When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

van Gaal is AT IT AGAIN



weaving his Dutch MAGIC



van Bommel:" 5 points after 5 games is NOT GOOD ENOUGH"



it also happens to be the WORST START TO A SEASON BY BAYERN FOR 35 years



Mainz are already 7 points AHEAD after 5 games

MAINZ

Yeah whay's happening to Bayern? All the players that came back from the world cup tired and dissapointed?

van Gaal is SHIT

that's what's happening

not sure who to play and in what formation

destroying the players' confidence with STUPID "putting them in their place" remarks rather than building them up

since the beginning of the season he has done so with Müller, Kroos, Klose and to a lesser extent Gomez

utterly useless

and EXACTLY what happened last season

Bayern blame the World Cup, international games and the Dutch FA (concerning Robben)

but really

Klose, Kroos, Olic , Alintop, Gomez... should be VERY FRESH and RESTED

all the players know the system(s)

no new players need to be integrated either

unlike at Schalke

YET AGAIN

Bayern are VERY lucky

Schalke, Bremen, Wolfsburg, Stuttgart, Leverkusen....

have ALL thrown points away for fun AS WELL

the general Bundesliga rule is that Bayern win the title as long as they play at 70% of their potential

at the moment, they are at 20% of what they are capable of

still

as long as they they improve steadily over the coming weeks and reach 90% in the second half, which they will

they will still win the title

the likes of TUCHEL at Mainz expose van Gaal as the Dutch manager that he will always remain though

Alive and Kicking wrote:Yeah whay's happening to Bayern? All the players that came back from the world cup tired and dissapointed?

Yes. You can skip Otto's rant.

only 1 sub used in the last match?

why wasnt Olic used for example? or Altintop? two players that can perform both attacking and defensive duties, surely the solution to a tired team like Bayern who were playing only 3 days after a tough CL match vs Roma.

Magath : best German manager *ever* !

Robbery out now

should be a BLESSING in disguise

let's see what vG can make of it

for once, I agree with Spiegel

Gomez should be the one to benefit

http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussball/0,1518,718941,00.html

Ä wrote:Robbery out now

should be a BLESSING in disguise

let's see what vG can make of it

for once, I agree with Spiegel

Gomez should be the one to benefit

http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussball/0,1518,718941,00.html

Yes good article.

You don't agree with SPON often? I think its one of the better news sites out there, maybe not for sport but its ok.
Hope Gomez will shine now, i still think he is a very good player, its probably his last chance this saison.

Er, I confess I'm confused here, he is/you are not seriously suggesting a 4-4-2 with Müller/Kroos on the Außenbahnen and Gomez plus Klose/Olic up front?!

Mainz >> Bayern

Tuchel >> van Gaal



then again

ANYBODY >>> van Gaal

the next Bayern manager is now likely to be either

Tuchel or Klopp

even if Bayern are unlikely to sack van Gaal before the end of the season

since Klopp will play in the CL with Dortmund NEXT season and Tuchel will NOT with Mainz

chances are the 30-something will work at Säbener Strasse soon

most likely , leading to a direct swap

ie

van Gaal will end up at Mainz

good comment by a chap on sport1

warum die aufregung?
genau so hat bayern doch auch gespielt, bevor robben kam. jetzt, wo sie nicht mehr der fc robben sind, werden neben den spielerischen unzulänglichkeiten auch die defizite van gaal´scher fußballsachkenntnis offenbar. einen stürmer für einen stürmer einzuwechseln, um dann van buyten nach vorne zu stellen,sich zu weigern,mit 2 spitzen zu spielen,obwohl vorne mit einer überhaupt nix geht,keinen neuen, "richtigen" iv zu verpflichten usw.van gaal ist ohne robben nichts wert



Rummenigge saved van Gaal's arse last season by buying Robben in the winter break

BEFORE THAT

van Gaal had failed dysmally to find his starting 11 / system

FC Robben = FC van Gaal

now that robben is out for a few months Bayern are EXACTLY in the same predicament as they were pre-Robben

van Gaal could not sort it out then, he cannot sort it out now

before the Mainz game, even OLIC started to give the Nederlander ADVICE

saying Bayern should play with TWO strikers, instead of just one

he argued that when you lose Robbery, you cannot just replace them with two different players in the same system, because new players have different characteristics

in other words, whoever plays as "Aussenstürmer" as Robberys replacement is NOT REALLY an Aussenstürmer AT ALL

+

most teams park the bus against Bayern

two strikers would therefore be needed

van Gaal , of course, did not get it, and plays Klose as a 10, which is NOT his position AT ALL

and Olic as a LONE STRIKER

which he is NOT AT ALL without the other two Aussenstürmer either

if Dortmund can keep it up, Bayern are out of the title race, which they could only rejoin once Robben is back

then again

what are the odds ?!

ade, our betting man, should get BRILLIANT ODDS for Dortmund to win the title though

might be worth a wager

this could be Häschen's season



this will also make it likely that Klopp will replace Löw after Euro 2012

Ä wrote:



Rummenigge saved van Gaal's arse last season by buying Robben in the winter break

BEFORE THAT

van Gaal had failed dysmally to find his starting 11 / system

August = winter break?

Fail. Again.

bayern extend van Gaal's contract by a year



ie

Lahm and Co will NOT win anything for the next two years



the path is now clear for Klopp to clinch the title with dortmund THIS year

then

Magath will keep the title in the POTT the year later

Ä wrote:bayern extend van Gaal's contract by a year



ie

Lahm and Co will NOT win anything for the next two years



the path is now clear for Klopp to clinch the title with dortmund THIS year

then

Magath will keep the title in the POTT the year later

Lahm and co haven't won something last season....?


O wait now I see...

...you are finally also convinced, like the whole world, it was the Robben one mans show last season....

Even though Robben, according to Otto, was only around for the second half of the season.

I look forward to Magath's glorious title-winning season (in the 2. Bundesliga)... Huntelaar and Raul, that's the Einkaufspolitik that needs to be the model for the Holländer. Ottoland

The problem with first basing everything on an agenda, then constantly citing the last game as defence of your position, is that you end up looking very silly very quickly, the more so when you're rarely in possession of the relevant knowledge.

Bayern now play with DUTCH DUSEL



yet another total voetbal display (against Basel)



then again, these days modern Dutch play Kung Fu Football

van Gaal is still so OLD SCHOOL

the German journalists are now slowly beginning to understand that 60-70% of DUTCH possession means NOTHING , if you don't know what to do with the ball in the final third

just remember

van Gaal has WC Top Scorer MÜLLER in his team

he has ALL TIME LEGEND Klose in his team

he has Stuttgart LEGEND Gomez in his team

and for creativity

he has SHOOTING STAR (of last season) KROOS in his team

add WC Semi-Finalists Schweini and van Bommel

and you get BLOODLESS and WITLESS performances putting Mourinho teams in their shade

word on the streets of Munich is now that Robben will be out for another 3 months

which means, Bayern under van Gaal no longer CAN become Meister



as for Ricardo

Robben is a ONE-TRICK-PONY

van Gaal though has UNTAUGHT Bayern all the tricks they SHOULD have and WOULD have under ANY other manager (bar Klinsi Grinsi)

ie

Robben's ONE trick is NEEDED big time now

@allez

you should show the German ORACLE

MORE RESPECT

95% of my predictions and 99% of my analysis are BANG-ON

NOWADAYS, EVERYBODY knows that Kaymer is Europe's HOTTEST TALENT. BEST GOLFER, and a future Wolrd Number one

I remember the days when I told YOU , ade, children and co about the lad BEFORE he had even won his FIRST MINOR Tournament

and was nearly laughed off this board

the trick is to pick a WINNER

BEFORE

everybody knows about it

not

WHEN everybody knows about it

so please

stop RUBBISHING the oracle

keep it CLEAN and PURE and ask for ADVICE, if you want

in other words

show some FUCKING respect



PS

Löw now says he wants to blood Holtby, Schürrle and Götze SOON



a few months back he said that what Spain had OVER Germany was YEARS OF PLAYING TOGETHER AS ONE UNIT

our friend Deisler already thought that if the CURRENT WC team played TOGETHER for 2 years we could match Spain and even DOMINATE them

well

I predicted that Löw would EXPERIMENT SO MUCH in the coming two years that we would start our first games in Poland/the Ukraine with a completely UNEINGESPIELTE MANNSCHAFT

leading to total DOOM

I wonder whether I got THAT right as well

....Why to get another pony when your old pony is still good enough...

in other words.... It still works so why to use other tricks?

You're not an oracle, you're a stopped clock that's right twice a day.

Since when was I anti-Kaymer?! I'm not even a golf specialist. Kaymer to be one of Europe's heaviest point-scorers at the weekend, have that.

The boys are tired and relatively out of form, there it is. I don't remember you tipping Bayern to get within an ace of a historic treble last season. I tipped Spain to win the World Cup and Germany to make the semi-finals, did you?

Kaymer won the KLM Dutch open if I stand correct. For the rest I hardly follow this, invented by the Dutch, sport.

Well..if you are a one-man team, and that man gets injured...you are just left with a not a very good team. They have a good central midfield, but their defence is a joke and upfront there is all kinds of Kraut Crap. Cant believe they didnt spend money for a good defender.

FC Robben is taking an Oktoberfest-break before the Dortmund game

Ä wrote:

FC Robben is taking an Oktoberfest-break before the Dortmund game

But Robben Ltd. is the only one who doesn't drink a beer.... that's his secret.... :

strange indeed

Robben COULD drink a beer with a clear conscience

he is NOT playing in Dortmund or anywhere else for some time

van Bommel, the CAPTAIN, IS though

yet , he is POSING with the amber nectar

maybe, the good lad does NOT understand the GRAVITY of the current Bayern predicament

these pix QUICKLY come back to haunt you

I remember GOMEZ going to the "Wiesn" last year, outside the "official" Bayern outing and was heavily criticised for it afterwards

Dortmund BEATING Bayern this weekend

would be the beginning of a thoroughly entertaining media CIRCUS in the coming weeks

van Gaal better get his "warmer Mantel"

van Bommel explains that strikers ALWAYS had it difficult in a van Gaal system

ie

do NOT blame Klose, Gomez, Müller, Olic... for NOT scoring

it's all down to how van Gaal plays football

http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/bayern/2010/10/03/mark-van-bommel/bayern-kapitaen-macht-sich-sorgen.html

meanwhile

Olic reiterates his old point in bild

WITHOUT Robbery van Gaal has to pick a system that plays to the STRENGTHS of the remaining players

he CANNOT continue as if nothing had happened



van Gaal , himself, seems to be at a loss of what to do know

saying that , maybe, he should have bought NEW players in the summer



let's pray for a Dortmund VICTORY today

Donner und Blitzen will follow in the Munich media on Monday

Allez les rouges wrote:You're not an oracle, you're a stopped clock that's right twice a day.

Since when was I anti-Kaymer?! I'm not even a golf specialist. Kaymer to be one of Europe's heaviest point-scorers at the weekend, have that.

The boys are tired and relatively out of form, there it is. I don't remember you tipping Bayern to get within an ace of a historic treble last season. I tipped Spain to win the World Cup and Germany to make the semi-finals, did you?

That would be Donald and Westwood h'actually, both of whom are....wait for it...................

............................
............................

.... shall we just say, not German? Sorry fellas

http://www.nu.nl/sport/2348206/bayern-slaat-oktoberfest-slechte-competitiestart.html



....oh wait, no beer for them

Axeslammer wrote:http://www.nu.nl/sport/2348206/bayern-slaat-oktoberfest-slechte-competitiestart.html



....oh wait, no beer for them

I am sure that will teach those lazy Bavarians to play well again...

Bayern have , so far, produced their WORST START EVER

ie

since the Bundesliga was established

even worse than under Klinsi Grinsi



so what does van Gaal do ?

he presents his BOOKS about his VISION/achievements... (German version) to the media+Bayern board

and promptly LECTURES Dummenigge and Co about where they GET IT WRONG



""

Rummenigge drückte er ein Buch in die Hand und sagte: "Für Sie ist das auch wichtig zu lesen."

""



funniest Nederlander of ALL TIME



the Bayern board is already full of egotistical twats

somehow though, van Gaal makes them look like humble pussycats



let's see how long van Gaal lasts

the papers are now all busy listing the MANY mistakes he produces

soon

the shine will be off completely



http://www.zeit.de/sport/2010-10/van-gaal-bayern-buch?page=1

Good to see the bayern management has so much faith in this top trainer...