When will Bayern sack van Gaal ?

Bayern are in complete MELTDOWN now

after the Lahm attack on Hoeness, Rummenigge, van Gaal and some of the players

Hoeness replied,

calling Lahm's comments "90% drivel"

http://www.zeit.de/2009/47/Hoeness-Interview

Hoeness also puts van Gaal under GREAT pressure to deliver and to make peace with the PLAYERS

then Toni basically says, "van Gaal has been trying to wear me down for the last 4 months. unless the manager goes in the winter-break, I will have to leave"



now Demichiles warns that they have to get their act together

and one source reports that Rummenigge is falling out of love with van Gaal

apparently, the only one still defending the Nederlander is Hoeness

really, the Leverkusen game in Munich this weekend will be make or break time for the man who never gets ill

interesting interview with Hoeness and the Kaiser

http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/bayern/2009/11/19/wir-der-fc-bayern/beckenbauer-und-hoeness-im-interview.html

the gist of it is

"van Gaal is a good guy, but still has so much to learn"



the Nederlander is DEAD, if he loses against Leverkusen, me thinks

Hoeness is also pushing for a 442 instead of the dreaded 433 (with one striker)

in other words, the Bayern bosses are beginning to take over

Saturday at the Allianz Arena = mouthwatering stuff

72-76-80-96-08 wrote:interesting interview with Hoeness and the Kaiser

http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/bayern/2009/11/19/wir-der-fc-bayern/beckenbauer-und-hoeness-im-interview.html

Interesting indeed.

BILD: Keine Vereinsführung hat so viel Sachverstand.

Hoeneß: "So eine geballte Kompetenz hatte Louis van Gaal bislang in keinem seiner Klubs.[...]"




I was just dying of laughter from this one.

yeah a megalomaniac at its best

Stiftung Haeschentest wrote:

72-76-80-96-08 wrote:interesting interview with Hoeness and the Kaiser

http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/bayern/2009/11/19/wir-der-fc-bayern/beckenbauer-und-hoeness-im-interview.html

Interesting indeed.

BILD: Keine Vereinsführung hat so viel Sachverstand.

Hoeneß: "So eine geballte Kompetenz hatte Louis van Gaal bislang in keinem seiner Klubs.[...]"




I was just dying of laughter from this one.

Same here : those are the same numpties that are responsible for Bayern having NO GOALKEEPER and NOT A SINGLE DECENT STRIKER !

I can tell you that one thing's for sure : Van Gaal NEVER had to work before with people who are as INCOMPETENT as the GERMANS he's currently working for

The interview is sublime satire at its best.

For LvG on the other hand, it's the ultimate kick in his balls (excuse my use of words here). You can't be any more patronizing and smug than this.

If LvG doesn't mind to lose some money, he better hopes for a win on Sunday and then announces his resignation right after the match so he can leave the club with a bit of dignity at least.

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Part II of the Komödiantenstadl starring Uli and Franzl
http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/bayern/2009/11/20/bayern-serie-teil-2/rehhagel-entlassung-war-schwachsinn.html

Uli: "I'm convinced in the next 10 years we are going to be more successful in Europe than in the past 10 years, including the CL win."

For some reason, this reminds me of Franzl's famous "The reunified Germany will be unbeatable for years"-comment from 1990.

Well, we know how this story went, don't we.

http://www.welt.de/sport/fussball/article5278037/Bayern-Trainer-van-Gaal-bangt-um-seinen-Job.html

van Gaal concedes that if he does NOT DELIVER

Bayern will SACK HIM

and van Bommel calls this (game vs Leverkusen) the crunch game that will decide EVERYTHING

on Saturday EVENING the Bayern bosses could already start talking to HIDDINK, me thinks

the RUssia manager actually speaks VERY good German

so who knows

he might be tempted

Very nice.

By the by, the reason why Philipp Lahm is playing like crap at the moment:
http://scheissfussball.de/09110700.html

Looking forward to Van Gaal's Goetterdaemmerung. Pity Bayern v Bayer isn't played in Bayreuth.

the Bayern fans now even whistle the likes of van Bommel and LAHM

TWO more points lost

but

FAR WORSE

the football Bayern now play is WITLESS

UNWATCHABLE

and the players are clearly TERRIFIED

and therefore make the EASIEST MISTAKES

van Gaal's time is running out

because clearly

he does not reach his players

and WORSE

SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF THEM

even the BOMMEL (his godson) looks like an amateur now

there is a 90% chance that van Gaal will get the sack in the winter break

interestingly

Hoeness is making PEACE with Lothar in BAMS

and says he really only needs to manage ANY team in Germany (even 2 nd league) to become interesting

or so it sounds

I feel a little bad for van Gaal. If Ribery and Robben were playing, we (he) wouldn't be in this mess - in the league or in Europe.

The squad is just very uneven and that is more Hoeness & Cos fault than the coach's. That's not to say he hasn't made mistakes, but I would really like it if we had a coach for a whole season or maybe even two.

I don't feel bad for van Gaal (never liked him), but I'ld stick with him for a while (unless the players want him out). His start at Ajax and Barcelona wasn't great either (which was known when Bayern signed him, he needs a few months to get the team playing his way).

Bayern certainly did not deliver in the CL and the league start has been poor, 7th isn't a position you expect Bayern to be at. Having said that Bayern are 'only' 6 points behind the Bundesliga leaders & have 4 relatively easy Bundesliga matches coming up (& maybe a few players return to the sqaud), so Bayern should be closer to the top when the winterbreak comes.

Rainer Calmund thinks Bayern should get HIDDINK

N24 now mention this option as well

only remember ONE THING

you heard it here FIRST

suggested BY ME

before ANYBODY in the VATERLAND

wahre G

Not sure if Hiddink wants to do a club again. He kind of made suggestions, he likes to have some spare time too. Hiddink certainly wouldn't want to be a club manager for a long time me thinks. He's good at being a pragmatic ad-interim, but is that what they're looking for? I would want a long term solution. There's only 1 month of footy left for Bayern, so I'ld let van Gaal try to improve things & if he doesn't succeed, kick him out & go for someone, who could potentially be the next manager for at least 5 years.

there are some rumours that Bayern will SACK van Gaal IF Bayern do NOT win against the Jews this Wednesday

personally

I do NOT see it

as long as Bayern are in (Bundesliga) contention, they will keep van Gaal until the winter break , when he will get the sack (UNLESS he can sort out his non-existant relationship with the players)

the problem is that Bayern do not have many options in the winter break

WHO could they hire for the LONG-TERM ?

I cannot think of ANYBODY , really

Sammer would be tempted, but would NOT accept because he has his mission for the U-Mannschaften and clearly loves the job

Schuster seems to be out of favour, and really, is rather stubborn himself

Loddar is now on the radar and could be a surprise choice but the move comes too early

Hoeness would have to be VERY desperate

all the top Germans have contracts

and Augenthaler is not a top German

the fans would love to have Effe in charge, but the boy does not even have coaching badges

Bayern have the players they need, now they have to find an EXPERIENCED hand to can steer them to the Bundesliga top

somebody who speaks GERMAN

Hiddink could do a Heynkes and SAVE the club until the end of the year

after that Bayern could regroup

since Hiddink will not find a decent job in the EPL this winter and since there is no point in managing Russia until the summer

he would be a dream come true for Hoeness

the Nederlander has said that he will NOT take on any other responsibilites before the end of the year

so the timing would be perfect, me thinks

the main question now is what the relationship between van Gaal and Hiddink is like

is there a real rivalry ?

in other words

is Hiddink pissed off by van Gaal's megalomania and would CHERISH showing the "Schreihals" how it's REALLY done ?

then

the Hiddink to Bayern deal is a dead-cert

Hiddink & van Gaal certainly aren't best mates (understatement), but they respect eachothers achievements.

We'll have to see, Hiddink is very picky about his jobs, he likes to take ones in which he's about sure he can deliver.

I love what spottschau made of the Lahm interview:






(In case anyone doesn't get it: The Emperor's New Clothes)

Toni now tells the ITalian media that his relationship with van Gaal is DEAD

FINISHED

van Gaal tells the German media that the players have to develop their confidence within themselves

he acknowledges that winning helps

but ultimately, the players are responsible for their own mental make up



he does not seem to understand that HIS behaviour has anything to do with the way the players behave and react



meanwhile , Sepp Maier points out that EVERYTHING went downhill at Bayern when HE left the club (upon Klinsi's instructions)

and then

giggles

Poll fucken met “General Sieglos”


En we gaan voor de verandering weer eens een poll fucken. Bij onze oosterburen ditmaal, jawohl. Gewoon omdat het kan. Vraag van vandaag: vliegt Louis van Gaal eruit voor de Duitse winterstop? Waarschijnlijk zou het antwoord op deze vraag ja moeten luiden. Meneer wint te weinig en staat te laag. Teveel spelers uit het team zijn kutd. Louis wil bovendien alles zelf doen. Plus meneer wil opeens met drie spitsen spelen waar men in München sedert het jaar 1357 al met twee spitsen speelt. Enzovoort. Niet eerder dan rampseizoen 1966 speelde Die Bayern zo slecht. In de woorden van René van der Gijp: “Louis heeft geen bord voor zijn kop. Louis heeft drie appartementencomplexen voor zijn kop”. Zit allemaal wel wat in. En toch zijn die suckers van Bild hinderlijke hitsers. Thansch staat het 75:25 in het nadeel van de steile Amsterdamse oefenmeester. Dat moet beter kunnen. Kom, kies allen even voor B, enkel om Bild te laten zien dat u ook kunt hitsen. Louis is een klootzak, tuurlijk. Maar het is wel onze klootzak. Stimmen sie ab!



52-48 already!

fey

what IS the deal with your rather disturbing avatar ?

If indeed all these reports that Otto gives about Bayern's dressing room problems are true (I would guess they are), I would be worried that Bayern seems to be an open soap opera for the entire world. I keep reading posts from Otto about players giving incredibly specific information about all the stuff going on behind closed doors, and I'd never seen this to such an extent with any club. Players such stop being such whining c**ts and focus on their football. They're not paid so they can give real time reports to the press about all the crap that goes on behind closed doors.

72-76-80-96-08 wrote:fey

what IS the deal with your rather disturbing avatar ?

It's a Dutch player that Arsene Wenger is tracking. Apparently he can do more than 100 keepy-ups in a row. But most importantly, he likes to get naked and roll around the grass after the games.

That's my little nephew, Otto! He is such a rugrat! He reminds me a lot of myself when I was at that age.

Can't wait till he gets kicked it & gets teasing questions about it.

torrente

you are quite right

it's a soap opera at Bayern

they are just self destructing

now

van Gaal has SUSPENDED Toni

who, no doubt, will give another series of interviews RUBBISHING van Gaal

the Italian is a PRIMA DONNA

a real DIVA

having said that

van Gaal treated him like a child

the German media is reporting that van Gaal recently tried to TEACH Toni, the 1.95 metre Italian to SIT STRAIGHT when eating his lunch

to stop SLOUCHING

so what did the Nederlander do, I hear you shout ?

he approached Toni from behind and pulled him up

BY HIS EARS



no wonder the players HATE van Gaal

he treats everybody like children

it's an Amsterdam thing, they think they know everything better overthere. Cruyff once explained his teammates how they should drink their tea.... when he played at Feyenoord his teammates were ridiculing him constantly about his know-everything-better-attitude. Cruyff even knew the meaning of non-existing words when asked...

van Gaal has also introduced a strict dress code

he recently even ticked off Müller Wohlfahrt, the most famous sports doc in the world, somebody OVER 60

NOT to wear shorts

when the team have lunch together, van Gaal gives a SIGNAL to EACH table , when it's their turn to move over to the buffet



before vG raises his hand , it's not posible to walk over to the food with your plate

A Dutchie teaching the Germans discipline

WHAT

IS

THE

WORLD

COMING

TO !!!