Premier League Fixtures and FA Cup Semi Finals

We're in urop!!!

Glenn definitely has an obsession with penises.It's actually kind of creepy.

So you do you want us to get in the final? I want us to get Chelsea as Spurs always beat us nowadays,hopefully it will go in extra time so Chelsea are tired against us.

Shut up Rai

S4P wrote:Shut up Rai

Whats up bro,I quite like you as a poster so please don't got into hiding after Wednesday when we humiliate you in front of the worlds gazing eyes.

Cheers

Both sides should be favourites playing us but I'll take Chelsea please; Torres will be shit against us, just the way his mindset is. Having said that, we should have beaten Spurs at Anfield so we can match them too.

Fug-Q wrote:

S4P wrote:Shut up Rai

Whats up bro,I quite like you as a poster so please don't got into hiding after Wednesday when we humiliate you in front of the worlds gazing eyes.

Cheers

It's an old EMB saying. No hard feelings.

I won't go into hiding but I don't want a repeat of the SF 2nd leg 3 years ago, where we wasted too many good chances and you scored with your only shot on target

S4P wrote:

Fug-Q wrote:

S4P wrote:Shut up Rai

Whats up bro,I quite like you as a poster so please don't got into hiding after Wednesday when we humiliate you in front of the worlds gazing eyes.

Cheers

It's an old EMB saying. No hard feelings.

I won't go into hiding but I don't want a repeat of the SF 2nd leg 3 years ago, where we wasted too many good chances and you scored with your only shot on target

Well yous had more chances in the 2nd leg but remember we were the team who had the chances in the 1st leg,Chelsea didn't have any because you couldn't get out of your own half.In the end both teams only finished 1 of their chances.Seemed a pretty fair outcome to me.

Anyway I'm sure it won't come down to that this time because while we have improved your team has declined a lot all over the pitch,yous have a much slower team now so yous can't just rely on your athleticism to bully and assault us anymore.

Young the diver

omg AGAIN painful

united got another fluke penalty

a penalty you say?

at Old Trafford you say?

to Manchester United you say?

With my reputation?

Bloody diving cheating foreigners....... oh wait

Glenn's penis wrote:a penalty you say?

at Old Trafford you say?

to Manchester United you say?

With my reputation?

What? Silly conspiracy theorist it's just another coincidence.

These things even themselves out over the course of a season

Well if that's true time is fucking running out for about 7 or 8 crucial decisions to go against United.

Ashley Young has now 'won' eight penalties since the start of 2009-10 in the PL, twice as many as any other player," notes our Football Features editor Mike Adamson on Twitter.

Newcastle United defender Ryan Taylor has tweeted: "Ashley Young is an absolute DISGRACE. He's the biggest cheat in the league. His antics are a joke."

And people wonder why Fergie has won so many PL titles but only 2 CL's,there's your answer.United haven't had any great teams under Fergie,he wins the DPL because his team are very consistent at beating shit teams and he has had the officials in his back pocket for years now.

A Man United executive has a powerful position in the F.A ffs how's that allowed?

Replay has only been shown once.

Sky do it all the time. If the Mancs get a wrong offside against them it gets played 50 times. If they get a wrong offside for them then it doesn't get replayed. Been happening for years. Dunno how anyone couldn't have noticed - they do it every time they play.

Sky have so much power and use it to brainwash the masses that the league isn't fixed,Sky is owned by Rupert Murdoch who is a Crypto Khazar.You never hear in the media that he's a Khazar though,because if people knew how much power they had in the media,banks, government,education etc then people might begin to understand why the world is such an evil and corrupt place.

The whole league is set up for United to win,the F.A let other teams win it now and again to not make it obvious to even the most blind close minded idiots.

Fergie sold his soul to the devil and what a perfect club Man United is for the F.A (which is run by the devil spawn Khazar David Bernstein)to make the biggest club in England and maybe even all across the world,they are the only club to have the devil on their badge which means the Illuminati will want to make them the powerful club in the world,it sends out a strong subliminal message to everyone that the Devil (Khazars god) run this world.

WTF is DPL?

Kimbo wrote:WTF is DPL?

What i've been trying to figure out

Young initiates the contact it is no pen - he brings his foot into clark's foot rather than the other way round.

However in this instance I find it hard to be too critical of teh ref as it looks like a pen.

The Easter Bunny wrote:

Kimbo wrote:WTF is DPL?

What i've been trying to figure out

Dutch Premier League?

Danish?

Dominican?

Djibouti?

Kimbo wrote:WTF is DPL?

Donkey Premier League

Murray wrote:

Kimbo wrote:WTF is DPL?

Donkey Premier League

Bingo! At least someone around here as good observational skills and a good memory.


The Donkeys Premier League tm

cartoon donkeys?

Even a Spanish ref wouldn't be fooled by that pathetic fucking dive.

Both Murdochs puppets Wilkins and Yorke say it was a penalty#brainwashthemasses

Also how many penalties is Rooney had this season? He's had a very average season yet he's somehow on 30 goals and closing in on Van Persie the potato headed inbred c**t.

Glenn's penis wrote:

The Easter Bunny wrote:

Kimbo wrote:WTF is DPL?

What i've been trying to figure out

Dutch Premier League?

Danish?

Dominican?

Djibouti?

Bring back the old WUMS

And what on earth were the Villa defenders doing for the 2nd goal

fcb wrote:And what on earth were the Villa defenders doing for the 2nd goal

Patetic defending from another DPL team,just let United win ffs

Fug-Q wrote:

Murray wrote:

Kimbo wrote:WTF is DPL?

Donkey Premier League

Bingo! At least someone around here as good observational skills and a good memory.


The Donkeys Premier League tm

Poor

Kimbo wrote:

Fug-Q wrote:

Murray wrote:

Kimbo wrote:WTF is DPL?

Donkey Premier League

Bingo! At least someone around here as good observational skills and a good memory.


The Donkeys Premier League tm

Poor

I like it, I think it has a nice ring to it and perfectly describes the football on show in this league.