Premier League Fixtures 17/18/19/21 August 2013

Thanks for letting us know the teams Glenn, I couldn't be bothered scrolling up 4 posts.

debaser wrote:should be an interesting game, looking forward to seeing Spurs new signings. Adebayor and Holtby injured or not even gonna make the bench now?

Adebeyor is on compassionate leave becasue, according to a Spurs insider, his dad washes elephants and his mother is a whore.

Holtby is injured/German

Luis wrote:Thanks for letting us know the teams Glenn, I couldn't be bothered scrolling up 4 posts.

Obviously his post wasn't there when I made mine.

Spurs finding it a bit difficult to break through right now. Palace working hard but don't look too threatening.

Crystal Palace have Moxey.

Jedinak looks good, great save by Speroni

I'm flicking between Spurs and a hatching ostrich egg http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ostrich-egg-cam-live looking closer to a goal in the latter

Sigurdsson used to play for Reading according to Hoddle

why do these c**ts keep getting asked back?

Spurrrrs really need someone to Bale them out.

Palace are holding out well. Lennon has been good getting around the left back and then playing the wrong final ball every time. Paulinho has to find his place in the middle Dembele seems to boss the middle and Chadi started okay. Soldado has not got much to work with. Time Lennon tried attacking more infield with his runs and link up better with their strikers.

luisalbertohedrinksurine wrote:Sigurdsson used to play for Reading according to Hoddle

why do these c**ts keep getting asked back?

eh? he did play for Reading.

soft pen for Spurs

Shame that, don't feel like Palace can score now.

debaser wrote:

luisalbertohedrinksurine wrote:Sigurdsson used to play for Reading according to Hoddle

why do these c**ts keep getting asked back?

eh? he did play for Reading.

Hoddle seemed to think he made his name at Reading. It was Swansea where he proved himself. 

Either way, Hoddle is a c**t. And so am I.

luisalbertohedrinksurine wrote:

debaser wrote:

luisalbertohedrinksurine wrote:Sigurdsson used to play for Reading according to Hoddle

why do these c**ts keep getting asked back?

eh? he did play for Reading.

Hoddle seemed to think he made his name at Reading. It was Swansea where he proved himself. 

Either way, Hoddle is a c**t. And so am I.

He earned a £7m move to Hoffenheim at Reading. you're the only c**t here

anyway he scored his first goal at Shrewsbury, so we made him really

luisalbertohedrinksurine wrote:some saucy debuts so far

Mignolet penalty save
Aspas assist
van Wolf's Winkel goal
Antonio Luna goal

Bony Wilfried goal
Roberto Soldado goalo

@henrywinter: #cfc; Cech; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Cole; Ramires, Lampard; Oscar, Hazard, De Bruyne; Torres.

Mata?

K De Bruyne
First goalscorer 13/2
Anytime goalscorer 17/10

The way the weekend is working out (and with Torres starting) could be worth a flutter.

Rosicky wrote:Mata?

of course it matters.

Chelsea are playing again in 3 days so he'll probably field a completely different front-4 on Wednesday.

Oooh!

Dickofjoy rampaging the Spuuuuurs backline

close by Dik there. good player him. Palace look like they got the workrate but question will be if they got the goals to stay up. need Gayle to do well (and Murray when he gets back). can see why they wanted Bent, 'cause their only proven scorer at this level is Phillips and he's going to be mostly cameos.

Has Gayle looked like he might be worth the money they've apparently paid?

debaser wrote:close by Dik there. good player him. Palace look like they got the workrate but question will be if they got the goals to stay up. need Gayle to do well (and Murray when he gets back). can see why they wanted Bent, 'cause their only proven scorer at this level is Phillips and he's going to be mostly cameos.

losing 1-0 to Spurs thanks to a dodgy penalty is nothing to be ashamed of. Possibly the confirmed bachelor Marouane Chamakh will be first choice when fit/acclimated. He's good enough for Palace to build their attack around him, if you play to his strengths he's a handfull (and not just his penis). Thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in. 

They don't look like this seasons' whipping boys for sure.

christmasborocooper wrote:Has Gayle looked like he might be worth the money they've apparently paid?

not really, but he's got pace & does a lot of pressing high up pitch. still smells a lot of DJ Campbell to me.

christmasborocooper wrote:Has Gayle looked like he might be worth the money they've apparently paid?

Sky didn't show any footage of him shitting gold coins. His fee is mostly add-ons I think, and he didn't score 20 goals in this particular game.

It's not clear to me what he cost, or what the going rate is. If he cost £8m I don't think anyone will be calling him a bargain, based on today.

Great start for spuuurrrrssss

Gareth Gayle looks like a deer caught in the headlights. Seems to like a bit of play acting as well.

Martin Tyler just blew Jose Mourinho on live tv.

Moses not even on the Chelsea's bench, which is just insanely strong. Would like to get him for Everton.

Really surprised with Chelsea's line up, but with games approaching every few days there will be probably a heavy rotation used by Mourinho.