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Tweedle wrote:Its meant to be 'molest her' rez. at least get the wind up right

And he didn't even touch her, she later revealed that she fabricated the story

People who make up rape allegations should be jailed for the same length of time that the alleged would have been jailed for. It's all too easy for women (and men, though much less so) to just make this shit up, ruin some poor person's life for months and then get away with it, even if it's revealed that they made it up.

Alternatively, we could adopt Roman justice methods, and hence someone who has made a false rape allegation should be publicly raped by way of punishment.

Like in the War when they chopped off the hair of the people that had 'slept with the enemy'.

Another good example of 'Band Of Brothers' showing it as it was saints

Public rape, I dont think it would catch on, dont know why

They could glitz it up with cheerleaders and light displays, that might work

Rez wrote:Public rape, I dont think it would catch on, dont know why

It caught on in Rome, and these days we've got even more liberal fuckwits to confuse matters and make it seem like it's okay...

What? they use to rape people in the colosseums as a show?

Well, I'm only going on what I've been told by someone who studied Classics, but as far as I know it wasn't part of the coliseum shows, but generally took place in squares.

Strange.

I heard a lot of dodgy things about the Romans though. Apparently at dinner parties it was common for the guests to partake in sex games after the meal, much like nowadays we play card.

I specifically remember that couple wheelbarrow racing was one of them

Watch Caligula, that had some crazy sexual practices.

These Romans are crazy...

Rez wrote:Watch Caligula, that had some crazy sexual practices.

wasn't that the most expensive porn movie ever made?

Tweedle wrote:

Rez wrote:Watch Caligula, that had some crazy sexual practices.

wasn't that the most expensive porn movie ever made?

That would be The Private Gladiator.

Well it wasnt porn, it was a bit like eyes wide shut on crack. It was weird though, if you think thats porn, you lead a sheltered life.

or the one, were they have sex at zero gravity, that must have been expensive. Anyone seen it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_Gladiator

Softcore porn > Hardcore.

I'd rather watch a Russ Meyer film anyday.

Parks lives wrote:Softcore porn > Hardcore.

I'd rather watch a Russ Meyer film anyday.

teenstarsmagazine >>>>> publicinvasion

Rez wrote:Well it wasnt porn, it was a bit like eyes wide shut on crack. It was weird though, if you think thats porn, you lead a sheltered life.

I haven't seen it

I hear it somewhere though, although I'm clearly confusing it with private gladiator as they're based in similar times

Viz>>>>>>>>>>>Playboy

Rez wrote:Viz>>>>>>>>>>>Playboy

Damn straight!

My girlfriend got me about 5 huge Viz annuals for Christmas

Mine unfortunately doesnt have that sense of humour, she got me a poncy coffee table book about beauty of the naked female art form, shes a classy girl

So its basically a book on still photography?

I like stuff like that although its reusable quality is lost once the pages get too stuck together and start tearing

joke

We both tried to raise our game this year. Last year went pretty badly, I got her a cook book and she got me an incredibly gay jumper, neither were used

You are so under the thumb...

Rez wrote:Is he any good my brother raves about him and hes awesome in pro evo 6, but I looked at his stats and he only scored 2 goals last season.

Van Basten thinks so. Hence he's better than Makaay, Hasselbaink, John, Vennegoor, RVN, Koevermans.

@DD

I take it your being sarcastic, I was just wondering because my brother always talks about him being the great dutch hope.

@Tweedle,

Yeah its still photography, its done really well, its a art house coffe table book. But my house isnt the sort of place you leave fancy books around, as one of my flatmates may abuse it. But saying that even though its got loads of hot naked women, its not sexual at all, I guess its the same as seeing pictures of naked women in the tate.

Ps how gay is the jumper, like Dolce and Gabana/Paul & Joe, gay or is it All Saints/Reiss gay? If its the latter its acceptable amongst most hetro/metro men.

Its as gay as saints

Tweedle wrote:Its as gay as saints

Weak.

Real Madrid want to bring Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho and vice-skipper Frank Lampard to the Bernabau. (The Sun)

Mourinho alone would be fine. No thanks Flumps.