Rank Your Favourite EPL Clubs

the international break is almost upon us, so...

What are your favourite teams in the EPL to watch? Rank in order

For me:

1. Arsenal (obviously)
2. Man City - been fantastic this season + have the underdog tag. Young squad to boot and likely to strengthen in future
3. Portsmouth - very energic. Seem to play without fear at present
4. West Ham Utd - Really improved and are playing some great football this season
5. Newcastle Utd - Not great football but have a soft spot for them
6. Man Utd - Great to watch, but a bit lower than they should be due to rival status
7. Spurs - Same as Man Utd
8. Blackburn - Improving year on year and adding more and more flair + have some likeable players
9. Aston Villa - Some good young english talent
10. Reading - Bit of an underdog, but due to the fact they have little money are still capable of decent football
11. Chelsea - Moving up rapidly
12. Everton - Moving up as well, not Cahill is back
13. Fulham - bit of a soft spot + entertaining in their last minute collapses
14. Liverpool - some good players, but usually when I do watch them, they choose to play some diar football
15. Middlesbrough - some young english players, but this season have lacked flair
16. Sunderland - Not very good really, but I like Gordon and Leadbetter
17. Birmingham - They have Djourou and have potential to play with a bit of flair if a few players return from injury
18. Bolton - Anelka and Diouf are slightly cuntish, and they're two of my faovurite players!
19. Wigan - Diar and getting worse
20. Derby - I like Giles Barnes. When he gets a bit fitter, who knows, but at present, they're a walking disaster

I don't really know...for me I decide what matches to watch based on both teams. So just Arsenal playing Fulham won't interest me, but if it's something like Arsenal-Blackburn, then that's a great match.

Tweedle wrote:energic Cahill diar Leadbetter cuntish Giles Barnes

I like watching the highlights

1. Chelsea
2. Pompey - Our whipping boys
3. Man City
4. Man Utd
5. Arsenal
6. Blackburn - See Pompey
7. Reading
8. West Ham
9. Bolton
10. Newcastle
11. Sunderland
12. Everton
13. Birmingham
14. Middlesborough
15. Wigan
16. Aston Villa - Always perform very stubbornly against us and then roll over against Man Utd.
17. Spurs
18. Liverpool
19. Derby
20. Fulham - c**ts

1. Newcastle
2. Arsenal - They seem to rub up Pool and Man U the wrong way. Yes they hoard good youngsters so no one esle can get them, and yes they are G14 scum, but they di play the best football in the league and have alot of likeable players(Fab, RVP etc)
3. Man City - I like some of their players, Ricky Hatton and the Gallaghers are fans.
4. Wigan - I like their chairman.
5. Derby - Feel sorry for them.
6. Birmingham - Och!
7. Bolton - Indifferent
8. Portsmouth - Indifferent
9. Blackburn - Indifferent
10. Reading - Indifferent
11. Fulham - Indifferent
12. Aston Villa - Honestly, i don't care either way about this lot.
13. West Ham Utd - Indifferent
14. Middlesbrough - Meh. We are their rivals, they aren't ours.
15. Chelsea - They hoard good midfielders and Roman kicked us out of the big 4.
16. Tottenham - The posterclub for London hype.
17. Everton - 'Orrible club. Rubbish football for as long as i can remember, and bitter hateful fans.
18. Liverpool - Horrible football for as long as i can remember. Irritating manager. They hoard good midfielders. G14 Scum.
19. Man Utd - What is there to like? A soulless hovel of a football club. The MacDonalds of football. Their fans are unbearable and in my experiance are arrogant ignorant fanboy cretins. G14 Scum.
20. Sunderland - Bitter, jealous scum! Ugly people, ugly city, ugly cramped stadium, shithouse players, a c**t of a chairman and a c**t of a manager.

1. Liverpool
2. Portsmouth - I like Harry Redknapp - very underrated manager, and Portsmouth play some nice football
3. Newcastle Utd - Always had a soft spot for them. I don't like big Sam, but I like their stripy kit!
4. Man City - A generally likable team, even more so now they're playing sexy football
5. Aston Villa - I like villa because I like O'Neill
6. Arsenal - Sexy football
7. Fulham - I don't like the club, but I want Sanchez to do well. He has cool glasses.
8. Blackburn - After being accused of being purely ugly and physical team, Hughes has made them play nice football and completely turned them around
9. Sunderland - I want Keane to do well even if he's an ex - manc.
10. Man u - Bastards, but nice football so...
11. Middlesbrough - Lots of English talent, i want them to do well
12. Everton - I like Arteta and Cahill, but Everton never really seem to do anything worth remembering
13. Chelsea - I much prefered Chelsea under Jose...they were interesting then!
14. Spurs - I know a Spurs fan and he's a knob, so I dont like Spurs because of that
15. Wigan - Boring team
16. Reading - They've done well, but still...
17. Birmingham - Boring team
18. Bolton - boooorrriiinngg
19. Derby - Waste of space
20. West Ham - low to piss off deano

1. Manutd - They are awesome to watch
2. Newcastle - They have the best shirts and best fans
3. Man City - Samaras and countless more good players
4. Portsmouth - Great fans play with grit and determination!! 5. Arsenal - RVP, decent kit..horrible fans though
6. Everton - Sounds like Manga movie...shame they arent as cool.
7. Fulham - Because I like Harrods!!
8. Derby - Awesome name, cool logo...and you always get to see a few goals when they are playing
9. Birmingham - Because I like Daniel de Ridder..
10. Aston Villa - Cause they always end near 10th place
11. Sunderland - Cause I dont mix them up with Southhampton no more.
12. Reading - Almost as boring as a book
13. Bolton Wanderers - A team I usually forget about..
14. Middlesborough - Because of their creepy ginger supporters
15. Wham! - Cause of Deano
16. Blackburn Rovers - Cause I always forget this team
17. Wigan Athletic - That name alone makes me depressed
18. Spurm - Cause they sacked Jol!! And cause I hate them
19. Liverpool(without Kuyt) - Pretty boring huh? Ugly shirts dito stadium.
20. Chelsea - It's like watching the Eiffeltower in Las Vegas

1.) Liverpool - expect the unexpected
2.) Portsmouth - abundance of black players and I fucking love niggers
3.) Derby - They're $h!t and they know they are, always goals
5.) Wigan & Reading. I'm bald and literate.
6.) Arsenal - their neat little triangles remind me of Mrs Hysen's twit
8.) Manchester & Chelsea - It's not their fault if they don't win.
9.) Everton - Remind me of Liverpool 5 years ago
11.) Blackburn & Bolton - There's a reason people think they play $h!t football. They do.
12.) Sunderland - I wish someone would give me a football club so I could learn how to manage.
13.) West Ham - it's not about the football it's about the injuries
16.) Fulham, Middlesborough, Birmingham - who?
17.) Man City - sickens me that Sven couldn't so this for England
18.) Newcastle - bring back Keegan
19.) Villa - too many malados, God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Jamelia.
20.) Spurs - Obviously

kas wrote:I don't really know...for me I decide what matches to watch based on both teams. So just Arsenal playing Fulham won't interest me, but if it's something like Arsenal-Blackburn, then that's a great match.

Just saw the title of the thread is favourite clubs in general, not just who you like to watch, so on that basis, here goes:

1. Newcastle - been the club I always follow in the Premiership, used to check their scores and stuff before I really got into football or even started watching it. I used to watch Newcastle whenever possible under Bobby Robson, because the football was great. Since then, it's gotten worse and worse.

2. Blackburn - lot of respect for what Mark Hughes has done...quality squad, decent football, and with a good chance to beat all their foreign investor rivals around them in the table, without the equivalent funding.

3. Chelsea - surprised myself that I'm putting them here, but after Jose leaving and Ten Cate coming in, I want to see them do well. Just not against Barça in Europe

4. Everton - again, just like Blackburn, respect for the squad Moyes has built and the results he's got on a limited budget.

5. Boro - totally harmless, great chairman

6. Man. Utd. - good football, good players

7. West Ham - good tradition of young players, and good football

8. Birmingham - my favourite of the 3 promoted sides

9. Spurs - want to see them do well with Ramos there...if only they had a better board

10. Portsmouth - everybody loves them except Saints fans...they're alright I guess. That new stadium would have been awesome if they put it half in the water like the original plans

11. Man. City - no feelings either way

12. Arsenal - good football, and they're kind enough to give Cesc an apprenticeship, but in general they're disgraceful thieves, which is why I put them down here

13. Liverpool - always been dull and defensive since I started watching football (they were under Houllier then) and always had the most uninteresting squads of the other big teams...and now they steal young players too

14. Aston Villa - don't really rate Martin O'Neill

15. Reading - Coppell's alright

16. Fulham - used to like them a lot when Coleman was there, but under this hoofball merchant/professor wannabe, I don't care much at all

17. Bolton -

18. Sunderland - boring overpriced players, arrogant manager...nothing to do with supporting Newcastle, since I don't particularly have local ties

19. Derby - make me cringe

20. Wigan - please get relegated and never come back up

The top 4 would be: Arsenal, Portsmouth and Manchester teams. Chelsea is starting to be enjoyable to watch as well.

Harry Redknapp is a very underated coach. He never park a bus.

rza wrote:The top 4 would be: Arsenal, Portsmouth and Manchester teams. Chelsea is starting to be enjoyable to watch as well.

Harry Redknapp is a very underated coach. He never park a bus.

No, he just packs loads of young Africans in them.

Christmas Turkey wrote:1. Liverpool
2. Portsmouth - I like Harry Redknapp - very underrated manager, and Portsmouth play some nice football
3. Newcastle Utd - Always had a soft spot for them. I don't like big Sam, but I like their stripy kit!
4. Man City - A generally likable team, even more so now they're playing sexy football
5. Aston Villa - I like villa because I like O'Neill
6. Arsenal - Sexy football
7. Fulham - I don't like the club, but I want Sanchez to do well. He has cool glasses.
8. Blackburn - After being accused of being purely ugly and physical team, Hughes has made them play nice football and completely turned them around
9. Sunderland - I want Keane to do well even if he's an ex - manc.
10. Man u - Bastards, but nice football so...
11. Middlesbrough - Lots of English talent, i want them to do well
12. Everton - I like Arteta and Cahill, but Everton never really seem to do anything worth remembering
13. Chelsea - I much prefered Chelsea under Jose...they were interesting then!
14. Spurs - I know a Spurs fan and he's a knob, so I dont like Spurs because of that
15. Wigan - Boring team
16. Reading - They've done well, but still...
17. Birmingham - Boring team
18. Bolton - boooorrriiinngg
19. Derby - Waste of space
20. West Ham - low to piss off deano

f@ck off

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19. Everton (delusions of grandeur)

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475. Man U (awful in every single respect. And all of their fans smell)

What a bunch of muppetts.

I lost interest in the majority of opinions when Bolton were placed higher than Spurs -

Spurs, the team who are only behind United and Arsenal in number of goals scored this season.

Bolton, who the Beyern game apart, are about as exciting a prospect as sandpapering your ballsack.

Mine is, without the cuntish bias:

1) Man united
2) Arsenal
3) Spurs
4) West ham
5) Chelsea
6) Liverpool
7) Newcastle
Portsmouth
9) Villa
10) Man City
11) Everton

Rest of the league Im not really bothered about, watch them when they are on, but dont rate them as particularly entertaining

1. Arsenal
2. Man City
3. Everton
4. Aston Villa
5. Blackburn
6. Spuds
7. Sunderland
8. Pompey
9. Chelsea
10. Reading
11. Brmingham City
12. Derby
13. Wigan
14. Newcastle
15. Boro
16. Man Utd
17. West Ham
18. Fulham
19. Bolton
20. Liverpool

The Real Martin Troll wrote:What muppetts Spurs sandpapering cuntish Spurs dont rate them

well said

Roger Hunt wrote:
475. Man U (awful in every single respect. And all of their fans smell)

One in three United fans are gay and more than one in three gay men with HIV have unprotected sex

The-Frank-Tavern wrote:1. Arsenal
2. Man City
3. Everton
4. Aston Villa
5. Blackburn
6. Spuds
7. Sunderland
8. Pompey
9. Chelsea
10. Reading
11. Brmingham City
12. Derby
13. Wigan
14. Newcastle
15. Boro
16. Man Utd
17. West Ham
18. Fulham
19. Bolton
20. Liverpool

Traitor!!!

The-Frank-Tavern wrote:1. Arsenal
2. Man City
3. Everton
4. Aston Villa
5. Blackburn
6. Spuds
7. Sunderland
8. Pompey
9. Chelsea
10. Reading
11. Brmingham City
12. Derby
13. Wigan
14. Newcastle
15. Boro
16. Man Utd
17. West Ham
18. Fulham
19. Bolton
20. Liverpool

For somebody who doesn't like the club a lot, you have an awful lot to say about them, most of which is now explained by your admission of dislike.

I don't like marmite but i don't buy it just to slate it

1. Manchester United
2. Arsenal
3. Everton
4. Blackburn
5. West Ham United
6. Pompey
7. Spurs
8. Sunderland
9. Chelsea
10. Newcastle United
11. Man City
12. Aston Villa
13. Fulham
14. Liverpool
15. Boro
16. Bolton
17. Birmingham
18. Reading
19. Wigan
20. Derby

Lee Bowyer wrote:

Christmas Turkey wrote:1. Liverpool
2. Portsmouth - I like Harry Redknapp - very underrated manager, and Portsmouth play some nice football
3. Newcastle Utd - Always had a soft spot for them. I don't like big Sam, but I like their stripy kit!
4. Man City - A generally likable team, even more so now they're playing sexy football
5. Aston Villa - I like villa because I like O'Neill
6. Arsenal - Sexy football
7. Fulham - I don't like the club, but I want Sanchez to do well. He has cool glasses.
8. Blackburn - After being accused of being purely ugly and physical team, Hughes has made them play nice football and completely turned them around
9. Sunderland - I want Keane to do well even if he's an ex - manc.
10. Man u - Bastards, but nice football so...
11. Middlesbrough - Lots of English talent, i want them to do well
12. Everton - I like Arteta and Cahill, but Everton never really seem to do anything worth remembering
13. Chelsea - I much prefered Chelsea under Jose...they were interesting then!
14. Spurs - I know a Spurs fan and he's a knob, so I dont like Spurs because of that
15. Wigan - Boring team
16. Reading - They've done well, but still...
17. Birmingham - Boring team
18. Bolton - boooorrriiinngg
19. Derby - Waste of space
20. West Ham - low to piss off deano

f@ck off

West Ham are also low because they have retard hooligan fans.

Actually I'm not a hater, I don't dislike any team, I just like to watch a good game.

1 Arsenal
2 Man utd (because the way they play)
3 Portsmouth (because of Utaka, Benjani, Campbell)
4 Everton (because of Arteta, Cahill)
5 Man City
6 Chelsea
7 Blackburn
8 Newcastle
9 Liverpool
10 Reading
11 Tottenham
12 West ham
13 Bolton
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19 Wigan
18 Derby
19 Sunderland
20 Fulham

The Real Martin Troll wrote:
Mine is, without the cuntish bias:

Without bias? isn't bias what the thread is about? Look alive 0trick.

1. Man United - The obvious
2. Spurs - English talents, great football, kind of a bond
3. Fulham - Never a dull match
4. Villa - English talents, good football, O'Neil
5. Sunderland - Keane

------------------- the rest ---------------------

19. Arsenal - The hype that goes with them, Manager is a tw*t.
20. Liverpool - Horrible fans, dire football

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:
Mine is, without the cuntish bias:

Without bias? isn't bias what the thread is about? Look alive 0trick.

No no no Kimmy, I presume you are still struggling from all the brown ale you drank on the weekend. Its about what footballing sides you enjoy watching.

Now, for me - I intensely dislike Arsenal for example, however I am not stupid- I know a good team when I see one, and they are great to watch on their day. Certainly more enjoyable to watch then, say Middlesboro- who I dont have anything against at all

The Real Martin Troll wrote:

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:
Mine is, without the cuntish bias:

Without bias? isn't bias what the thread is about? Look alive 0trick.

No no no Kimmy, I presume you are still struggling from all the brown ale you drank on the weekend. Its about what footballing sides you enjoy watching.

Now, for me - I intensely dislike Arsenal for example, however I am not stupid- I know a good team when I see one, and they are great to watch on their day. Certainly more enjoyable to watch then, say Middlesboro- who I dont have anything against at all

Kimmy is right one trick

The very title of the thread implies bias


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20)- to quote allez - The loathsome dungheap club

The Real Martin Troll wrote:

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:
Mine is, without the cuntish bias:

Without bias? isn't bias what the thread is about? Look alive 0trick.

No no no Kimmy, I presume you are still struggling from all the brown ale you drank on the weekend. Its about what footballing sides you enjoy watching.

Now, for me - I intensely dislike Arsenal for example, however I am not stupid- I know a good team when I see one, and they are great to watch on their day. Certainly more enjoyable to watch then, say Middlesboro- who I dont have anything against at all

No it's not. It's about who you hate and who you hate less.

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:
Mine is, without the cuntish bias:

Without bias? isn't bias what the thread is about? Look alive 0trick.

No no no Kimmy, I presume you are still struggling from all the brown ale you drank on the weekend. Its about what footballing sides you enjoy watching.

Now, for me - I intensely dislike Arsenal for example, however I am not stupid- I know a good team when I see one, and they are great to watch on their day. Certainly more enjoyable to watch then, say Middlesboro- who I dont have anything against at all

No it's not. It's about who you hate and who you hate less.

Maybe it is. Maybe it isnt.

Did N'Zogbia score this weekend?

The Real Martin Troll wrote:

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:
Mine is, without the cuntish bias:

Without bias? isn't bias what the thread is about? Look alive 0trick.

No no no Kimmy, I presume you are still struggling from all the brown ale you drank on the weekend. Its about what footballing sides you enjoy watching.

Now, for me - I intensely dislike Arsenal for example, however I am not stupid- I know a good team when I see one, and they are great to watch on their day. Certainly more enjoyable to watch then, say Middlesboro- who I dont have anything against at all

No it's not. It's about who you hate and who you hate less.

Maybe it is. Maybe it isnt.

Did N'Zogbia score this weekend?

N'Zogbia was at left back because our manager is a fathead. He set up a great chance for Owen("the great goalscorer) though, who managed to f@ck it up royally. It was a beautiful inswinging cross from deep, came down in the perfect spot.

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:
Mine is, without the cuntish bias:

Without bias? isn't bias what the thread is about? Look alive 0trick.

No no no Kimmy, I presume you are still struggling from all the brown ale you drank on the weekend. Its about what footballing sides you enjoy watching.

Now, for me - I intensely dislike Arsenal for example, however I am not stupid- I know a good team when I see one, and they are great to watch on their day. Certainly more enjoyable to watch then, say Middlesboro- who I dont have anything against at all

No it's not. It's about who you hate and who you hate less.

Maybe it is. Maybe it isnt.

Did N'Zogbia score this weekend?

N'Zogbia was at left back because our manager is a fathead. He set up a great chance for Owen("the great goalscorer) though, who managed to f@ck it up royally. It was a beautiful inswinging cross from deep, came down in the perfect spot.

Oh right, so no then.

Shame. Lennon did

The Real Martin Troll wrote:

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:

Krimbo wrote:

The Real Martin Troll wrote:
Mine is, without the cuntish bias:

Without bias? isn't bias what the thread is about? Look alive 0trick.

No no no Kimmy, I presume you are still struggling from all the brown ale you drank on the weekend. Its about what footballing sides you enjoy watching.

Now, for me - I intensely dislike Arsenal for example, however I am not stupid- I know a good team when I see one, and they are great to watch on their day. Certainly more enjoyable to watch then, say Middlesboro- who I dont have anything against at all

No it's not. It's about who you hate and who you hate less.

Maybe it is. Maybe it isnt.

Did N'Zogbia score this weekend?

N'Zogbia was at left back because our manager is a fathead. He set up a great chance for Owen("the great goalscorer) though, who managed to f@ck it up royally. It was a beautiful inswinging cross from deep, came down in the perfect spot.

Oh right, so no then.

Shame. Lennon did

So i heard. Been a while hasn't it? Willl it win goal of the month? I haven't seen it yet.