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    Post by SuperMario Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:02 pm

    Are Arsenal now decimated enough, to even make it impossible for Spurs to fuck it up?
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    Post by Glenarch of the Glen Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:25 pm

    Nonverbal Learning Disorder?
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    Post by Kimbo Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:27 pm

    Northern Lights Disco?
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    Post by SuperMario Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:30 pm

    Very good Kimbo.

    First word very close. Truncate to 1 syllable.

    2nd word sounds like capital of UK

    3rd word 2 syllables, football club
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    Post by debaser Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:34 pm

    No London Dundee?

    That doesn't make any sense scratch
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    Post by Glenarch of the Glen Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:47 pm

    Not Liking Dwarves Grr
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    Post by Tweesus Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:04 pm

    Never lick dildos?
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    Post by debaser Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:27 pm

    Nazi Llama Debarcle?
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    Post by Chocolate Thunder Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:38 pm

    National League for Democracy
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    Post by fcb Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:41 pm

    NLD cheers

    NLD National League for Democracy (Burma)
    NLD Novell Linux Desktop
    NLD National Long Distance (telecoms)
    NLD Nonverbal Learning Disability
    NLD Nonverbal Learning Disorder(s)
    NLD Necrobiosis Lipoidica Diabeticorum (chronic skin disorder)
    NLD Non Linear Dynamics
    NLD National Leadership for Development (Zambia)
    NLD Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, Mexico (Airport Code)
    NLD Non-Linear Distortion
    NLD Network Long Distance, Inc
    NLD Nervous Little Dogs
    NLD Nice Little Double (online gaming)
    NLD Normalized Levenshtein Distance Laughing

    from: http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/NLD
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    Post by Deluded F*ck™ Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:43 pm

    De Guzman wrote:Are Spurs now decimated enough, to even make it impossible for Arsenal to fuck it up?

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    Post by Axeslammer Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:50 am

    Hehe, eindelijk een draadje voor Nederlanders cheers

    Offuh, staat NLD nu ineens weer niet voor Nederland ?
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    Post by Sgoater1 Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:10 am

    Neville Likes Dick !
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    Post by debaser Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:41 pm

    Today was a dream for Arsenal...Extra-time, plus Palacios getting himself suspended. Christ knows who they line up with midweek, but Arsenal should be 10x fresher.
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    Post by SuperMario Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:57 am

    Yep great stuff by Pompey! Nice fuck up by Spuds.

    Lasagna!
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    Post by Glenarch of the Glen Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:18 pm

    am I right in thinking that Arsenal could claim the NL Trophy on Wednesday? At White Hart Lane of all places.
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    Post by debaser Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:29 pm

    Why yes they can. That would truly be the icing on the proverbial turd cake for Spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs this week.
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    Post by Glenarch of the Glen Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:31 pm

    True that, would top off a bad week for Man Utd and their feeder club
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    Post by Isco Benny Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:34 pm

    Yep we're fucked. 120 minutes of football with just 2 and a half days to rest and play the biggest game of our season.

    Said from the very beginning this is a joke having it in midweek with Arsenal having 8 days to rest. Where is the parity?

    It's a disgrace, and I wish I were less bitter to enjoy some banter, but I just don't see anything but another morale destroying disappointment this Wednesday night and having to deal with more gloating from the Gooners.

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    Post by debaser Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:44 pm

    It's harsh being midweek after Arsenal had weekend off but how do you make these things fair? Same thing happens regularly where teams in Europe play someone who's had the week off at the weekend.

    How do you think you'll line up? Have you got anyone to come in for Wilson or is it going to have to be something like:

    Bentley-THudd-Modric-Krancjar

    I guess maybe Assou at LB and Bale pushed into midfield might give you a bit more energy there..
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    Post by Isco Benny Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:59 pm

    debaser wrote:It's harsh being midweek after Arsenal had weekend off but how do you make these things fair? Same thing happens regularly where teams in Europe play someone who's had the week off at the weekend.

    How do you think you'll line up? Have you got anyone to come in for Wilson or is it going to have to be something like:

    Bentley-THudd-Modric-Krancjar

    I guess maybe Assou at LB and Bale pushed into midfield might give you a bit more energy there..

    This fixture should have been rearranged for next week not this week. Thet way both Arsenal and Spurs would have played a game, and not a knocokout fixture which can, and did, got into 120 minutes on a late Sunday afternoon kick off.

    Alternatively, Arsenal's team should have been forced to work 120 minutes of hard labour over the weekend reinforcing the glass windows around WHL which are going to get smashed after holding a derby on an evening.

    I don't know what the team is going to be, dread to think considering Huddlestone looked out on his arse yesterday, having only just come back from injury and being a big unit. He's going to struggle for 45 minutes let alone 90.

    Modric in the centre worries me, as does the general lack of pace in the side.

    Bale and Modric on the left are the best source of attacking threat for us, God forbid if Bale got injured before the end of the season, we'd be proper fucked
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    Post by Romford Pele Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:23 pm

    St Totteringham's day please cheers
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