IF you live in England as an Englander
it's sad, but so common as to be no longer seen as a mental illness
a bit like Jonathan Woss, David Walliams... pretending to be funny
the problem is when you speak out of your arse in the name of one of Germany's best midfielders ever
if the real Pierre Littbarski knew what drivel this imposter on our board was spouting in his name, he would get his Sombrero, join forces with Lothar and relive our worst nightmares: the official 1986 World Cup song
therefore, please sign this petition to strip "Pierre Littbarski" of his wonderful German name
it's a disgrace