terms and conditions when Hiddink fucks up

ALLEZ

I predicted Hiddink and Russia would get their ARSES whupped against their dream opponents from Slovenia

Russia now won 2:1 at home

a HOPELESS

AUSGANGSLAGE

if ever there was one

I hope you are a MAN OF HONOUR

your ARSE ( or rather AVATAR) is

MINE

if Hiddink fucks up the return leg

(as , no doubt, the CLUELESS NEDERLANDER, WILL)

shall we say,

YOU have to display an AVATAR of

MY CHOICE

for ONE MONTH ?!

old boy

WG

Yes, and ditto. What a stupid prediction

Allez les rouges wrote:What a stupid prediction

NEVER trust a Nederlander



Hiddink is Hiddink

in Slovenia he will PARK THE BUS and hope to score on the break

this may or may not work

but chances are that Russia will concede within the first 45 minutes of being under siege

then

they will simply give up

as is customary for those fatalistic Russians

it's the kind of scenario Hiddink is NOT equipped for MENTALLY



also note my prediction that Hiddink will manage either Bayern, ManCity or Liverpool

next season

----------------

incidentally

to ALL Spurs fans on here

please send me a CRUEL avatar that allez can display for the next month

ta a lot

Dear oh dear. You really are setting yourself up for a fall old boy!

Still, should you win your bet, I'm sure I can help you find something choice and suitable for Allez to wear

Spider Crouch wrote:Dear oh dear. You really are setting yourself up for a fall old boy!

Still, should you win your bet, I'm sure I can help you find something choice and suitable for Allez to wear

oh ye with no faith

Bernd

by now you should know that I have a habit of hitting the bull's eye with my back to the board

in handcuffs

tied to a wheelchair

or as van Gaal would say

" I am God, and I am never ill

and I am ALWAYS right"



Hiddink is TOAST

the combo of Russian FEAR and Dutch DEFENSIVENESS

is LETHAL

by the way

I would appreciate you or any other Spurs fan sending us the CRUEL Spurs avatar BEFORE the game takes place

I want allez to SWEAT GOOD

to FEAR

that Slovenia go through

since the idea of WEARING THAT AVATAR is just too unbearable



our good Scottish-French friend picked the battle he was NEVER gonna win

wahre G

He's got Pavlyuchenko - he'll be fine.

Well, you'd better not whinge about whatever you're forced to wear

If Russia fail to qualify I'll leave the board permanently.

Allez les rouges wrote:Well, you'd better not whinge about whatever you're forced to wear

oh please

HAVE MERCY



what do you have in mind, allez ?!

nothing with my arch-enemy LÖW, I hope

Black Magic wrote:If Russia fail to qualify I'll leave the board permanently.

I change my mind. I wont log in for the next six months if Russia dont qualify.

Avatar bets are a bit shite. Should be to post a pic of yourself in a bikini or something.

To be fair, Otto's reminded me that I've got plenty of nice options for him, should I win, as I still ought to. To be fair

To be fair

MadVillain wrote:He's got Pavlyuchenko - he'll be fine.

Your wobbly eyed c**t of a manager has fucked him right up though.

The Meerkat will be panting and wheezing after 5 mins and vomitting by the side of the pitch after 20 - Slovenia must seize their opportunity.

Pav will have to watch himself though - he's up against the credit crunch Materazzi:

Black Magic wrote:

Black Magic wrote:If Russia fail to qualify I'll leave the board permanently.

I change my mind. I wont log in for the next six months if Russia dont qualify.

why do you want to punish other EMB members, IF, or shall I say, WHEN Hiddink fucks up ?!

Pierre Littbarski wrote:

MadVillain wrote:He's got Pavlyuchenko - he'll be fine.

Your wobbly eyed c**t of a manager has fucked him right up though.

The Meerkat will be panting and wheezing after 5 mins and vomitting by the side of the pitch after 20 - Slovenia must seize their opportunity.

Pav will have to watch himself though - he's up against the credit crunch Materazzi:

Pav has always been panting and wheezing.

Too tired to play last season

How about this one for Otto?

tell me, fey

what year, do you think, will a DUTCH MANAGER lead ANY team to a WORLD CUP TITLE

for the FIRST TIME ?!

are we still talking about the 21st century IYHO ?

this is a needy attention seeking thread if ever I saw one

nevertheless my suggestion

Pierre Littbarski wrote:

MadVillain wrote:He's got Pavlyuchenko - he'll be fine.

Your wobbly eyed c**t of a manager has fucked him right up though.

The Meerkat will be panting and wheezing after 5 mins and vomitting by the side of the pitch after 20 - Slovenia must seize their opportunity.

Pav will have to watch himself though - he's up against the credit crunch Materazzi:

Your laughable agendas truly know no bounds, do they

Got to say in the stadium for the AZ game we thought Andrei was being a lazy fuck and having another night off. But he played three decisive razor-sharp passes for a hat-trick of assists. That's where his age and experience makes up for his lack of stamina. Surely one of the most efficient footballers out there.

(I used not to have you down as having a preference for the Lampard/Gerrard/Duracell bunny style of player anyway? )

Meerkat





On Pav - It's ridiculous that he's been outcast like this. Anytime he & Defoe have played together they looked immense. He'll go somewhere else and make 'arry look silly.

@ Coops

Never saw the England Brazil game, but I heard Bent Darren was meant to be playing but he went missing in the desert whilst the game was on...

MadVillain wrote:
Never saw the England Brazil game, but I heard

That ends there.

borocooper wrote:

MadVillain wrote:
Never saw the England Brazil game, but I heard

That ends there.

True but what he heard was spot on. Nothing surprising really because it is obvious why Bent wouldn't do well at the highest level. For a team like Sunderland though he can do the job. Poachers just aren't very useful any more except Inzaghi who is a freak of footballing nature.

David Nugent + boot polish = Darren Bent.

Super Higuain wrote:

borocooper wrote:

MadVillain wrote:
Never saw the England Brazil game, but I heard

That ends there.

True but what he heard was spot on. Nothing surprising really because it is obvious why Bent wouldn't do well at the highest level. For a team like Sunderland though he can do the job. Poachers just aren't very useful any more except Inzaghi who is a freak of footballing nature.

A striker of any quality isnt going to do anything without the ball. Some of them will get a bit more of the ball and still do badly, like Rooney did vs Brazil.

Defoe was just as bad when he was on to be honest.

He really did.

Well since Otto won..

How about this for Allez.

I want to have norwegian girlfriend

You've come to the right place