When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

That is arrogance on a frankly heroic level. More to my taste than Mourinho I must confess. Admit it, you love it

utterly hilarious stuff by van Gaal

WORST START EVER

usually results in Rummenigge/Hoeness piling on the pressure in the media

with a "hochroter Kopf"

Magath, Hitzfeld, Rehakles... all got the sack soon afterwards

ie

you would expect van Gaal to keep a low profile for now

Rummenigge, only a few weeks back, extended van Gaal's contract to stabilize the club

and DELIBERATELY did NOT criticze van Gaal publicly to strengthen him

and now

van Gaal humiliates Dummenigge in front of the country's MEDIA



what a LEGEND



Dutch balls >>> Germans balls



the truth though is that THIS is the beginning of the END

van Gaal is NOW toast

the Bayern BOARD NEVER get questioned in Germany

die Knaben haben Deutungshoheit was deutsche Fussballfragen angeht

the EMPLOYEE now tears down the monument his bosses have built for themselves

won't take long before they strike back

in fact, Beckenbauer already had a go at van Gaal after the Mainz game, effectively saying that the POSSESSION philosopy was NONSENSE , if you did not score

he called it KÄSE

then Kahn had a go at van Gaal for NOT getting the tactics right, agreeing with Olic by saying WITHOUT ROBBERY you have to pick a different SYSTEM

and NOW

Nerlinger , the club manager, gets his teeth into van Gaal by calling him too DEFENSIVE and TIMID

+

bemoaning the WRONG TACTICS

he wants to play with TWO STRIKERS

and HATES those Dutch back-passes to the goalie (of which there were over 60 against Freiburg last season)

even van Bommel now blames van Gaal for not having bought van der Wiel in the summer

and Robben suggests Bayern should strengthen the squad in the winter break

even if van Gaal survives this season

it will be a resounding "Tschüss" in the summer

great entertainment though



PRECITION TIME

Hiddink to get the SACK in the summer (in Turkey)

next season he will be in charge at Bayern

you heard it here first

@allez

this is TOP DRAWER ANALYSIS

I want MANY bonus points for getting THIS right

no " every stopped clock is right twice a day-nonsense"



http://www.sport1.de/de/fussball/fussball_bundesliga/artikel_296438.html

I had the idea that bayern legends and board heavily criticised the team (and they are right to do that at the moment) but they hardly criticised Prof. Mr. van Gaal!

the tide is turning, ricky

Beckenbauer criticised van Gaal's possession football that lacked punch up front

Nerlinger just had a go at van Gaal's tactics

and Hoeness now put pressure on van Gaal by saying that until Xmas, Bayern would HAVE TO HALVE the points distance to the League leaders

then he went on to say that there was TOO MUCH HARMONY in the team

and that the time for warm coates was OVER

a reference to van Gaal saying he was like a WARMER MANTEL

AFTER van Gaal's treatment of Dummenigge, ALL OF THIS WILL increase

NOW

the target will be van Gaal rather than the players

TRUST ME

he HAS to deliver PRONTO

the media are already beginning to criticise van Gaal rather than the players

the clock is ticking

What I don't understand is why Van Gaal didn't buy a decent defence and goalie. For the rest the injury of robbery and the wc is damaging him heavily!

Ricardo Wetzel wrote:What I don't understand is why Van Gaal didn't buy a decent defence and goalie. For the rest the injury of robbery and the wc is damaging him heavily!

Thats cause Germans are massive arrogant c**ts, and van Gaal basically too. A German looks at the squad and thinks lots of semi-finals of a WC in this squad, and since we are a German club we can use German youth which makes us one of the best clubs in the world. So we dont need reinforcements van Gaal thinks he can win the league with everyone.

A neutral looks at the squad and thinks, what a load of Kraut Krap! Who is gonna score without Robben? Who is gonna deliver the creativity without Ribery? Look at how many goals they have scored so far. Klose is shite, Muellert one hit wonder/second season syndrome, Gomez is fail etc. As good as Schweini und Bommi are, they wont win you a match that often.

Ricardo Wetzel wrote:What I don't understand is why Van Gaal didn't buy a decent defence and goalie. For the rest the injury of robbery and the wc is damaging him heavily!

Butt is solid

the defence looks shaky but , STATISTICALLY, is not too shabby either

in other words, they have allowed only VERY FEW "Grosschancen"

the Bayern problem is UP-FRONT

they do NOT score goals

despite having ridiculous amounts of possession

the problem is that van Gaal is getting his tactics/system all wrong

and his man-management skills are non-existant

Klose just scored TWO against Turkey and was superb

under van Gaal he is shooting blanks

Müller and Kroos look lacklustre under van Gaal

yesterday, they were excellent; certainly Kroos

even Lahm looks sluggish under van Gaal

yesterday, he slept when Alintop had his big chance, but other than that Lahm was involved in TWO goals

in other words

the Bayern players do NOT suffer from post-WC fatigue

they suffer from "van Gaal fatigue"

+

Olic and Gomez should be fresh since they did not/hardly play(ed) at the World Cup

for whatever reason van Gaal "does not get" Gomez (who merely needs a few complete consecutive games , as Löw believes)

and even Olic is misused now that Robbery are out

=

BAD man-mangement + BAD tactics/system

and Bayern are fucked

a few days back Lahm said that the players REALLY feel the PRESSURE now

and with every set-back it gets WORSE

that they are getting more and more PARALYSED

well

it's similar to what Schalke/Stuttgart/Bremen now experience

they all have VERY experienced managers as well

Schaaf and van Gaal are UNsackable FOR NOW

Gross could be out with the next defeat, whereas Magath is still fairly safe also, me thinks

the difference between van Gaal and the other being that the Nederlander seems to think he has INVENTED FOOTBALL

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as for Fey

the players are THERE at Bayern

+

the board offered vG to spend big, but he refused

he now has to jump over his shadow and listen to what the players want/need

personally, I don't think he can do it

his only way out is LUCK now

ie

he needs to get a few lucky wins that set the team free

then

and only THEN

Bayern are still bang in the middle of the title race

When van Gaal extended his contract the other day, he went to the dressing room the next morning to congratulate Schwinsteiger, Lahm, Klose etc...they looked confounded then he told them the reason was they had the privelege to train a few years longer under van Gaal

what a guy

I cannot believe that story is true....


If it wasn't van gaal...

But van gaal is van gaal always was van gaal and always will be van gaal...

Brilliant

You guys always harp on about him and the crazy things he has done but you rarely recite any of them. So bring on the goodies..

Germany has it's own Van Gaal

A nice column for those of you who are able to understand Dutch :

http://www.vi.nl/Achtergronden/Columns-overzicht-1/Peter-Wekking/188062/Peter-Wekking-Duitsland-heeft-zijn-eigen-Louis.htm

to those who RAVE about van Gaal because they consider him to be a

CHAMPION

of YOUTH

http://sportbild.bild.de/SPORT/bundesliga/2010/10/13/tabelle-durchschnittsalter/kindergarten-bvb-rentnerklub-hsv.html

average age of the Bundesliga teams

the OLDEST:

HSV

the SECOND oldest:

van Gaal's BAYERN

Hang Van Gaal for buying all those old players for Bayern and not giving youth a chance !!!

van Gaal has virtually no players left against Hannover

Olic, Klose, Robbery and Co are all injured

he now HAS to play the striker he HATES the most and has SHUNNED at every turn

GOMEZ, Mario

who immediately scored THREE

making van Gaal and the Gomez-hating Dutchies on here look like the clueless numpties they ARE



Gomez then shoots a verbal arrow in vG's direction

"I have always said, I am NOT the player for the last 5 or 15 minutes; I have to play for 90 minutes to show my stuff. When I played the first 15 games (under van Gaal) I scored 10 goals"

ie

all this DUTCH NUMPTY had to do was to PLAY ME, there was NEVER ANYTHING wrong with me; but he's DUTCH , so what do you want to do ?!



meanwhile, NEZTER criticised both the KNVB and van Bommel

Fey wrote:When van Gaal extended his contract the other day, he went to the dressing room the next morning to congratulate Schwinsteiger, Lahm, Klose etc...they looked confounded then he told them the reason was they had the privelege to train a few years longer under van Gaal

van Gaal now says, prior to the game against HSV

" beating them would NOT BE NORMAL"



fucking hell

the GERMAN Bundesliga is teaching the Dutchie some HUMILITY



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and here's a little present to fey, for services to the

"German-Dutch Rivalry"

Mlle Mancuso

What a slut! Where did you find that pic my dearest Neckermann?

Still..since winter is coming again.

There can be only one Ski-queen:

always amazing to see that world class female athletes look so UNtoned

where is Vonn's muscle definition (although Julia seems to be fine) ?!

and yeah, Mancuso is indeed rather slutty

here with her British friend Alcott

back on-topic

HSV - Bayern 0:0



the Bavarians were only saved by the woodwork as well

a few days back against the Romanians they only won because of 2 1/2 own-goals



let's see whether Dortmund, Mainz and Leverkusen can extend their lead at the top

THIS is going to be a FUN-season for "van Gaal/Hoeness/Bayern"-"fans"

That´s what makes Vonn so brilliant, she is very untoned, a bit chubby even.

But to return to the topic, why cant Mueller score anymore?

Is he a one hit wonder? Or second season syndrome?

Fey wrote:why cant Mueller score anymore?

Is he a one hit wonder? Or second season syndrome?

it's called "van Gaal syndrome"

http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/bayern/2010/10/23/fc-mittelmass/bayern-mit-nullnummer-in-hamburg-zufrieden.html

haha

Rummenigge is HAPPY with the one point Bayern got



Kroos DISAGREES, saying WE ARE BAYERN, we CANNOT be happy with just ONE POINT



if even Dummenigge and van Gaal RESIGN THEMSEVLES to DRAWS and mid-table positions,

is THAT the end of the famous Mia san Mia ?!

traurige Frage

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Lahm really seems to give up on the title race (for now) as well

frustration EVERYWHERE

http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/1010/Artikel/phillip-lahm-interview-nicht-mehr-auf-tabellenspitze-schauen-hamburger-sv-bayern-muenchen.html

now, Bayern need van Gaal as psychologist/motivator

interview with dummenigge

http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/bayern/2010/10/24/karl-heinz-rummenigge/droht-der-liga-die-anderen-muessen-sich-warm-anziehen.html

the interesting bit is that hitzfeld seems to have criticised for playing MÜLLER and Kroos

OUT OF POSITION

maybe that answers fey's question

So it´s van Gaal thats causing this all? Who would have thought...

Ä wrote:HSV - Bayern 0:0



the Bavarians were only saved by the woodwork as well

a few days back against the Romanians they only won because of 2 1/2 own-goals



let's see whether Dortmund, Mainz and Leverkusen can extend their lead at the top

THIS is going to be a FUN-season for "van Gaal/Hoeness/Bayern"-"fans"

All those brilliant German players....and they couldn't score in a brothel !

Without foreign input Bayern is on par with Liverpool at best

One big Holland - Deutschland love show....

How can they not like each other ....

Lahm explains the Bayern malaise

http://sportbild.bild.de/SPORT/bundesliga/vereine/fc-bayern-muenchen/2010/10/27/philipp-lahm-exklusiv/uns-zermuerbt-der-mentale-kraftaufwand.html

"Die WM-Müdigkeit in den Beinen ist keine Ausrede mehr“, so Lahm, der in Abwesenheit des verletzten Mark van Bommel die Binde bei den Bayern trägt. „Es ist der mentale Kraftaufwand, der uns zermürbt, weil der Abstand nach oben zwölf Punkte beträgt.“

ie

physically they are no longer suffering from post World Cup syndrome

but

psychologically, they don't seem to have the strength to CHASE a 12 point lead,

Lahm is saying



he also points out that they fail to score the all-important FIRST goal

they did it twice in the BUndesliga this season and won the game

last season they scored the FIRST goal more often than not

But Otto,

Look at the picture above it is pure love between player and trainer...

It's pure love...

Ricardo Wetzel wrote:But Otto,

Look at the picture above it is pure love between player and trainer...

It's pure love...

ricky

van Gaal seems to be in love with Schweini A LOT MORE than the other way round

primarily, because Schweini is SAVING the Nederlander's arse

you do realise that Bremen were FURIOUS with the ref during the game ?!

notably , because of the Prödl situation

at the moment , van Gaal is just lucky and now needs Mainz and Dortmund to stumble

which they will

indeed

already DID in the DFB Pokal

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meanwhile, Scholl criticises Lahm for being too DEFENSIVE, for playing too many back-passes

http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/bayern/2010/10/28/philipp-lahm/abwehr-star-kontert-rueckpass-kritik-von-mehmet-scholl.html

Lahm replies that he just plays AS TOLD

that they have a special SYSTEM they play without Robbery

which is devised by van Gaal

you must understand, ricky, that it's VERY difficult for a German to understand this hyperdefensive DUTCH football that van Gaal insists upon, and which is also championed by Hiddink, Stevens, Marwijk...

we Germans CRAVE

ATTRACTIVE, ATTACKING football