When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Of course,making fun of the lack of teutonic humour is as old as it says on the cover of that thin book. It's less than recycling a joke, it's more like necrophillia. If that is the best that guy can come up with I suggest to take an e,s,e. out of the nationality. It seems a stereotypo took place.

Sack him right now !!!

interview with LAHM in WAMS

he points out that , really,

Bayern were VERY LUCKY in all three competitions this season

that it could have ended

VERY DIFFERENTLY



ie

no raving about the genius of the Dutch master AT ALL

LUCK, LUCK and yet more LUCK



to those FRUITCAKES on here who marvel about the DUTCH triangle passing

Lahm seems to have the answer as well

the tactic is merely to

a) keep possession

b) switch SIDES, from left to right and right to left

and

c) give the ball to Robbery so that they finish off the move

THAT IS IT



in other words

Lahm just exposed van Gaal as a LUCKY , simple-minded FRAUD



fuck

never thought I would agree with the SLIMER

but there we go

when Lahm is right, he's right

Couldn't agree more. Was very lucky to get past Bremen yesterday.

I have to congratulate you for creating the thread of the year again Otto

You won it a few years ago with your Torres thread and have now reclaimed your title with this

Very noble to provide another topic allowing the whole board to laugh at your expense. You are an extraordinarily charitable man.

van Gaal about his biggest succes, not winning trophy's or the good football but how he made Bayern more likeble!!

Müller on the reasons why Bayern were so successful this season

he mentions: teamwork, organistion...

not ONE word about van Gaal



did anybody on here also watch the PK with Butt and Alintop ?

HILARIOUS stuff



the GERMAN MORONS, ie journalists, endlessly asked what was so special about van Gaal

they wanted a BIG QUOTE about the Dutch genius

Question: "what is the one thing that van Gaal did to assure success?"

Butt: "well, if there was ONE point, it would not have taken him SO LONG to turn the corner"



MANY more questions about what makes van Gaal so special

Butt: " the success is a TEAM EFFORT; everybody was involved; the players on the bench as well, even the Zeugwart and Masseur; EVERYBODY"

NOT ONE WORD OF PRAISE for van Gaal other than saying that the Nederlander had a LOT OF EXPERIENCE



before that Alintop gave his press-conference

again

asked what made van Gaal so special, Alintop hesitates and says

" er ist sehr extraVAGANT"

"er hat Ecken und Kanten, aber das ist ja nicht nur schlecht"



NO REAL PRAISE about the genius of van Gaal though

a lot of trapsing around as if they wanted to avoid stepping on land-mines



the ONLY players that have ever PRAISED van Hitler to the rafters are the NEDERLANDERS

particularly, van Bommel

but even he points out that the team-spirit and organization were paramount

the stupid BAYERN BOARD and the moronic Dutch-loving-media are the only ones RAVING about van Hitler

apart from the Dutch lunatic himself,

who is really his greatest fan

Butt must scratch his butt... he knows his days are over because Bayern needs a real goalkeeper instead of that big failure

You're quite right Otto : Van Gaal is clueless, sack him now !

Bring back the crown prince of German managers : Der Jürgen

A true Teutonic full blood will easily outperform a stupid cheesehead !


....oh wait, we're talking about reality here instead of your make-belief world

Jürgen was a TOTAL FLOP, as I have said a million times

van Bommel just rubbished Klinsi again, saying it was not enough to be a MOTIVATOR and FITNESS TRAINER



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the Bundesliga FANS have spoken now

of ALL the managers, van Gaal is only Number 7

http://sportbild.bild.de/SPORT/bundesliga/2010/05/20/bundesliga-barometer/bayern-haengt-schalke-ab-hoffenheim-und-koeln-abgestraft.html

Ä wrote:

the Bundesliga FANS have spoken now

of ALL the managers, van Gaal is only Number 7

Says more about the Germans than it says about Van Gaal.

So what else is new

Köstner on 6

Antarion wrote:Köstner on 6

Köstner >>> van Gaal



THAT really says it all



I believe with Köstner in charge

the current Bayern team would have won the CL already a few weeks ago

Ä wrote:

Antarion wrote:Köstner on 6

Köstner >>> van Gaal



THAT really says it all



I believe with Köstner in charge

the current Bayern team would have won the CL already a few weeks ago

van Gaal makes a fool of himself yet again

http://www.sport1.de/de/fussball/fussball_championsleague/artikel_239638.html

admits that he LITERALLY let the trousers down in the locker-room to make a point

Nederlanders

http://www.zeit.de/sport/2010-05/bayern-vangaal-philosophie?page=1

Van Gaal said today the best 3 teams are Barca, Man Utd and Chelsea not Bayern or Inter. Kudos to him for that honesty. Bluenine could learn a thing or two.

i could live with chelsea and barca, but manu clearly lost too much quality

stupid ferguson blaiming again today: "manu should be in the final" we were the better team, hes really a big JERK

has he realized that bayern was in 99 the far far better team

and that bayern controlled in 2010 75 % of the game over two legs

Ä wrote:http://www.zeit.de/sport/2010-05/bayern-vangaal-philosophie?page=1

Best part of that article (and the first I've seen that realizes it) :

Die Stürmer

Ivica Olic und Thomas Müller sind eher ungewöhnliche Stürmer. "Es ist auffällig, dass sowohl Olic als auch Müller keine wuchtigen Kopfballspieler sind. Sie werden häufig auch Marathon-Fußballer genannt, weil sie ein wahnsinniges Laufpensum absolvieren", sagt Loy. Beide stören beständig den gegnerischen Spielaufbau. Meist jedoch wollen sie gar nicht selbst den Ball gewinnen, sondern nur einen Fehlpass provozieren.

How about that : Van Gaal introducing facking runners into a new position for Germans

Özil wrote:i could live with chelsea and barca, but manu clearly lost too much quality

stupid ferguson blaiming again today: "manu should be in the final" we were the better team, hes really a big JERK

has he realized that bayern was in 99 the far far better team

and that bayern controlled in 2010 75 % of the game over two legs

Dude just be honest. Man Utd were 3-0 up and all over Bayern it could have been embarrassing. The red card was unjust and unfortunate. In Bayern i think Bayern were the better team but this was in part to the early goal. bayerns goals in Germany were pure luck and not really created.

Bayern is not on Man Utd level you cant deny that Bayern got through and they did do well when a man up at old trafford and better than expected in Germany but overall an actual better team? no way. VDS is one of the best keepers. evra best LB out there. then Vidic and Rio...compare to what Butt demichelles basturber..get outta here my friend.

L r dd wrote: The red card was unjust and unfortunate.

Stop flogging that dead horse, Bitter One.

That red card was 100% just as anyone but you realizes and to boot it : unfortunate ?! Everyone saw it a mile coming : Rafael was a sending off waiting to happen.

If you want to blame anyone, blame SAF for not taking him off at 3-0.

we played without robben and schweinsteiger, you had not a single chance in munich, your first goal was lucky too

i expected that manu will overrrun us at the beginning, but i am not expected a 3:0 bashing, the olic goal was well built and the robben goal was well prepared, why wonder goal, ronaldo made a wonder goal against porto too, anyone blame him for this!

serious, you dont have a single midfielder that would get into our team, and müller - olic is working rate at its best, you are too reliable on rooney

Axeslammer wrote:

L r dd wrote: The red card was unjust and unfortunate.

Stop flogging that dead horse, Bitter One.

That red card was 100% just as anyone but you realizes and to boot it : unfortunate ?! Everyone saw it a mile coming : Rafael was a sending off waiting to happen.

If you want to blame anyone, blame SAF for not taking him off at 3-0.

This board is funny. You get a bitter severly bloated dutchie who's whined about Stam and Ruud for 5 years calling me bitter for saying it how it is. Then you get Bluenine calling people ignorant and biased. Blut is a legend despite being the spin doctor of the Germans who runs away when all his boasting proves a load of shite.

Anyway like i said look at the incident again. Ribery runs into Rafael then complains it was a joke of a decision and Van Gaal admitted Bayern were lucky not me...the Bayern fucking manager.

Özil wrote:we played without robben and schweinsteiger, you had not a single chance in munich, your first goal was lucky too

i expected that manu will overrrun us at the beginning, but i am not expected a 3:0 bashing, the olic goal was well built and the robben goal was well prepared, why wonder goal, ronaldo made a wonder goal against porto too, anyone blame him for this!

serious, you dont have a single midfielder that would get into our team, and müller - olic is working rate at its best, you are too reliable on rooney

Anyone can say this though. Second leg Rooney was not fit. Hargreaves was out. I think Rio missed one match etc etc. This doesn't change what happenend on the pitch which is what we're commenting on. Bayern are not on Man Utd's level not far behind and in a one off match can match them but it's clear if you are real Man Utd are superior all over the pitch. And Bayern won in Germany thanks to two late lucky goals. On another day Man Utd could have beat Bayern 5 or 6 at old trafford. That's not bias talking it's factual and reality.

Axeslammer wrote:
How about that : Van Gaal introducing facking runners into a new position for Germans

Nothing new there. Klinsmann way before them, and now Klose or Kuranyi always did a whole lot of fucking running for their respective teams.

L r dd wrote:Van Gaal admitted Bayern were lucky not me...the Bayern fucking manager.

I'm not saying Bayern were not lucky, I'm saying (together with the rest of the world) that it was a just sending off !

You're just too bitter to listen

our possession and attacking game has peaked the last weeks, we are a better side now than against you, and now with a lot more confidence to know that we can beat big teams

blutgraetsche wrote:

Axeslammer wrote:
How about that : Van Gaal introducing facking runners into a new position for Germans

Nothing new there. Klinsmann way before them, and now Klose or Kuranyi always did a whole lot of fucking running for their respective teams.

Then how come Klose can't hack it now ? His condition hasn't suddenly evaporated...

Van Gaal's running is completely different to Klinsmann's running, but you already knew that

Van Gaal has to get credit for bringing (back) the possession game to München, with all the advantages that brings for the attack and defence. For the facking running, he does not. Olic actually had to convince him with consistent performances, Van Gaal didn't rate him at first. Olic was a Klinsmann signing actually.