THE NORTH LONDON DERBY BANTER THREAD

1 RULE: NO RULES!

'Hitler and his Tottenham mates miss fourth Spot'

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dvn8HYp_RD0

'Hitler: Arsenal 3 Spurs 1'

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4FVeMcgJs-U

Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal!

I can't wait for this game now. I haven't been to a North London derby in far too long. Hopefully we can keep up our great recent record against them and see a lot more along the lines of this:

il be watching this as it is a great watch always gets very fired up.

i have gone for an upset though in tottenham to steal a 2-1 win.


they have began to look a lot mroe assured recently.

A decent Saturday game, a pleasant surprise.

Go on Spuds

Wenger displays his negotiating skills

I mean this says it all, you're reduced to bringing up your glory days from twelve years ago. Oh whoops, it was another team...!

Eboue makes an amazing recovery and is fit for this one.

Results this Millennium:

15-09-2007 Tottenham Hotspur 1-3 Arsenal
21-04-2007 Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Arsenal
31-01-2007 Arsenal 3-1 Tottenham Hotspur
24-01-2007 Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Arsenal
02-12-2006 Arsenal 3-0 Tottenham Hotspur
22-04-2006 Arsenal 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur
29-10-2005 Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Arsenal
25-04-2005 Arsenal 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur
13-11-2004 Tottenham Hotspur 4-5 Arsenal
25-04-2004 Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Arsenal
08-11-2003 Arsenal 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur
15-12-2002 Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Arsenal
16-11-2002 Arsenal 3-0 Tottenham Hotspur
06-04-2002 Arsenal 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur
17-11-2001 Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Arsenal
08-04-2001 Arsenal 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur
31-03-2001 Arsenal 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur
18-12-2000 Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Arsenal
19-03-2000 Arsenal 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur

Arsenal wins 11 (eleven)
Draws 8
Tottenham wins 0 (zero)

Those Spuds better get some result.

Unlikely.

EPL table:

1. Arsenal 17 12-4-1 40 34-14 ( @home 9 8-1-0 25 21-6 )
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12. Spurs 17 4-6-7 18 29-29 (away 9 1-5-3 8 10-13 )

Saint Totteringham Day will be very early this year.

I can see Arsenal blitzing Spurs to be honest. Van Persie + Flamini with the goals.

One of the best things about the teams in the London derby is when they play Man Utd - tis always their biggest game of the year!

I recall one of my fave sbieng when we were 0-3 down White Horse Lane and we ended up winning 3-4!

Top stuff!

What are your fave memories of when Man Utd played one of the teams from the London derby?

What about starting your own jack off thread?

Despite most Man U fans being from London, you have f@ck all to do with the North London Derby.

2008: De Guzman's year wrote:What about starting your own jack off thread?

Despite most Man U fans being from London, you have f@ck all to do with the North London Derby.

But tis nay what i said...i was recalling memories with the North London derby teams...!
We play them twice a year so we have something to do with em!

Getting back to the original topic rather than some Cr@p about Man Utd, what team do people expect to see from Spurs? The Arsenal line-up should be fairly predictable but the Spurs side is not as easy to predict. Keane will surely come back into the side up front alongside Berbatov, but who will they play at the back?

At a guess:

---------------Robbo------------

Chimbo--Dawson--Kaboul--Lee

Lennon--Zokora--Jenas---Bale

---------Berbatov--Keane*----

*Is Keane banned?

Expect something like:

Robbo

Chimbonda
Dawson
Kaboul
Lee

Lennon
Jenas
Boateng
Steed

Berbs
Keano

Tweesus of Nazareth wrote:At a guess:

---------------Robbo------------

Chimbo--Dawson--Kaboul--Lee

Lennon--Zokora--Jenas---Bale

---------Berbatov--Keane*----

*Is Keane banned?

Zokora is; Keane isn't. Thought Bale was injured

FFS just discovered i'm going to miss this tie because my channel doesn't carry early kickoffs and not to mention they, inconjunction with the pl fixture authorities, are always blowing fucking Liverpool giving them 3pm kickoffs constantly.

Regardless, we all know Arsenal will win. Probably can even put out the same team they did in the Carling cup as well.

This is from the BBC:

'Ricardo Rocha and Michael Dawson face a race to be fit, while Ledley King's hopes of making a surprise return have been dashed by a thigh complaint.'

It would help is Dawson is out as well, Spurs are really running out of fit defenders. We ought to create plenty of chances against them although Keane and Berbatov will be a threat. Keane always relishes playing against us, and Berbatov finally appears to have found some form.

Dick Grayson wrote:One of the best things about the teams in the London derby is when they play Man Utd - tis always their biggest game of the year!

I recall one of my fave sbieng when we were 0-3 down White Horse Lane and we ended up winning 3-4!

Top stuff!

What are your fave memories of when Man Utd played one of the teams from the London derby?

It ended 5-3, Beckham scored the 5th goal .. cant believe you forgot