

earring through the tip of your bellend, and then asking your neighbour to

come round, cut it off and fry it for dinner.

With some liver beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

Think about it, and have a great day