Myths about your team

Either by the media or opposing fans that annoys you.


1) Rooney carries our team
2) Ronaldo dives (first really bad one he's had all season today)
3) Our central midfield is weak
4) Saha isn't good enough for a team like Man United.

1) Steven Gerrard carries the team.
2) Rotation is bad.
3) Our fans are thuggish, thieving little murderes.
4) Luis Garcia is a liability.
5) Carragher and Hyypia carry our defence.

I'll stop at there.

...For now.

Thought you'd have Sissoko can't pass.

our main myth at the moment seems to be that Maccarone is good enough to start. Despite the fact when he starts he's shit.

1) Our fans are all hooligans
2) We dont play attractive football
3) We dont have a youth acedamy
4) We will get banned by the Uefa..

Midget the Christmas poo wrote:1) Our fans are all hooligans
2) We dont play attractive football
3) We dont have a youth acedamy
4) We will get banned by the Uefa..

I should really put this thread in the European leagues as it applies to all teams.

1. Lampard is shit.
2. Sheva is past it.
3. Wright-Phillips deserves to be in the team.
4. John Terry is average.
5. We're only good because of the money we have.
6. We're boring.

Deap breath...

1. We hate defenders and only want strikers.
2. We would rather lose 4-3 than win 1-0.
3. We bang on about being a big club.
4. We bang on about being the most loyal supporters in the world.
5. We were getting attendences of only a few thousend in the 80s.
6. We have NO good defenders.
7. Our fans are all big fat tattooed blokes that walk around topless regardless of the weather.
8. Obafemi mothafuckin Martins has been a flop.
9. Shay Given only looks good because he has alot to do.
10. We've never won a trophy.

That's enough for the time being.

1. Ajax play Total Football (at this moment in time .. in the past yes)

rai de Hunter wrote:1. Ajax play Total Football (at this moment in time .. in the past yes)

Good one

Snowbispo wrote:1) Steven Gerrard carries the team.
2) Rotation is bad.
3) Our fans are thuggish, thieving little murderes.
4) Luis Garcia is a liability.
5) Carragher and Hyypia carry our defence.

I'll stop at there.

...For now.

you left out the worst one of all obi..

-can't defend set pieces.

do these people ever check the records of other teams

- our short name is Inter Milan (lets just say Inter, ok?)
- Inter have always been the 3rd best team from Italy (sure, so who plays the derby of Italy?? Till the late 80s Inter were the most successful italian club in europe, and 2nd most successful in Serie A)
- Ibra is not a top striker and was a bad buy (You should watch some games this season!!)
- Inter have a poor defence (yeah, right! Cordoba, Samuel, Zanetti, Grosso, Maicon, Materazzi, Burdisso, Maxwell, Andreolli = best defence in Serie A!! The only reason Inter conceed so many goals is coz Mancio likes to attack a lot, and most goals have been let in after Inter had alread put the result beyond doubt!).
- Zanetti is past it now (his performances, work rate, and number of games played have remained the same for 10 years now)
- Inter got lucky coz of calciopoli (just like Carl Lewis got lucky Ben Johnson took drugs and they only striped him of his last medal!).

he said myths bluenine

funny man

Deano Di Canio wrote:he said myths bluenine