Pre-North London derby banter.

Bring it on - I feel invicible right now!

Charlie George, Rory McGrath, Bob Wilson, Tony Adams, Charlie Nicholas, Lee Dixon, Paul Merson, George Graham, Herbert Chapman - your boys are about to take one hell of a beating!

Saturday is game day, and between 12.45 and 2.45 those Gooners will shoot blanks, and blood will be spilt all over London N5, and I'm not talking about Lilywhite blood cells!

The Cockrel will crow loudest on this day of days!

Queen Henry in King Ledley's pocket!

Lennon Raping your makeshift left-back for the day!

Can anyone stop the Bulgarian Bludgeoner Berbatov?

EDIT: Will Insane Whinger dare risk his life again by confronting The Jolfather on the touchline???

TM... Do you think Berbatov will be playing?

Pfft Henry vs King. Well for you sakes you better hope King does better than Dawson did last time - Sloppy stuff.

This will be the best head to head on Saturday TS.

Brian3-5-2 wrote:TM... Do you think Berbatov will be playing?

Yo TeamSpirit! don't give Brian the inside scoop. He wants to know if he can have Berbatov for double.

It's cool TS! should be one heck of a game. It's too bad Arsenal are worrying about Porto though.

I have a feeling the beast will be unleashed in this game!

Puro wrote:

Brian3-5-2 wrote:TM... Do you think Berbatov will be playing?

Yo TeamSpirit! don't give Brian the inside scoop. He wants to know if he can have Berbatov for double.

It's cool TS! should be one heck of a game. It's too bad Arsenal are worrying about Porto though.

........whatever gave you that idea....

Can't wait to see Tottenham's team, full of exciting British talents, walk all over the lonely, cold frogs of L'Arse.

Hey bobby, what'z ze French for 'should have gone to Barca'?

In Walcott we have the most exciting British talent of them all.

Cesc-Fab wrote:In Walcott we have the most exciting British talent of them all.

Theo went on holiday to Germany. He got to sit in Uncle Sol's lap on the plane, then Uncle Ca$hley's. There was a mobile phone in a pocket

TeamSpirit wrote:

Cesc-Fab wrote:In Walcott we have the most exciting British talent of them all.

Theo went on holiday to Germany. He got to sit in Uncle Sol's lap on the plane, then Uncle Ca$hley's. There was a mobile phone in a pocket

I only seen it the other day through e-mail.

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What I did on my summer holidays By Theo Walcott Esq aged 16 1/2


I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.

On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.

Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop.

In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time ago.

While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her songs, I think she was telling fibs.

I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on it.

All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy, that's why I got taken on holiday.

The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden, Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books, he is rubbish at football though.

Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are here, they are too tight for me.

All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on somebodys spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think.

Cesc-Fab wrote:In Walcott we have the most exciting British talent of them all.

Yeah, one you nicked from us (thanks for the 12 million by the way)...

saintgoingmarching wrote:

Cesc-Fab wrote:In Walcott we have the most exciting British talent of them all.

Yeah, one you nicked from us (thanks for the 12 million by the way)...

Nicked - You make it sound like we only gave you 250k for him. So every young English talent that is snapped up by a larger side is nicked. Did Spurs nick Lennon? No, we both paid a legitimate price.

Its a pleasure giving you the money, knowing full well that it is not being used for reinvestment back into your team. Instead being used to fund Lowe's pheasant hunts and his luxury retirement fund.

Cesc-Fab wrote:
This will be the best head to head on Saturday TS.

Jolfather: "I'm going to make you an offer you cansh refushe"

Insane Whinger: "I'll give you anthing you want, even the kids, I did not see them, I swear."

Jolfather: *Slapping Whinger* I told you I don't f@ck with no kidsh, man"
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I couldn't remember it exactly - but the Theo World Cup Parody is class

@ TS



I think Pardew should have called the Jolfather ...

rai de Hunter wrote:@ TS



I think Pardew should have called the Jolfather ...

Classic Pardew getting someone else to fight his battles.

Jolfather.

My friend has a Jolfather avater on his MSN, its quite funny.

Brian3-5-2 wrote:

Puro wrote:

Brian3-5-2 wrote:TM... Do you think Berbatov will be playing?

Yo TeamSpirit! don't give Brian the inside scoop. He wants to know if he can have Berbatov for double.

It's cool TS! should be one heck of a game. It's too bad Arsenal are worrying about Porto though.

........whatever gave you that idea....

I did two transfers already. Still debating whether or not to do one more. Berbatov? Hmmm...

Cesc-Fab wrote:

saintgoingmarching wrote:

Cesc-Fab wrote:In Walcott we have the most exciting British talent of them all.

Yeah, one you nicked from us (thanks for the 12 million by the way)...

Nicked - You make it sound like we only gave you 250k for him. So every young English talent that is snapped up by a larger side is nicked. Did Spurs nick Lennon? No, we both paid a legitimate price.

Its a pleasure giving you the money, knowing full well that it is not being used for reinvestment back into your team. Instead being used to fund Lowe's pheasant hunts and his luxury retirement fund.

Dear oh dear. If only you'd done your research you'd realise there was a little takeover of Southampton and Tory Boy has now left, taking his rugby coach Masonic lodge twat of a pal with him. New chairman, new manager, new approach. Plenty of investment in the team in the summer, and the club have made it clear that rumours that we'll need to sell (e.g. Bale) in order to buy are unfounded.

But going back to Walcott, I just feel that it's a bit sad when the top clubs can't attract the best youngsters (e.g. Man U with Rooney, Arsenal with Walcott) through offering them more in terms of coaching and protection. They have to buy them. This isn't a jab at Arsenal, though there is a flash of disappointment that Walcott's gone.

Nevermind, we've got Skacel and Rasiak and have recovered from a blip to start marching back up the league (before we march right down again, probably)...

Puro wrote:

Brian3-5-2 wrote:

Puro wrote:

Brian3-5-2 wrote:TM... Do you think Berbatov will be playing?

Yo TeamSpirit! don't give Brian the inside scoop. He wants to know if he can have Berbatov for double.

It's cool TS! should be one heck of a game. It's too bad Arsenal are worrying about Porto though.

........whatever gave you that idea....

I did two transfers already. Still debating whether or not to do one more. Berbatov? Hmmm...

Made one so far. Getting Berbatov and making him captain scores three goals and makes two assists..............

And people wonder why Wenger is so hated:

Arsene Wenger has boldly predicted Arsenal will beat Tottenham in Saturday's north London derby, despite his concerns about tiredness.

"I do not agree at all with the way the fixtures have been organised - it is a farce," said the Arsenal boss, whose side lost to Fulham in midweek.

"We play now a team who did not play in midweek, but we will beat them."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/6197666.stm

Given that Arsenal have lost five matches already this season, this is very, very arrogant.

Still, Henry's got a note from his mum so it'll all be fine. Vive le Jol!

saintgoingmarching wrote:Can't wait to see Tottenham's team, full of exciting British talents, walk all over the lonely, cold frogs of L'Arse.

Hey bobby, what'z ze French for 'should have gone to Barca'?

Let's Hope it! It is a victory for English football if Spurs wins at Arsenal this weekend...!!!

Manager predicts victory in a football match - arrogant b*stard.

Manager predicts the future despite past record not being impressive - idiotic bastard.


Keep sucking on that Wenger cock, Roger. Don't worry, it doesn't make you disloyal to the club you claim to support...

Please find me a quote from a manager saying 'we're gonna lose at the weekend' saint.

But you don't often hear them just say, 'we will beat them'. Normally its hopefully we can get the 3 points or if we play to our full capability we should be able to win.

I hate Tottenham and will want Arsenal..HOWEVER...

I will find it funny if Tottenham win as I hate Wenger!

Roger_Hunt wrote:Please find me a quote from a manager saying 'we're gonna lose at the weekend' saint.

I can probably find a fair few saying 'we don't expect much from a visit to Old Trafford/Emirates/Anfield'...

I see Henry is not going to play, Still reckon Arsenal will win though

saintgoingmarching wrote:

Cesc-Fab wrote:

saintgoingmarching wrote:

Cesc-Fab wrote:In Walcott we have the most exciting British talent of them all.

Yeah, one you nicked from us (thanks for the 12 million by the way)...

Nicked - You make it sound like we only gave you 250k for him. So every young English talent that is snapped up by a larger side is nicked. Did Spurs nick Lennon? No, we both paid a legitimate price.

Its a pleasure giving you the money, knowing full well that it is not being used for reinvestment back into your team. Instead being used to fund Lowe's pheasant hunts and his luxury retirement fund.

Dear oh dear. If only you'd done your research you'd realise there was a little takeover of Southampton and Tory Boy has now left, taking his rugby coach Masonic lodge twat of a pal with him. New chairman, new manager, new approach. Plenty of investment in the team in the summer, and the club have made it clear that rumours that we'll need to sell (e.g. Bale) in order to buy are unfounded.

But going back to Walcott, I just feel that it's a bit sad when the top clubs can't attract the best youngsters (e.g. Man U with Rooney, Arsenal with Walcott) through offering them more in terms of coaching and protection. They have to buy them. This isn't a jab at Arsenal, though there is a flash of disappointment that Walcott's gone.

Nevermind, we've got Skacel and Rasiak and have recovered from a blip to start marching back up the league (before we march right down again, probably)...

I understand that, it would have been interesting to see Walcott playing regular football for Southampton this season - He would rip up the Championship.

I always hated Lowe in interviews - Real pompus idiot.

Beating Birmingham 4-3 was a good result.

Well, we were leading comfortably after 20 minutes, and when it eventually went to 4-3 two of our players were kicking off with one another.

Still, we're 7th, and only 5 points off the top of the league.

Cesc-Fab wrote: I understand that, it would have been interesting to see Walcott playing regular football for Southampton this season - He would rip up the Championship.

I watched Saints-Leeds at St Marys last season and he was anonymous, marked out of the game. Not surprising when you consider his age, but imo he is a great prospect but not a great week-in-week-out player yet.

(Leeds won 4-3 from being 3-0 down - remember that saint? Saints fans stopped singing at 3-2, and were leaving 10 minutes before the end at 3-3. Unbelievably shit support from a home crowd. The travelling Leeds fans in contrast were brilliant)