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    La Saeta Rubia
    La Saeta Rubia


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    Post by La Saeta Rubia Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:05 pm

    Trading Standard Officers have ordered the urgent recall of a defective product found to be faulty and dangerous.

    Over the Christmas and New Year period, tests proved the components in the product called "Chelsea FC" would fall apart when placed under the smallest amount of pressure. Consumers first experienced problems last year, when it was noted the product failed to work properly in Europe.

    Complaints were made about it malfunctioning and then emitting a continuous whining noise - usually in Portuguese. At the time the
    complaints were ignored. But when the product started falling apart in Britain over Christmas, the Trading Standards Authority took action. A spokesman warned: "We particularly want to stress to parents that, with "Chelsea FC", there is a genuine risk of choking that may end in tears come May."

    Despite assurances from the company behind the product that action was taken to correct the faulty parts, including abandoning the use of the highly unpredictable and sub-standard component "Robert Huth", malfunctions have continued. Consumers have been urged to check the small print carefully for the words "this product may contain traces of Shevchenko". If that is the case buyers of the product are urged to put it back in its box and return immediately. "Shevchenko" has been known to cause a severe allergic reaction in many consumers, causing them to shout involuntarily "You useless Ukrainian t**t" and "For f*** sake, bring back Carlton Cole."
    toon h
    toon h


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    Post by toon h Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:07 pm

    Did you find this on a Madrid website LSR and you changed the names?
    La Saeta Rubia
    La Saeta Rubia


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    Post by La Saeta Rubia Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:10 pm

    toon h wrote:Did you find this on a Madrid website LSR and you changed the names?

    lol na, a mate of mine emailed it to me, thought it was funny Razz
    TM
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    Post by TM Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:11 pm

    Actually it was firsted post on the Barca website for 6 odd years Wink
    toon h
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    Post by toon h Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:25 pm

    La Saeta Rubia wrote:
    toon h wrote:Did you find this on a Madrid website LSR and you changed the names?

    lol na, a mate of mine emailed it to me, thought it was funny Razz

    it WAS funny. Just kidding.
    Keano Is God
    Keano Is God


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    Post by Keano Is God Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:49 pm

    LMAO lol!
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    Post by fcb Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:18 pm

    Haha, brilliant!

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