by S4P Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:29 pm
Lassana Diarra has been hit by the power of new media technology.
He was forced into giving his first English language Chelsea TV interview on Big Match Countdown two weeks ago by his team-mates. That interview has now received a wider airing.
Basically, the only way to get him to speak in English was by 'gentle' persuasion, so Didier Drogba, Gérémi (his second Dad), Michael Essien, Claude Makelele and Salomon Kalou were enlisted to hold him firm in front of the camera until he spoke.
So entertaining were their efforts that various television stations jumped on the film, including a French one which carries a Sunday morning programme similar to Sky Sports' Soccer AM.
Apparently, it's been on African television too - probably in Ivory Coast, Ghana and Cameroon.
Lassana has been swamped with texts, phone-calls and all sorts of messages. He's not happy!
He stated to me in clear English this week: 'That is it! No more interviews!'
I pointed out that a good English interview now would prove all the mickey takers wrong.
Swift as a Diarra tackle he replied in good English: 'Good English. Fine! In 2010!'
If you haven't seen the interview yet, you can catch it on YouTube.
With so many overseas players here now, language is vital. The ones who seem to develop the best English are those who speak it at home, and that tends to be those who are living with English speaking women.
So of all the overseas players Chelsea has had, Gianluca Vialli and Roberto Di Matteo have become the most fluent speakers. Luca's wife is South African, and Robbie's girlfriend is Irish.
Others have settled in English speaking environments having retired from football, and their English becomes very fluent. Ken Monkou lives in Harrogate. Frank Leboeuf lives in Los Angeles.
Fortunately Ken has yet to pick up a Yorkshire accent, and Frank still has a French one.
The problem for someone like Lassana is that with so many French speakers around, he can get anything important that he doesn't understand easily translated.
What's more, if the manager speaks very good French as well as English, Portuguese and Spanish, not to mention some passable Italian, when there's a message that needs making, it can be made in the player's language.
For those who don't find learning a new language easy, there's plenty of opportunity to avoid learning.
What seems to make people who are struggling with the first basics of English popular with fans, is if they try and give interviews and do their best with the language. Gianfranco Zola started his popularity roll by doing that. Now it is no problem to him to hold an English conversation on the telephone.
This season's signings are coming along well. Khalid Boulahrouz had good English when he joined, and it has improved. As one of the Socom players in the team, he is screaming it off the pitch at regular intervals.
Michael Ballack's English has improved with ease. Salomon Kalou learned English more easily without lessons while living in Holland than he learned Dutch with lessons. Andriy Shevchenko is improving at a better rate now than at first and is becoming comfortable in conversation.
But us English are the worst people in the world to talk about language. Anyone who was in Los Angeles for the press conference introducing John Mikel Obi following his signing must cringe at recollecting the question from the man from The Sun.
'You're English is excellent, where did you learn it?'
Mikel stayed cool. 'Well in Nigeria we speak English. English is the general language.