Next Newcastle Manager

I sense a 3rd coming

the natural choice

Kimbo!

Joey Barton

Bring back the sigs! wrote:Kimbo!

Yes, i would be a brilliant choice.

Laudrup.

I'd have thought Laudrup as well...

God help the poor c**t who gets it

In all honesty i would say Curbishley!

I migth apply as a joke.

Be awesome if I got it.

Obama

If Wise ends up going, I would highly suggest they look into hiring Pedja Mijatovic as the next Sporting Director.

Calderone! to assist Ashley!

Dick Grayson wrote:Calderone! to assist Ashley!

Even better!

Jaime wrote:If Wise ends up going, I would highly suggest they look into hiring Pedja Mijatovic as the next Sporting Director.

Considering it's newcastle, it wouldn't surprise me if Ashley pays a world record fee to Real, and present him by flying him all the way down to st James with a chopper. Presumably to impress their fan base.

There are lots of suggestions that, as well as having a decisive say on incoming and outgoing transfers, Dennis Wise also has a key role in all contract negotiations within the club. Given that he seems to have been given so many vital roles, and given that Ashley seems so keen to surround himself with primarily London-based cronies and sycophants, I think there may be something to the accusation that Wise was brought into the club in January as manager-in-waiting. The extent of the movement on Poyet in the betting market on Tuesday makes me think that, realising it might be difficult to appoint Wise, we pondered bringing in Poyet as a puppet manager.

To appoint Wise or Poyet would be to essentially sign a death wish - perhaps even literally - I think there could be violent scenes at the next home match anyway, and Ashley certainly won't be able to sit with the fans again - but I think if Wise was appointed our manager, some fan may well attack him in his first game in charge.

So who knows who the club will go for. The issue is that I can't see any high profile manager taking the job; Shearer certainly won't take it at the moment; and besides, I will have no respect for whoever accepts the job anyway.

Shearer will wait for a sugar daddy to buy the club, give him a massive transfer budget

I would love Shearer to take any job quickly just so he show what a fucking idiot he is. He could be given 50 mill he'd still make a right C0ck up of it

How much would you love the MOTD cameras to go for their customary Mike Ashley shot only for the viewers to see him taking a good shoeing from a pack of inbred Geordies

What it means to be an idiot, as demonstrated by Roy Keane, for the benefit of Lrd:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eXCKqXr46S8

Bashmachkin wrote:What it means to be an idiot, as demonstrated by Roy Keane, for the benefit of Lrd:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eXCKqXr46S8

Psycho

Bashmachkin wrote:What it means to be an idiot, as demonstrated by Roy Keane, for the benefit of Lrd:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eXCKqXr46S8

Did you mean, what it means to be a coward, demonstrated by Alan Shearer?
Being a coward may explain his constant refusal to take a job and prove he's anything. The man you mentioned had no such problems

Shearer is stiff (scared perhaps?), but we live in a world where sanity would rather be called sissy. Keane's a psycho, better avoid him than break your ankles or leg, and basically f-up the career. You need to be another nutter like vieira to take on him.

L.r.d wrote:

Bashmachkin wrote:What it means to be an idiot, as demonstrated by Roy Keane, for the benefit of Lrd:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eXCKqXr46S8

Did you mean, what it means to be a coward, demonstrated by Alan Shearer?
Being a coward may explain his constant refusal to take a job and prove he's anything. The man you mentioned had no such problems

what would you have done Leonard? Popped a cap in his ass?

Please, tell us all what you would have done in Shearer's position.

I can't wait to (try and) read this

Bashmachkin wrote:What it means to be an idiot, as demonstrated by Roy Keane, for the benefit of Lrd:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eXCKqXr46S8

It doesn't get any funnier than this

Throw a ball at him Roy you nasty person

Shearer is biding his time, reflecting on the game just as all intelligent men must reflect on things - and when he's ready to move into football management, he won't wander aimlessly down the alley that is Sunderland; he won't squander £80 million plus (that's how much Keane has spent, net, at Sunderland! £80 million!) of a club's money in creating a bog standard football team.

Glenn Hysén wrote:

L.r.d wrote:

Bashmachkin wrote:What it means to be an idiot, as demonstrated by Roy Keane, for the benefit of Lrd:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eXCKqXr46S8

Did you mean, what it means to be a coward, demonstrated by Alan Shearer?
Being a coward may explain his constant refusal to take a job and prove he's anything. The man you mentioned had no such problems

what would you have done Leonard? Popped a cap in his ass?

Please, tell us all what you would have done in Shearer's position.

I can't wait to (try and) read this

Well i wouldn't want to make you happy in anyway.

But im pretty sure i know what you would have done hysen, the tear stained letters to the authorities would have come after the pleading to the ref and Keane himself im sure.

I would be afraid of Keane

Not sure what part of Shearer's reaction can be described as cowardly however.

Shearer just staring him down, while Keane was trying to get into his kool aid.