Jol to Hamburg now likely

http://www.sport1.de/de/sport/artikel_2240112.html

astonishing, if true

he nearly got Spurs relegated despite having spent BIG BUCKS

gets sacked and rightly so

and as a reward could now be appointed at a FAR BIGGER club in Germany (the Bundesliga's 2nd biggest all-time club)

where he is likely to play in the CL (or the CL qualifiers)

sounds like a repeat of the Lama at Sparta fiasco followed by a move to Barca

=

the power of the colour ORANGE

thought Hamburg were 4th surely struggling to get ECL football

Jol is the best manager ever!

The-Frank-Tavern wrote:thought Hamburg were 4th surely struggling to get ECL football

it's tight alright

with any half-decent manager HSV would still do it with three games in hand

Stevens could indeed f@ck this up

as a Hamburg fan I have faith they'll still do it

So far we have managers at Schalke and HSV then. The complete failure of Klinsmann at munich will asure a free path for van Gaal. These are the biggest team in German football!!!

Ha! I predict in five years we have a Dutchie training the German team.

Yes our masterplan is working Muhahahahaha

Meanwhile there might come a foreign coach to the Eredivisie..bit of a shocker imo.

@dutchies

you are a lucky lot

when it comes to jobs achievements count for little in Holland

you just have to be

maybe explains why your economy is not as strong as it should be

wahre G

HAHAHAHAH it gets even better!!!!


YO OTTO

I like HSV, and Schalke...but also like Dortmund. Now its a shame that last one doesnt have a Dutch coach anymore (uberloser Doll they have now)

But luckily they can join the ranks of Schalke and HSV...cause Beenhakker will go to Dortmund!!!



Just came in

'Beenhakker aan de slag bij Dortmund'

Leo Beenhakker gaat komend seizoen aan de slag als hoofdtrainer van Borussia Dortmund. De huidig bondscoach van Polen tekent zeer spoedig zijn contract bij de Duitse subtopper, zo meldt ELF Voetbal.

De 65-jarige Rotterdammer wordt bij Dortmund de opvolger van Thomas Doll, die niet naar behoren presteerde. Beenhakker zal overigens wel gewoon eerst zijn werkzaamheden bij het nationale elftal van Polen, dat komende zomer deelneemt aan het EK, afronden.

De Nederlander gaf al in een eerder stadium aan open te staan voor een nieuwe uitdaging. Binnen de Poolse voetbalbond was het regelmatig een rommeltje, waardoor Beenhakker zich niet volledig gewaardeerd voelde als bondscoach.

The masterplan is working Otto

Im expecting to see a picture with foam on your mouth Otto



Beenhakker the guy that answered the question with what is wrong with German football with:'Haben Sie eine Stunde"

Is gonna coach one of Germany's biggest teams now!!!!

After he beats the German national team with Poland that is

26-Otto-19 wrote:@dutchies

you are a lucky lot

when it comes to jobs achievements count for little in Holland

you just have to be

maybe explains why your economy is not as strong as it should be

wahre G

What you mean with our economy is not as good as it should be....? The Dutch had one of the fastest growing economies in Western Europe over the years and the unenployment rate is one of the lowest in Europe!

A dutchie will only be taken serious when he has lived (and worke) abroad for a while

So as a Dutchie you have to go abroad!

I agree with you it is a bit odd the Netherlands is "the Brazil of football managers...." We have by far the most managers working abroad for a professional organisation...

When a large amount of trainers are working abroad you have some who are (very) good and some who are (very) bad

RicardoJol wrote:

26-Otto-19 wrote:@dutchies

you are a lucky lot

when it comes to jobs achievements count for little in Holland

you just have to be

maybe explains why your economy is not as strong as it should be

wahre G

What you mean with our economy is not as good as it should be....? The Dutch had one of the fastest growing economies in Western Europe over the years and the unenployment rate is one of the lowest in Europe!

A dutchie will only be taken serious when he has lived (and worke) abroad for a while

So as a Dutchie you have to go abroad!

I agree with you it is a bit odd the Netherlands is "the Brazil of football managers...." We have by far the most managers working abroad for a professional organisation...

When a large amount of trainers are working abroad you have some who are (very) good and some who are (very) bad

@fey

I have not seen those Beenhacker to Dortmund reports ANYWHERE

but it could be true

Doll will probably have to leave and who else to appoint but a Dutchie



@ric

the German economy is now SUPER successful, far more than the Dutch

economists are even talking of reaching "FULL-employment-levels" soon

China were to overtake Germany as the world's biggest exporter THIS year

NOW, this seems unlikely to happen since the Chinese economy is being hit stronger by the US recession than our German economy

we are invincible

and guess what

our business success has NOTHING to do with the colour orange

maybe we should try this all-German approach in football as well

for let's face it: with all those Dutchies in the Bundesliga , we ain't doing too hot

Believe me...Beenhakker wil go to Dortmund!!!

How on earth is the German economy that much superior then ours...yeah you make more GDP but hell, you are a bit bigger as well.

Dont forget we have a liberal-communist regime these days, so all in all I say we do pretty well.

Imagine if we had proper leaders were this country could end...And of course the million people that are living of uncle state.

FeySpirit™ wrote:

How on earth is the German economy that much superior then ours...yeah you make more GDP but hell, you are a bit bigger as well.

.

fey

stop talking drivel

we Germans have the bigger stadia, the bigger cars and the bigger willies

wahre G

THE MASTERPLAN

26-Otto-19 wrote:

FeySpirit™ wrote:

How on earth is the German economy that much superior then ours...yeah you make more GDP but hell, you are a bit bigger as well.

.

fey

stop talking drivel

we Germans have the bigger stadia, the bigger cars and the bigger willies

wahre G

Your arrogance is bigger as well. And NO, Dutch cocks>>>German cocks.

You lot are bigger c**ts though

KLM>>>Lufthansa

Spyker>>>>Porsche

Philips>>>Siemens

Heineken>>>Warsteiner (as a company that is)

De Kuip>>>>>Arena auf Schalke

KPN>>>>> T-mobile

C&A>>>>>>>Hugo Boss

Jan Smit>>..some German singer

Frikandel>>>>>Frikadel

Hell you see Otto, we Dutch are awesome!!

fey

German girls >>>>>>>>>> Dutch girls

German hockey girls >>>>>>> Dutch hockey girls

München >>> Amsterdam

Berlin >> Den Haag

Bremen >>> Groningen

ein deutsches Schloss >>>>>>>>>> ein holländischer Wohnwagen

Gerhard Schröder >>>>>>>> Harry Potter

Schuster >>>> das Lama

Hamburger Hafen >>> Rotterdam Hafen

German Lüneburger Heather Honey >>>> Dutch Salad

Gomez >>> Kuyt

Lehmann >> van der Saaaaar

Sammer >>> van Bockwurst

wahre G

26-Otto-19 wrote:http://www.sport1.de/de/sport/artikel_2240112.html

astonishing, if true

he nearly got Spurs relegated despite having spent BIG BUCKS

gets sacked and rightly so

and as a reward could now be appointed at a FAR BIGGER club in Germany (the Bundesliga's 2nd biggest all-time club)

where he is likely to play in the CL (or the CL qualifiers)

sounds like a repeat of the Lama at Sparta fiasco followed by a move to Barca

=

the power of the colour ORANGE

Yeah right, just like Nottingham Forest are a bigger club than Hamburg I presume?

Shows how much you really know of EPL outside of your armchair criticism: Jol NEVER GOT US ANYWHERE NEAR relegated;

the second season he got us to 5th in the league we were struggling before Xmas, just like this season.

The Friendly Neighbourhood Racist strikes again

is Otto joking?

I hope he is. If not he is stupid.

Glenn Hysén wrote:is Otto joking?

I hope he is. If not he is stupid.

She's a girl, explains it all really : doesn't understand football and can't use logic

Spurs would be Bundesliga Champs on this Evidence... Good luck MJ.

fey

German girls >>>>>>>>>> Dutch girls

not true Otto, Dutch girls arent the best in the world, but beat German girls..German girls are quite cold when you approach them

German hockey girls >>>>>>> Dutch hockey girls

This is just ridiculous, Dutch hockey girls eat cum for breakfast...so that is 2-0 for the Dutch.

München >>> Amsterdam

I agree with you, Amsterdam is a shithole...hell Wolfsburg>>>>Amsterdam. Germany scores the 2-1..with a penalty of course.

Berlin >> Den Haag

Berlin is $h!t...then again so is Den Haag..although they have a beach..3-1

Bremen >>> Groningen

Groningen is a suburb of Bremen...fair enough 3-2

ein deutsches Schloss >>>>>>>>>> ein holländischer Wohnwagen

Wohnwagens are cool and you know it 4-2 for the Dutch!!

Gerhard Schröder >>>>>>>> Harry Potter

Can't disagree with you on that one 4-3

Schuster >>>> das Lama

At least Rikard relegated with Sparta...5-3

Hamburger Hafen >>> Rotterdam Hafen

Ha! Hamburg can come close...but fails in the end 6-3

German Lüneburger Heather Honey >>>> Dutch Salad

Dunno what salad that is..but fair enough 6-4

Gomez >>> Kuyt

Ooohhhh!!! 7-4

Lehmann >> van der Saaaaar

Nahhhh, Lehmann=fail...he loses all finals. 8-4

Sammer >>> van Bockwurst

No brainer, 9-4

wahre G

9-4..now that is a Wahre G

Fey wrote:

German hockey girls >>>>>>> Dutch hockey girls

This is just ridiculous, Dutch hockey girls eat cum for breakfast...so that is 2-0 for the Dutch.

What??!!

Barrilete_Cosmico wrote:

Fey wrote:

German hockey girls >>>>>>> Dutch hockey girls

This is just ridiculous, Dutch hockey girls eat cum for breakfast...so that is 2-0 for the Dutch.

What??!!

I thought everybody knew that ?

Hockeysletjes !

Don Leo snubs BVB

Beenhakker zegt nee tegen Dortmund



06/05/2008 17:25

Borussia Dortmund heeft Leo Beenhakker gepolst. De bondscoach van Polen ziet (nog) geen heil in een dienstverband bij BVB.

Beenhakker zou in Dortmund de opvolger moeten worden van Thomas Doll, die op de schopstoel zit vanwege een teleurstellend seizoen. Voorlopig houdt hij de boot af. 'Ik ben nu met Polen bezig en wil eerst het EK doen. Ik heb ook geen behoefte aan onrust', aldus Don leo tegen De Telegraaf. 'Dit is niet het moment om daar mee bezig te zijn. Daarom heb ik ook nee gezegd tegen Dortmund.'

Ondanks een contract tot 2010 in Polen is het 'nee' van Beenhakker echter niet definitief. 'De situatie in Polen is op dit moment niet zo prettig met een lopende corruptiezaak en een nieuw bestuur plus nieuwe voorzitter, die na de zomer geïnstalleerd worden', schetst de Nederlander de ruimte. 'Met de huidige mensen kan ik prettig werken. Of dat straks nog zo is, weet ik niet. Ik heb ook aangegeven, dat ik richting WK van 2010 mijn conclusies zal trekken als ik niet kan werken in een situatie, die niet 100% goed ingevuld is.'

Awesome !

The mighty BVB isn't good enough for Don Leo, even though it's the easiest money in the world (a monkey would outperform Doll)

Back on topic. I predict Jol will sign Engelaar.

De Guzman wrote:Back on topic. I predict Jol will sign Engelaar.

Only if Rutten doesn't beat him to it...

On Leo Beenhakker (didn't want to go) to BVB

damn within a short while and Germany is totally Orange!

Rutten, Mulder, Luhukay, Jol... Beenhakker?

THe more Otto wrights anti-Duch replique the more Dutchies goes Germany...

RicardoJol wrote:On Leo Beenhakker (didn't want to go) to BVB

damn within a short while and Germany is totally Orange!

Rutten, Mulder, Luhukay, Jol... Beenhakker?

THe more Otto wrights anti-Duch replique the more Dutchies goes Germany...

Rijkaard two La Liga titles and Champions League winner. One of the only people to win Champions League as player and coach.

Schuster won La Liga once and got Levante relegated last time, so both Rijkaard and Schuster have got clubs relegated.

At the moment Rijkaard >>>>>Schuster (the winners' medals prove it), but the German might overhaul him in the future. Right now not even close.

Even more reason to hate the scum!


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